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🗺️ Central Jersey exists. 🦄 Taylor Ham does not.
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📍 Somerville, NJ
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I just got off the horn with The Murph and we’ve finally dropped the definitive map of #NewJersey regions, which is 100% official and was definitely not made by me in MS Paint.

Looking forward to feedback in the replies! 👇
Me after this trip to Whole Foods for NYE cheese and caviar
a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this ''
ALT: a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this ''
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Unless you’re like under the age of 12 I legitimately don’t understand how anyone could prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A. Not gonna be able to lift my arms tomorrow. #gymsky

I just lifted 40925 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/mhbxsnnf
link.strong.app
December 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
ESB is a Christmas movie though (because of the snow)
December 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
ROTJ is better than ESB because of the Emperor, grey Luke, final Throne Room scenes, better lightsaber choreography, and the second Death Star assault.
December 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is getting out of hand @reeses
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Campaign pitch:
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A. #gymsky

I just lifted 39330 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/uuxbdnpz
link.strong.app
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wild how Die Hard is easily one of the greatest action movies ever made and almost no one watches it outside of Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Once the LAPD chief loses control of the hostage situation in Die Hard he becomes one of the funniest side characters in the movie.
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Can we talk about how John McClain would have taken the entire building down with that C4?
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
My wife and I easily bought each other over $200 worth of Fishwife this Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
We need to have a discussion about how much the Grinch and Sméagol/Gollum have in common.

Return of the King was published in 1955 and How the Grinch Stole Christmas was published two years later….
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
bro, are you even donning now your gay apparel??
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A+. But I didn’t know they closed at 2 pm today and I gotta go do cardio at home. :// #gymsky

I just lifted 42310 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/eqwztlrj
link.strong.app
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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The Smoked Gouda Triscuits Bowl
"All bowl games must be sponsored by things I can purchase at a grocery store" @rodger.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I go through a lot of ebb and flow when it comes to gaming motivation. In the past three years I’ve played Hogwarts Legacy, Jedi: Fallen Order & just finished Outer Worlds: Spacer’s Choice. Outer Worlds took me 1.5 years to finish. Maybe like 75 hours of gameplay.

Gonna try to recommit in 2026.
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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trump: are you going to bring tremendous light inside my body? ultraviolet or very powerful light??

rfkj: (unintelligible)

trump: ok then so maybe the disinfectant? where it knocks it out in a minute? one minute??

rfkj: (his head grows a little larger)
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Probably the most burnt out I’ve ever been on 12/23
December 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Laptop shut til 1/5. Hootsuite don’t fail me now.

(jk still have to send invoices)
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A+. Not gonna fit down the chimney. Too caked up. 🍑 #gymsky

I just lifted 87115 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/vcimyjyv
link.strong.app
December 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Can’t wait til I never have to hear Trump’s incoherent rambling bullshit ever again
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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[borat voice] bari weiss
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Frodo Update:
December 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM