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Ashley 🐓🌱
@coyotebee.bsky.social
Artist, mama, wife, chicken keeper, mess maker. AuDHD and still learning. Politics are my special interest and I'm making it everyone's problem. Minnesotan supremacy, Tim Walz simp.
99% sure my husband put on an AI singer, because it sounded like GLaDOS signing The First Noel.
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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“Traumatized, humiliated, degraded.”

The nurse, a US citizen, 4’11”, 85 lbs, says she was following orders when she was dragged out of her car by masked immigration agents in Florida.

It was the 3rd time she had been stopped and told to produce ID.

Free link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Exclusive: Woman detained by feds in Keys says she was following agents’ orders
“This is not the America that I grew up in, and this is not the America that we represent.”
www.miamiherald.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Took a gamble on a church craft (invited by my neighbor) and it's not a banger, but I sold twice as many painted ornaments at my big fair last weekend so??? Haha
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I heard this coverage on the radio this afternoon, these people are heroes.
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm weirdly proud that the name I picked for our daughter is still a name, but stopped cracking the top 1000 names in the US in 1960. It's popularity height was 1916.

As an Ashley born in the 90s, THAT MATTERS TO ME
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Minnesota, here's a sign to show your support for Somali neighbors. Share it, print it, pass it on.

**updated PDF link**

PDF here >> www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/s89ru...
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The funniest thing a medical professional could do right now is leak the actual MRI.
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Had a booth this weekend next to an actual "we just need to give Trump time to turn the economy around" voter and I'm fucking baffled. Her glass for her craft doubled in price this year. What did you think he was going to do to fix the economy?? Everything he talked about was BAD!
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Kinda shocked to learn today how many people in my circle are on GLP-1 meds. Is it really that common place now?
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Been my woooooorst year ever for art fair/show sales. Every single one has been bad for me. Dunno what is up, but boy is it disheartening.
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This is one of the few times I've been homesick for Virginia.
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
A real president would take an MRI live on TV.
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Mulligan’s mother Liz, 39, said: “I thought the essential oils would calm her symptoms and correct the chemical imbalances causing her outbursts. A mummy blogger said so, and running a blog basically makes you Hippocrates.”
Essential oils fail to cure child’s autism, succeed in making her smell like cat piss
A mother’s attempt to cure her child’s autism using essential oils has only resulted in making her smell as if a cat has urinated all over her, witnesses have claimed. Ellie Mulligan, seven, had just…
thedailytism.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Local news feed has back to back stories about local men murdering their wives. :/
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If my brother is sent to fight in Venezuela, I'm going to flip shit and [redacted]
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Kinda really tempted to get true bangs for the first time.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Mamdani is so good at politics, man. He's got Trump whipped.
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Honestly Trump actually trying to arrest those Dems for "treason" would be one of the best things that could happen, truly an extinction burst event.
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Peter, what is this?"
"Elon would dominate as the ultimate throat goat"
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
God his fragile ego is the gift that keeps on giving.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When i got kittens, I was not prepared for how much anus I would get in my face.
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I want the angriest autistic people to form an independent political party based solely on solving very popular, non-political issues. Just like 2 people in congress hyper focused on solving extremely common regulation problems that they know the answer to in excruciating detail.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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This is very high on my list of "not politically charged stuff I want somebody to run for office on"
I wish we, like, regulated shit nowadays. Between car bloat, blinding headlines, and neighbourhoods packed with rental suites but no on-property parking, driving is an absolute nightmare now.
Nearly all drivers say vehicles' lights are too bright in study
The study, commissioned by the Department for Transport, was completed by Berkshire's TRL.
www.bbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If we get these illegal blood money tariff "dividend" checks, I'm donating all of mine to dem candidates.

Also, if the tariffs wind up being illegal, and have to be repaid, how is this going to work out???
BREAKING: Deputy White House Chief of Staff James Blair said the administration is eyeing ways to give millions of Americans $2,000 dividend checks from tariff revenue without congressional approval, per Bloomberg.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM