Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️
@crowbarella.bsky.social
Amateur novelist. Data goddess. All around geek.
“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.” - Nick Fury
“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.” - Nick Fury
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Warning: This month's release, Reluctant Supervillain, is intended as a #darkcomedy. It is not meant for people who cannot get pleasure in instant karma for rapists or those that take satirical characters seriously. #books ##lgbtqbooks www.amazon.com/dp/B0FVY5VG51
No, I'm not going to "switch to turbotax", whether it's "$0" or $0. I'm not doing anything for one of the companies paying off politicians so that we still have to do our taxes, instead of the IRS doing them for us. They know everything already.
February 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
No, I'm not going to "switch to turbotax", whether it's "$0" or $0. I'm not doing anything for one of the companies paying off politicians so that we still have to do our taxes, instead of the IRS doing them for us. They know everything already.
One of those people who you would never think to secretly hope they were in the Epstien/Trump files. #EpstienFiles
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of those people who you would never think to secretly hope they were in the Epstien/Trump files. #EpstienFiles
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A joke looking for a place:
Someone is walking in the woods when they come up to a man who is sitting on a pile of women (alive or dead, doesn't matter). The person asks the man, "What are you doing?"
"Why, I'm sitting on my Laurels."
Maybe one of the women says, "Hi, I'm Laurel, nice to meet you?"
Someone is walking in the woods when they come up to a man who is sitting on a pile of women (alive or dead, doesn't matter). The person asks the man, "What are you doing?"
"Why, I'm sitting on my Laurels."
Maybe one of the women says, "Hi, I'm Laurel, nice to meet you?"
January 29, 2026 at 3:59 AM
A joke looking for a place:
Someone is walking in the woods when they come up to a man who is sitting on a pile of women (alive or dead, doesn't matter). The person asks the man, "What are you doing?"
"Why, I'm sitting on my Laurels."
Maybe one of the women says, "Hi, I'm Laurel, nice to meet you?"
Someone is walking in the woods when they come up to a man who is sitting on a pile of women (alive or dead, doesn't matter). The person asks the man, "What are you doing?"
"Why, I'm sitting on my Laurels."
Maybe one of the women says, "Hi, I'm Laurel, nice to meet you?"
New Social. Who this? Don't worry, I won't be sharing anything over there that's not over here.
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January 28, 2026 at 7:03 PM
New Social. Who this? Don't worry, I won't be sharing anything over there that's not over here.
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The theme song of the resistance. #AbolishICE #ICEOutNow
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 28, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The theme song of the resistance. #AbolishICE #ICEOutNow
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I wish I'd found these places when I was younger. I didn't know what to look for though, as I'd been taught 'transexuals' (the term when I was a teen) were just men in dresses. So I instead I found gender switch stories and places online that focused on gender in... other ways.
Some counterprogramming, in a world gone mad:
Trans people have found one another on the internet since the 1980s. This fascinating reported story looks at early internet communities for trans people, how they've changed and evolved, and what doesn't change.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
Trans people have found one another on the internet since the 1980s. This fascinating reported story looks at early internet communities for trans people, how they've changed and evolved, and what doesn't change.
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
For ‘Love and Knowledge’: On the Frontlines of Trans Cyberspace — Assigned
The moderators of trans forums, many of them volunteers, have demonstrated remarkable resilience and resourcefulness over four decades and multiple digital eras.
www.assignedmedia.org
January 27, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I wish I'd found these places when I was younger. I didn't know what to look for though, as I'd been taught 'transexuals' (the term when I was a teen) were just men in dresses. So I instead I found gender switch stories and places online that focused on gender in... other ways.
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Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
Didn't get my orange chicken yesterday like normal. Usually, I'll do it on Sunday instead. Went out to clear off my car and I'm like, "Nope, not doing that." #BigBlizzardThing #Blizzard
January 25, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Didn't get my orange chicken yesterday like normal. Usually, I'll do it on Sunday instead. Went out to clear off my car and I'm like, "Nope, not doing that." #BigBlizzardThing #Blizzard
I have some extra time this afternoon, but not enough to focus on writing for any reasonable amount, and I'm just trying REALLY hard not to start packing the car 2 hours early.
January 23, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I have some extra time this afternoon, but not enough to focus on writing for any reasonable amount, and I'm just trying REALLY hard not to start packing the car 2 hours early.
Got an email that #JerseyPride opened applications for non-food vendors this morning. My only delays were in choosing between filling it out on my phone or my work computer and the price shock when I look at the cost for corporate vendors (I'm not a corporate vendor). I still came in 7th.
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Got an email that #JerseyPride opened applications for non-food vendors this morning. My only delays were in choosing between filling it out on my phone or my work computer and the price shock when I look at the cost for corporate vendors (I'm not a corporate vendor). I still came in 7th.
Okay, I know the world is kind of burning down around us, but like... What is up with these trailers for trailers? Saw one for some Marvel show or movie or whatever, now Pokémon TCG Pocket did one? Is this going to be a thing now?
I mean, I'd rather have trailers for trailers than that other thing.
I mean, I'd rather have trailers for trailers than that other thing.
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Okay, I know the world is kind of burning down around us, but like... What is up with these trailers for trailers? Saw one for some Marvel show or movie or whatever, now Pokémon TCG Pocket did one? Is this going to be a thing now?
I mean, I'd rather have trailers for trailers than that other thing.
I mean, I'd rather have trailers for trailers than that other thing.
I feel like the only way that the US recovers from this is if it is proven that the election really was hacked and everyone just insists that they really voted for the overqualified black lady, whether or not they did. #audit2024
January 21, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I feel like the only way that the US recovers from this is if it is proven that the election really was hacked and everyone just insists that they really voted for the overqualified black lady, whether or not they did. #audit2024
DPM: This was marked as complete by... cmorphy on 6/5
Me: I do a lot of things...
Me: I do a lot of things...
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
DPM: This was marked as complete by... cmorphy on 6/5
Me: I do a lot of things...
Me: I do a lot of things...
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school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history
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im getting disturbing reports that donald trump is doing exactly what he said he would and the results are exactly as disastrous as everyone said they would be
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 PM
im getting disturbing reports that donald trump is doing exactly what he said he would and the results are exactly as disastrous as everyone said they would be
Big day for #PokemonGo today, though I didn’t do much for the #PokemonGoCommunityDay. Didn’t do much beyond my daily figets. 350 more catches on picnicer (dropped 4 lures today during the event), plus silvered my last two bronze metals.
January 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Big day for #PokemonGo today, though I didn’t do much for the #PokemonGoCommunityDay. Didn’t do much beyond my daily figets. 350 more catches on picnicer (dropped 4 lures today during the event), plus silvered my last two bronze metals.
I'm seeing all these posts about Republicans claiming their impeach Trump if he invades Greenland. To me, it sounds like a parent telling their kids not to do something or "there will be consequences". The kids does it anyway, and the parent does NOTHING.
January 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I'm seeing all these posts about Republicans claiming their impeach Trump if he invades Greenland. To me, it sounds like a parent telling their kids not to do something or "there will be consequences". The kids does it anyway, and the parent does NOTHING.
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There are still 5,000,000+ pages of Epstein files that have not been released. Trump and Pam Bondi want to keep them hidden but we will not rest until we have every single file. Release the files, NOW.
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
There are still 5,000,000+ pages of Epstein files that have not been released. Trump and Pam Bondi want to keep them hidden but we will not rest until we have every single file. Release the files, NOW.
It's been clear for a while that Trump thinks there won't be elections during martial law, because that's how it works in some countries (like Ukraine). I'm still expecting him to pull a Palpatine and abolish Congress anyway.
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
It's been clear for a while that Trump thinks there won't be elections during martial law, because that's how it works in some countries (like Ukraine). I'm still expecting him to pull a Palpatine and abolish Congress anyway.
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I'm wondering if this is how the start of the FIRST US civil war felt like, with news of unrest slowly coming in through the daily newspaper before the first real battle.
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I'm wondering if this is how the start of the FIRST US civil war felt like, with news of unrest slowly coming in through the daily newspaper before the first real battle.
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Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
The woman killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis last week served on the board of her son’s school, which linked to documents encouraging parents to monitor ICE and directing them to training. https://cnn.it/49yoNEa
January 14, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Unarmed woman executed by state may have been on committee to fight against unarmed women being executed by the state
I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to run for office. But the more I see these people NOT DOING ANYTHING, the more the "Fine, I'll do it myself," energy is rising.
January 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to run for office. But the more I see these people NOT DOING ANYTHING, the more the "Fine, I'll do it myself," energy is rising.
Day 5 of my more balanced writing schedule. Normally, I'd be 20k words, about 5 big chapers or 10 little chapters into this book. Instead, I'm at 12k words, just starting chapter 4. But I'm not completely brain dead and stressed about not writing enough on busy days. Still eager to get through it.
January 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Day 5 of my more balanced writing schedule. Normally, I'd be 20k words, about 5 big chapers or 10 little chapters into this book. Instead, I'm at 12k words, just starting chapter 4. But I'm not completely brain dead and stressed about not writing enough on busy days. Still eager to get through it.