Lizard Mittens
@crookedspiral.bsky.social
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Friendly neighborhood cryptid I own way too many tiny robots Occasionally I fix toys, and sometimes I remember to take pictures
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crookedspiral.bsky.social
Zohran is such a breath of fresh air. A civil servant with a genuinely caring attitude who wants good things for his community and his constituents
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
crookedspiral.bsky.social
Yay! My order from @deadspiderhands.bsky.social came in! I love her art so much and I'm super excited to get these up on the wall!
3 pieces of art on a desk
crookedspiral.bsky.social
always a possibility, especially since it was a TRANS-continental flight (*cue ominous music*)
crookedspiral.bsky.social
As a Poliwhirl fan, I appreciate your understanding
crookedspiral.bsky.social
i really hope someone uses a tiny-face edit by mistake during this whole thing 🤞
crookedspiral.bsky.social
Can’t be doing too well. We never ever ever see this girl in bare face
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Trump leaves the White House this morning

(Andrew Caballero/Getty)
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dylanmacri.bsky.social
Doomscrolling is a lot more fun when you're rooting for the doom
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funeralpig.bsky.social
23 year old posting: the past lays heavy on my soul, i am cruelly marked by my sins and the future is a waste of dust and fear, there is nothing left but waiting to die

39 year old posting: i love going to da movies
crookedspiral.bsky.social
There. That'll keep the devil out.
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Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?

Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
crookedspiral.bsky.social
Transition is crazy expensive, and since target seemed like a chain store that cared, I essentially bought my whole new wardrobe there. I honestly can't imagine why they'd throw away that kind of top-of-mind place in the queer community (DINKS galore!) for a chance at a few fash-bux 🫠
crookedspiral.bsky.social
Good. During my active transition in 2021 I bought soooo much stuff at target because it felt safe. My wife and I haven't been back since January and we've found plenty of replacements for everything they sell there.
www.retailbrew.com/stories/2025...
Target’s revenues track closely to foot traffic. Q2 foot traffic is down 3.1%
Target reports Q2 earnings Wednesday.
www.retailbrew.com
crookedspiral.bsky.social
His name is Magus and he's a total goober (and he has a tiny little unicorn horn 🦄)
crookedspiral.bsky.social
The orange R2 unit on the right is this year's addition to my one-and-only Star Wars indulgence, Halloween themed astromechs
Left to right: R2-B00 R5-B0019 R3-B0017 R4-B0018 R6-W1CH R7-FNG C1-MNST4 R5-Z0MB R2-B0025
crookedspiral.bsky.social
It's Breez! Of the 6 GoBots available at Wendy's in 1986, he's easily the best one imo. Blade Arms and Pit Vipers is an unbeatable vibe
Breez is a cool guy Breez is also a pretty rad helicopter
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The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude
crookedspiral.bsky.social
Picked these up at a local Halloween fair, and I’m so excited to mix and match them!
earrings shaped like McDonald’s Halloween buckets
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jtp.bsky.social
stop doing necromancy with the computer!!
crookedspiral.bsky.social
It’s certainly made all that discourse very confusing lol
crookedspiral.bsky.social
Being old is awesome. My brain refuses to properly distinguish between Sabrina Carpenter, Selena Gomez, and Sydney Sweeney despite me knowing, for a fact, those are all wildly different people
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brentosaur.bsky.social
The idea that Hulk Hogan might be laid to rest in one of his bandannas makes me think of future civilizations that might discover his grave one day and interpret a red bandanna with HULKAMANIA emblazoned on it as a warning that he was sealed there to contain this Hulkamania.
crookedspiral.bsky.social
Incredibly adorable drawing 😍