Mars Capone
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Mars Capone
@curvemudgeon.bsky.social
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He/him, soft, spreadable, portion control suggested as large quantities can be unhealthy.
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We just want to take a moment to thank all the poll workers today. It’s been a hectic day, and we know everyone is working hard to keep things running smoothly! 💚
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Finally, someone looking out for me, the aspirational yacht owner
Out of budget lockup. I recently wrote: "Ottawa imposes a 10 percent luxury tax on yachts... yet a family buying a semi in Scarborough pays the equivalent of 15 percent in [DCs] and land transfer taxes."

Today the gov't addressed this by eliminating the luxury tax on yachts.
"Radical Left Democrats" is the weirdest spelling of Republicans I can recall seeing but if there's one thing Orange Julius there was never accused of it was being smart.
Thanks for the warning; I had to move to a bucket by around early April, and a full dumpster by the start of September. On the bright side the flames both keep the volume under control and provides both warmth and light.
After getting himself out of that pickle.
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ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
D: "Were you evaluated for injuries?"

L: "I went to the mayo clinic."
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Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
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Trump's endorsement of Cuomo, even over his own party's nominee, tells you everything you need to know about Cuomo. In a word, he can be bought.
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Nah take a rest; you deserve it! There's plenty of old white male boomers doing their best to carry the suckload right now!
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On Thursday (10/23), as I was walking back to the office with my lunch I stopped to heckle a crowd of National Guard and federal agents. I was then tackled to the ground, slammed against a squad car, arrested and held in a cell for several hours.
I know the feeling. Received a text last week, referring to me by my deceased father's name, asking if I wanted to sell the property at $ADDRESS. Marked it as spam and updated the company blacklist I've been assembling to make sure my sister and mother don't do business with the lazy buzzards.
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Know your skulls. Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x
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The fact that this "expert" is arguing on @pbsnews.org that it's OK for Trump to blow up innocent fishermen under the guise of "the war on drugs" with a set of Imperial Storm Trooper armor in his office is too on the nose, even for these absurd times in which we live.
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Like I’m sorry but the VERY small number of my family members that survived the Holocaust and Russian Pogroms didn’t do it so I could look at Trump and throw my hands up and say well it’s all over there’s nothing we can do the worst is inevitable.
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Apropos of nothing: It is vitally important to always have a person in your life that will not hesitate to, honestly and kindly, tell you when you are completely full of shit.
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BREAKING: Trump commutes sentence of disgraced former congressman George Santos.

“I just signed a Commutation, releasing George Santos from prison, IMMEDIATELY. Good luck George, have a great life!”
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i imagine there’s about to be an influx of MAGA chuds spewing their bullshit but i really can’t stress enough that if we don’t give them oxygen, they’ll get bored and leave. block early and often.
i know the desire to fight with these sick freaks is strong but resist the urge and just block. it’s better for your brain.
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Breaking on MSNBC: Two top criminal lawyers in the Eastern District of Virginia have been fired: Elizabeth Yusi, the criminal chief, and her deputy Kristin Bird. Both had been involved with Letitia James case and were skeptical of it.
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Instead of "This is inappropriate!" Democrats - especially those who might run for president - should say right now "Anyone who participates in this should know: You are committing a crime, and in the next administration you will be prosecuted."

That will change the frame of the story.
Again, it is a full-blown federal felony crime for anyone in the White House or Executive Office of the President to order tax investigations into anyone.

And it's not just a crime to DO it, it's even a federal crime for an employee not to REPORT such an order to the Treasury Inspector General.
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Now Trump is hoping to at least get a Daytime Nobel Peace Prize.
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Democrats need to go as hard branding protest as patriotism as Republicans are labeling it all insurrection.