Criminaljo
@criminaljo.bsky.social
Same fella, diff app [Anti-Trekkie]
Crime Director, Directing corporate crime since the merging. I regret to inform you, no lives matter.
they/them
Crime Director, Directing corporate crime since the merging. I regret to inform you, no lives matter.
they/them
To be clear, anyone bitching aboht trump, the government, ice, or all the other shit they have always done.
Have a revolution about it or stfu
Have a revolution about it or stfu
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
To be clear, anyone bitching aboht trump, the government, ice, or all the other shit they have always done.
Have a revolution about it or stfu
Have a revolution about it or stfu
American capitalsm instead of capitalism lololololol.
Idiot
Idiot
Tesla’s profit fell 37% in the third quarter. It's been in the process of laying off 14,000 workers. It had more cars impacted by recalls than any other brand in 2024.
Yet Elon Musk just got a pay package worth $1 trillion.
American capitalism is off the rails.
Yet Elon Musk just got a pay package worth $1 trillion.
American capitalism is off the rails.
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
American capitalsm instead of capitalism lololololol.
Idiot
Idiot
Question::
Whats the worst possible outcome for ai advancement?
Answer:: an anarchist wins the agi race lol.
Whats the worst possible outcome for ai advancement?
Answer:: an anarchist wins the agi race lol.
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Question::
Whats the worst possible outcome for ai advancement?
Answer:: an anarchist wins the agi race lol.
Whats the worst possible outcome for ai advancement?
Answer:: an anarchist wins the agi race lol.
Just checking in. You guys ready for revolution yet?
October 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just checking in. You guys ready for revolution yet?
Im I too late for the Charlie Kirk slander? Asking for a friend
September 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Im I too late for the Charlie Kirk slander? Asking for a friend
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it actually never gets better
August 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
it actually never gets better
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You kinda have to give it up to the photo editor
August 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You kinda have to give it up to the photo editor
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These men do not fear violence enough for me
The men created another app, tea on her, and are posting women’s nudes.
August 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
These men do not fear violence enough for me
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As long as the bad things are happening to black, brown, beige or yellow people it’s cool. It’s all bullshit.
August 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
As long as the bad things are happening to black, brown, beige or yellow people it’s cool. It’s all bullshit.
Thinking about that cowboy who said he would lassle the moon and give it to his love.
I wonder what she would do with it if he did get her the moon?
I wonder what she would do with it if he did get her the moon?
August 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Thinking about that cowboy who said he would lassle the moon and give it to his love.
I wonder what she would do with it if he did get her the moon?
I wonder what she would do with it if he did get her the moon?
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Getting my car detailed resets my body count btw
August 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Getting my car detailed resets my body count btw
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we have so many words in the english language and daily people find ways to not use them and blame you for their incompetence
July 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
we have so many words in the english language and daily people find ways to not use them and blame you for their incompetence
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
Let me stop you there. The consumer pays, for everything
MORNING JOE: Does the president realize that the consumer pays the tariffs?
BESSENT: I'm gonna have to disagree with that. Who pays the tariffs is a choice. What we're seeing so far is that manufacturers are eating a substantial portion of the tariffs and taking it into their profit margins.
BESSENT: I'm gonna have to disagree with that. Who pays the tariffs is a choice. What we're seeing so far is that manufacturers are eating a substantial portion of the tariffs and taking it into their profit margins.
July 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Let me stop you there. The consumer pays, for everything
Wait, what?
I don’t know why I’m surprised that we’re running SharePoints for nukes because I really shouldn’t be
*US NUCLEAR WEAPONS AGENCY BREACHED IN MICROSOFT SHAREPOINT HACK
*US NUCLEAR WEAPONS AGENCY BREACHED IN MICROSOFT SHAREPOINT HACK
July 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Wait, what?
Logs on**
Sees dick discussion
Logs off**
Sees dick discussion
Logs off**
July 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Logs on**
Sees dick discussion
Logs off**
Sees dick discussion
Logs off**
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I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
July 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
Im just saying if they're gonna get money for being platformed, you might as well give em medical bills to compensate. Respectfully, of course
July 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Im just saying if they're gonna get money for being platformed, you might as well give em medical bills to compensate. Respectfully, of course
Ok, so you go to one. See if that changes anything.
Gee. Concentration camps that provide safe housing, mental health treatment, food, security and working their way back into society. How terrible. Eating out of garbage cans and being raped in the streets is sooooo much better
July 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ok, so you go to one. See if that changes anything.
Why is that biden boy on my feed.
....propaganda!!
....propaganda!!
July 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Why is that biden boy on my feed.
....propaganda!!
....propaganda!!
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I like to think Oshun, an African water goddess, frowns upon the canned water company called Liquid Death
July 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I like to think Oshun, an African water goddess, frowns upon the canned water company called Liquid Death
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I never need to know Stephen A's opinion about any gotdamn thing and neither do you.
July 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I never need to know Stephen A's opinion about any gotdamn thing and neither do you.
Jesus christ, bro. Give it a rest with these politicians. I promise you, they are not gonna save you.
July 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Jesus christ, bro. Give it a rest with these politicians. I promise you, they are not gonna save you.