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@coug.bsky.social
· Jan 9
I just got off the horn with The Murph and we’ve finally dropped the definitive map of #NewJersey regions, which is 100% official and was definitely not made by me in MS Paint.
Looking forward to feedback in the replies! 👇
Looking forward to feedback in the replies! 👇
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.
I know there’s a lot to keep up with rn but let’s not forget that this admin also gutted nearly every government agency, released only a portion of unreadable Epstein files, dismantled a country to set up U.S. oil companies with an offshore slush fund, stripped affordable healthcare from millions
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I know there’s a lot to keep up with rn but let’s not forget that this admin also gutted nearly every government agency, released only a portion of unreadable Epstein files, dismantled a country to set up U.S. oil companies with an offshore slush fund, stripped affordable healthcare from millions
A+. Will not be able to walk for two days. #gymsky
I just lifted 70101 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/hnjhkwbq
I just lifted 70101 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/hnjhkwbq
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January 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
A+. Will not be able to walk for two days. #gymsky
I just lifted 70101 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/hnjhkwbq
I just lifted 70101 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/hnjhkwbq
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me going into the country bar adjoining the bowling alley after 14 Modelos and rolling an 89
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
me going into the country bar adjoining the bowling alley after 14 Modelos and rolling an 89
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Really amped for my boy dinner grazing day where all I eat is leftovers throughout the day
January 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Really amped for my boy dinner grazing day where all I eat is leftovers throughout the day
2026 off to a cool start!
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
2026 off to a cool start!
A+. So close to six figures. Successfully navigated the rezzies and started the year off strong. #gymsky
I just lifted 93315 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/bxclwzmm
I just lifted 93315 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/bxclwzmm
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January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A+. So close to six figures. Successfully navigated the rezzies and started the year off strong. #gymsky
I just lifted 93315 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/bxclwzmm
I just lifted 93315 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/bxclwzmm
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
My New Year’s Resolution is to kick all your candy asses next year
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December 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My New Year’s Resolution is to kick all your candy asses next year
Me after this trip to Whole Foods for NYE cheese and caviar
a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this ''
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December 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Me after this trip to Whole Foods for NYE cheese and caviar
Unless you’re like under the age of 12 I legitimately don’t understand how anyone could prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Unless you’re like under the age of 12 I legitimately don’t understand how anyone could prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate
A. Not gonna be able to lift my arms tomorrow. #gymsky
I just lifted 40925 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/mhbxsnnf
I just lifted 40925 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/mhbxsnnf
link.strong.app
December 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A. Not gonna be able to lift my arms tomorrow. #gymsky
I just lifted 40925 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/mhbxsnnf
I just lifted 40925 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/mhbxsnnf
ESB is a Christmas movie though (because of the snow)
December 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
ESB is a Christmas movie though (because of the snow)
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Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch
ROTJ is better than ESB because of the Emperor, grey Luke, final Throne Room scenes, better lightsaber choreography, and the second Death Star assault.
December 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
ROTJ is better than ESB because of the Emperor, grey Luke, final Throne Room scenes, better lightsaber choreography, and the second Death Star assault.
This is getting out of hand @reeses
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is getting out of hand @reeses
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Wild how Die Hard is easily one of the greatest action movies ever made and almost no one watches it outside of Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Wild how Die Hard is easily one of the greatest action movies ever made and almost no one watches it outside of Christmas
Once the LAPD chief loses control of the hostage situation in Die Hard he becomes one of the funniest side characters in the movie.
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Once the LAPD chief loses control of the hostage situation in Die Hard he becomes one of the funniest side characters in the movie.
Can we talk about how John McClain would have taken the entire building down with that C4?
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Can we talk about how John McClain would have taken the entire building down with that C4?