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📍 Somerville, NJ
🍣 Food Blogger
⚾️ Red Sox 🏈 Eagles 🏀 Sixers 🎓 Rutgers ‘10
🗺️ Central Jersey exists. 🦄 Taylor Ham does not.
🗣️ Views are my own.
📍 Somerville, NJ
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@coug.bsky.social
· Jan 9
I just got off the horn with The Murph and we’ve finally dropped the definitive map of #NewJersey regions, which is 100% official and was definitely not made by me in MS Paint.
Looking forward to feedback in the replies! 👇
Looking forward to feedback in the replies! 👇
Me after this trip to Whole Foods for NYE cheese and caviar
a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this ''
ALT: a man is standing in a room with the words `` i am never going to financially recover from this ''
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Me after this trip to Whole Foods for NYE cheese and caviar
Unless you’re like under the age of 12 I legitimately don’t understand how anyone could prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Unless you’re like under the age of 12 I legitimately don’t understand how anyone could prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate
A. Not gonna be able to lift my arms tomorrow. #gymsky
I just lifted 40925 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/mhbxsnnf
I just lifted 40925 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/mhbxsnnf
link.strong.app
December 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A. Not gonna be able to lift my arms tomorrow. #gymsky
I just lifted 40925 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/mhbxsnnf
I just lifted 40925 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/mhbxsnnf
ESB is a Christmas movie though (because of the snow)
December 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
ESB is a Christmas movie though (because of the snow)
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Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch
December 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch
ROTJ is better than ESB because of the Emperor, grey Luke, final Throne Room scenes, better lightsaber choreography, and the second Death Star assault.
December 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
ROTJ is better than ESB because of the Emperor, grey Luke, final Throne Room scenes, better lightsaber choreography, and the second Death Star assault.
This is getting out of hand @reeses
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is getting out of hand @reeses
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Wild how Die Hard is easily one of the greatest action movies ever made and almost no one watches it outside of Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Wild how Die Hard is easily one of the greatest action movies ever made and almost no one watches it outside of Christmas
Once the LAPD chief loses control of the hostage situation in Die Hard he becomes one of the funniest side characters in the movie.
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Once the LAPD chief loses control of the hostage situation in Die Hard he becomes one of the funniest side characters in the movie.
Can we talk about how John McClain would have taken the entire building down with that C4?
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Can we talk about how John McClain would have taken the entire building down with that C4?
My wife and I easily bought each other over $200 worth of Fishwife this Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My wife and I easily bought each other over $200 worth of Fishwife this Christmas
We need to have a discussion about how much the Grinch and Sméagol/Gollum have in common.
Return of the King was published in 1955 and How the Grinch Stole Christmas was published two years later….
Return of the King was published in 1955 and How the Grinch Stole Christmas was published two years later….
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
We need to have a discussion about how much the Grinch and Sméagol/Gollum have in common.
Return of the King was published in 1955 and How the Grinch Stole Christmas was published two years later….
Return of the King was published in 1955 and How the Grinch Stole Christmas was published two years later….
bro, are you even donning now your gay apparel??
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
bro, are you even donning now your gay apparel??
A+. But I didn’t know they closed at 2 pm today and I gotta go do cardio at home. :// #gymsky
I just lifted 42310 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/eqwztlrj
I just lifted 42310 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/eqwztlrj
link.strong.app
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A+. But I didn’t know they closed at 2 pm today and I gotta go do cardio at home. :// #gymsky
I just lifted 42310 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/eqwztlrj
I just lifted 42310 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/eqwztlrj
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The Smoked Gouda Triscuits Bowl
"All bowl games must be sponsored by things I can purchase at a grocery store" @rodger.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Smoked Gouda Triscuits Bowl
I go through a lot of ebb and flow when it comes to gaming motivation. In the past three years I’ve played Hogwarts Legacy, Jedi: Fallen Order & just finished Outer Worlds: Spacer’s Choice. Outer Worlds took me 1.5 years to finish. Maybe like 75 hours of gameplay.
Gonna try to recommit in 2026.
Gonna try to recommit in 2026.
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I go through a lot of ebb and flow when it comes to gaming motivation. In the past three years I’ve played Hogwarts Legacy, Jedi: Fallen Order & just finished Outer Worlds: Spacer’s Choice. Outer Worlds took me 1.5 years to finish. Maybe like 75 hours of gameplay.
Gonna try to recommit in 2026.
Gonna try to recommit in 2026.
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trump: are you going to bring tremendous light inside my body? ultraviolet or very powerful light??
rfkj: (unintelligible)
trump: ok then so maybe the disinfectant? where it knocks it out in a minute? one minute??
rfkj: (his head grows a little larger)
rfkj: (unintelligible)
trump: ok then so maybe the disinfectant? where it knocks it out in a minute? one minute??
rfkj: (his head grows a little larger)
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
trump: are you going to bring tremendous light inside my body? ultraviolet or very powerful light??
rfkj: (unintelligible)
trump: ok then so maybe the disinfectant? where it knocks it out in a minute? one minute??
rfkj: (his head grows a little larger)
rfkj: (unintelligible)
trump: ok then so maybe the disinfectant? where it knocks it out in a minute? one minute??
rfkj: (his head grows a little larger)
Probably the most burnt out I’ve ever been on 12/23
December 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Probably the most burnt out I’ve ever been on 12/23
Laptop shut til 1/5. Hootsuite don’t fail me now.
(jk still have to send invoices)
(jk still have to send invoices)
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Laptop shut til 1/5. Hootsuite don’t fail me now.
(jk still have to send invoices)
(jk still have to send invoices)
A+. Not gonna fit down the chimney. Too caked up. 🍑 #gymsky
I just lifted 87115 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/vcimyjyv
I just lifted 87115 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/vcimyjyv
link.strong.app
December 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A+. Not gonna fit down the chimney. Too caked up. 🍑 #gymsky
I just lifted 87115 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/vcimyjyv
I just lifted 87115 lb in @strongapp link.strong.app/vcimyjyv
Can’t wait til I never have to hear Trump’s incoherent rambling bullshit ever again
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Can’t wait til I never have to hear Trump’s incoherent rambling bullshit ever again
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[borat voice] bari weiss
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
[borat voice] bari weiss
