Corey Porter
@cporter.bsky.social
Emeritus member of the Silly Hats Only club
Bikes, woso (ACFC), robots, F1
Bikes, woso (ACFC), robots, F1
Hey @angelcity.com, is there an onsale for preseason games?
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Hey @angelcity.com, is there an onsale for preseason games?
Word.
E.W.Dijkstra Archive: On the foolishness of "natural language programming". (EWD 667)
www.cs.utexas.edu
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Word.
Reposted by Corey Porter
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
Do any of you have my copy of Brooks?
January 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Do any of you have my copy of Brooks?
I'm not sure how I feel about TFH&R's Eye Know (which is great) having 6x more plays than Say No Go. Both deserve more either way.
January 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I'm not sure how I feel about TFH&R's Eye Know (which is great) having 6x more plays than Say No Go. Both deserve more either way.
If I had a Windows binary that I suspected was malware but don't have a windows computer or the patience to install a VM, how might I check to see if said binary was in fact bad?
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If I had a Windows binary that I suspected was malware but don't have a windows computer or the patience to install a VM, how might I check to see if said binary was in fact bad?
In case you we wondering whether or not I know how to party, here's how I'm spending my new years eve.
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
In case you we wondering whether or not I know how to party, here's how I'm spending my new years eve.
Reposted by Corey Porter
So, if you’re an NWSL GM, you are not allowed to decide yourself — using all of the tools of a pro team’s front office — that a Player has a High-enough Impact to warrant a certain salary. But you *are* allowed to vote on a list that would determine that that Player has a High-enough Impact.
Sure.
Sure.
The ESPN FC top 50 is here and we need to talk about the sudden conflict of interest the league has created with the high-impact player rule.
With coaches and GMs weighing in on these lists, they can influence whether or not their players can get a bag.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
With coaches and GMs weighing in on these lists, they can influence whether or not their players can get a bag.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
So, if you’re an NWSL GM, you are not allowed to decide yourself — using all of the tools of a pro team’s front office — that a Player has a High-enough Impact to warrant a certain salary. But you *are* allowed to vote on a list that would determine that that Player has a High-enough Impact.
Sure.
Sure.
Reposted by Corey Porter
(Electric Six voice) Manger! Manger! Hath spoken!
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
(Electric Six voice) Manger! Manger! Hath spoken!
NASDAQ, sponsored by Draft Kings.
Do you think the stock market should be 24/7?
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
NASDAQ, sponsored by Draft Kings.
Thanks, Spotify wrapped?
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Thanks, Spotify wrapped?
As an ACFC fan, booooo! But well done, Utah.
Officially defending for Royalty 👑
Welcome to Utah, Miyabi Moriya!
Welcome to Utah, Miyabi Moriya!
URFC Signs Defender Miyabi Moriya To Salary Cap-Exempt Contract For 2026 NWSL Season | Utah Royals
HERRIMAN, Utah (December 2, 2025) — The Utah Royals have signed free agent Miyabi Moriya to a salary cap-exempt contract that will keep the Japanese defender in Utah through the 2026 season.
www.rsl.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
As an ACFC fan, booooo! But well done, Utah.
Reposted by Corey Porter
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Leftovers are the best.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Leftovers are the best.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
Anthrax/Iron Maiden
Dave Brubeck
Plastalina Mosh
Joost
Wet Leg
Anthrax/Iron Maiden
Dave Brubeck
Plastalina Mosh
Joost
Wet Leg
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
pet shop boys
kraftwerk
tom jones
jean-michel jarre
metallica
pet shop boys
kraftwerk
tom jones
jean-michel jarre
metallica
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
Arrested Development opening for En Vogue (really)
Jamila Woods
Xzibit/Phife/Goodie MoB
Lilith Fair
Terrence Blanchard
Arrested Development opening for En Vogue (really)
Jamila Woods
Xzibit/Phife/Goodie MoB
Lilith Fair
Terrence Blanchard
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
Anthrax/Iron Maiden
Dave Brubeck
Plastalina Mosh
Joost
Wet Leg
Anthrax/Iron Maiden
Dave Brubeck
Plastalina Mosh
Joost
Wet Leg
The great thing about buying Apple hardware is that less than ten years in they'll drop support for your hardware and when you try to build a modern compiler it'll give you the GFY.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The great thing about buying Apple hardware is that less than ten years in they'll drop support for your hardware and when you try to build a modern compiler it'll give you the GFY.
Daily driver or wacky fringe language for advent of code this year?
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Daily driver or wacky fringe language for advent of code this year?
You guys are the screenshots of grok washing elon's balls over and over again for real?
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
You guys are the screenshots of grok washing elon's balls over and over again for real?
Reposted by Corey Porter
HOLY SHIT.
Unusual Whales has been mentioned BY NAME in the US Congressional hearing on getting US Congress banned from stock trading.
"Get on that Unusual Whales site...this is pathetic folks, we all know what is going on [on stock trading]"
Said by Rep Tim Burchett!
Unusual Whales has been mentioned BY NAME in the US Congressional hearing on getting US Congress banned from stock trading.
"Get on that Unusual Whales site...this is pathetic folks, we all know what is going on [on stock trading]"
Said by Rep Tim Burchett!
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
HOLY SHIT.
Unusual Whales has been mentioned BY NAME in the US Congressional hearing on getting US Congress banned from stock trading.
"Get on that Unusual Whales site...this is pathetic folks, we all know what is going on [on stock trading]"
Said by Rep Tim Burchett!
Unusual Whales has been mentioned BY NAME in the US Congressional hearing on getting US Congress banned from stock trading.
"Get on that Unusual Whales site...this is pathetic folks, we all know what is going on [on stock trading]"
Said by Rep Tim Burchett!
The perils of having to make your coffee in the morning before you've had your coffee.
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The perils of having to make your coffee in the morning before you've had your coffee.
SISU:ROAD TO REVENGE is worth your time.
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
SISU:ROAD TO REVENGE is worth your time.
Active SGV has a beer garden y’all.
November 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Active SGV has a beer garden y’all.
Not yet 1830 and we’ve had our first large group of trick-or-treaters self identifying as being “six or seven” in size. So I guess that’s 2025 Halloween in the books.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Not yet 1830 and we’ve had our first large group of trick-or-treaters self identifying as being “six or seven” in size. So I guess that’s 2025 Halloween in the books.
Whoever is picking music between innings on the Fox broadcast is doing amazing work.
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Whoever is picking music between innings on the Fox broadcast is doing amazing work.
Reposted by Corey Porter
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings