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I just got off the horn with The Murph and we’ve finally dropped the definitive map of #NewJersey regions, which is 100% official and was definitely not made by me in MS Paint.

Looking forward to feedback in the replies! 👇
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I know there’s a lot to keep up with rn but let’s not forget that this admin also gutted nearly every government agency, released only a portion of unreadable Epstein files, dismantled a country to set up U.S. oil companies with an offshore slush fund, stripped affordable healthcare from millions
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
A+. Will not be able to walk for two days. #gymsky

I just lifted 70101 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/hnjhkwbq
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January 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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me going into the country bar adjoining the bowling alley after 14 Modelos and rolling an 89
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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Klimt Kubiak
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
A+. #gymsky

I just lifted 44716 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/gedduolr
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January 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
A. Decent arms and back day. #gymsly

I just lifted 50351 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/jkfjujiv
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January 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Really amped for my boy dinner grazing day where all I eat is leftovers throughout the day
January 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
2026 off to a cool start!
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
B-. #gymsky

I just lifted 37018 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/smqujeaz
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January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
A+. So close to six figures. Successfully navigated the rezzies and started the year off strong. #gymsky

I just lifted 93315 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/bxclwzmm
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January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
My New Year’s Resolution is to kick all your candy asses next year
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December 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me after this trip to Whole Foods for NYE cheese and caviar
a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this ''
ALT: a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this ''
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December 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Unless you’re like under the age of 12 I legitimately don’t understand how anyone could prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A. Not gonna be able to lift my arms tomorrow. #gymsky

I just lifted 40925 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/mhbxsnnf
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December 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
ESB is a Christmas movie though (because of the snow)
December 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
ROTJ is better than ESB because of the Emperor, grey Luke, final Throne Room scenes, better lightsaber choreography, and the second Death Star assault.
December 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is getting out of hand @reeses
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Campaign pitch:
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A. #gymsky

I just lifted 39330 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/uuxbdnpz
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December 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wild how Die Hard is easily one of the greatest action movies ever made and almost no one watches it outside of Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Once the LAPD chief loses control of the hostage situation in Die Hard he becomes one of the funniest side characters in the movie.
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Can we talk about how John McClain would have taken the entire building down with that C4?
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM