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Ashley 🐓🌱
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Artist, mama, wife, chicken keeper, mess maker. AuDHD and still learning. Politics are my special interest and I'm making it everyone's problem. Minnesotan supremacy.
My biggest Terminally Online flex is during my libertarian days Thomas Massie followed me on Twitter. He just dgaf, in a LOT of ways.
Massie: "Donald Trump told us that even though he had dinner with these people in NYC and West Palm Beach, that he would be transparent. But he's not. He's still in with the Epstein class. This is the Epstein administration."
February 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Hope you enjoyed "fool's spring."
We're within 48 hours of the first storm arriving in what could be a wild week for Minnesota's weather. https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-weather/heavy-snow-on-track-to-hit-minnesota-midweek-followed-by-a-late-week-system
February 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Panera salad chicken has the weirdest consistency.
February 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I went to the coop the other day and every nesting box had a hen in it. I haven't seen that in months!

Anyway, now my brain is repeatedly saying, "a chicken in every pot, a hen in every box."

The American dream.
February 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Good make up is complicated, dude. Took months of swatching, testing, trying to figure out I'm pale with yellow-neutral undertones.

It took me ages because most foundations light enough for me run pink, making me ghostly. The next shades up with the right hue would be too dark.
February 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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Her community rallied so fast and so diligently. This is a victory to uphold and celebrate. Reminds everyone that it's worth fighting back.
An immigration court dropped its case against Turkish graduate student Rumeysa Ozturk, a little less than a year after federal agents arrested her on a street near Tufts University
Immigration Court Drops Case Against Tufts Student Rumeysa Ozturk
The Turkish national had been arrested by plainclothes federal officers outside her apartment.
on.wsj.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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Flashback to how these same folks reacted to vaccine cards...
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 1:34 PM
My dumb conspiracy is that Guthrie woman was kidnapped to bread and circus attention away and give Fox News something else to talk about.

We have death camps and an elite pedo ring running our country, and yet the news seems mostly focused on the kidnapping.
February 11, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Ran across an org that's taking in pets after their owners have been kidnapped by ICE and browsing pets and telling myself I CANT BUT I WANT
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Very nice paper print for a friend :3
February 10, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Infighting really is the best weapon against us.
February 8, 2026 at 6:53 PM
No Kings but this man
One man tracking people being deported & deportation flights at the Minneapolis airport.
One person creating a record for future inquiries & potential prosecutions.

Trevor Paglen's deep surveillance documentation now being done by everyday people.

www.npr.org/2026/02/06/n...
Minneapolis now has daily deportation flights. One man has been documenting them
A professional airplane enthusiast has been tracking the federally chartered deportation flights out of the Minneapolis airport as DHS sends immigration detainees to other states and, eventually, othe...
www.npr.org
February 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Husband of a friend died of colon cancer in his 30s, an aunt died from complications after a gut transplant. You really want to keep up on your colon health, regardless of age.

I had a colonoscopy, for me the clean out was an awful evening but I have a lot of stomach issues. Colonoscopy is easy.
Hello Bluesky user—are you, yes you, approaching 50?

Well, I have some bad news and some good news: you are at increased risk of dying a horrible painful death from colon cancer—BUT—there is something you can do to prevent it!

Yes, you should schedule your colonoscopy today!
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
The fuck word really has become the Dem substitute for actually doing anything.
Here is the video of Hakeem Jeffries saying "fuck Donald Trump" for posting that racist video of the Obamas. (originally from his official Instagram account) www.instagram.com/reel/DUbeoy5...
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
My social anxiety is at a high and I'm not loving it.
February 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
My husband threw away my deodorant because he thought it was empty. It wasn't. It just needed to be pushed up more. I special order that deodorant... I am sad. :'(
February 6, 2026 at 4:10 PM
It's just nice to see someone in government who loves their job.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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They’re trying to run the Kilmar Abrego Garcia playbook with a five year old boy in a bunny hat because nobody can find peace if they embarrass the Trump administration publicly. Normal people didn’t like it with Garcia and they really aren’t going to like it for Liam.
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Light filtering through the trees in Christ's Pieces, a park in central Cambridge, watercolour and Indian ink, with a lady in a pink dress wheeling her bicycle. This one sold at an exhibition.
#Cambridge #christspieces #watercolour
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
We'd roll our eyes at this movie plot point. "Oh so EVERYONE working for the bad guy is ALSO a pedo?"
So let me get this straight...

Trump gets into office, and to ensure loyalty to him he brings in everyone who's in the Epstein files to work for him in the government?

#Epstein #TRUMP
February 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
God I needed this victory. May every kid get home to their parents.
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM