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@crvander.bsky.social
Who even knows anymore but I let my hair get long. I invented the joke Clark Griswoke. If you see it they stole it from me. He / him.
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one of the reasons I think it's hard to believe Catherine O'Hara died is because she was this super rare combination of both poise and chaotic energy and so she didn't seem to have a physical age; she was just oscillating between 40 and 17 and 60 at all times.
January 30, 2026 at 8:35 PM
one of the reasons I think it's hard to believe Catherine O'Hara died is because she was this super rare combination of both poise and chaotic energy and so she didn't seem to have a physical age; she was just oscillating between 40 and 17 and 60 at all times.
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ok everyone i’ve got a great idea brilliant idea 100% original nobody’s ever thought of this before, you ready? ok, here goes: let’s make a game that is a spiritual successor to jet set radio
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 AM
ok everyone i’ve got a great idea brilliant idea 100% original nobody’s ever thought of this before, you ready? ok, here goes: let’s make a game that is a spiritual successor to jet set radio
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hideous, of course, but I have to admire her immediate instinct to fuckin go for it
video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight
January 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
hideous, of course, but I have to admire her immediate instinct to fuckin go for it
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i’ve been alerted to that too btw. that’s why i know about it. because i was alerted to it, by someone else
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 26, 2026 at 7:13 PM
i’ve been alerted to that too btw. that’s why i know about it. because i was alerted to it, by someone else
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
Caught a bad flu with all the symptoms and I want a seedless orange the size of a beach ball and then to cut a hole in the side like how they do vodka watermelons except it's blue Gatorade.
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Caught a bad flu with all the symptoms and I want a seedless orange the size of a beach ball and then to cut a hole in the side like how they do vodka watermelons except it's blue Gatorade.
what marketing genius called it gastroenteritis and not gastroexititis
January 24, 2026 at 3:18 PM
what marketing genius called it gastroenteritis and not gastroexititis
this is basically Mark Carney's WEF speech but replace "Democrats" with "middle powers"
January 21, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is basically Mark Carney's WEF speech but replace "Democrats" with "middle powers"
sorry if this is too political but I made chick peas in the slow cooker
January 19, 2026 at 3:57 AM
sorry if this is too political but I made chick peas in the slow cooker
find someone who looks at you the way Benjamin Sisko looks at a baseball
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
find someone who looks at you the way Benjamin Sisko looks at a baseball
if only there was some precedent for what America does to leaders who use chemical weapons on their own citizens
January 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
if only there was some precedent for what America does to leaders who use chemical weapons on their own citizens
Talking to a friend about Star Trek: The Next Generation and yeah that's exactly what I was about to say.
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Talking to a friend about Star Trek: The Next Generation and yeah that's exactly what I was about to say.
bro it's a cat
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
bro it's a cat
fuck Duras, all my homies hate Duras
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
fuck Duras, all my homies hate Duras
I think it's nice that RFK Jr. has a Dwight.
January 14, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I think it's nice that RFK Jr. has a Dwight.
This motherfucker. "Star Trek" is about big space ships going through space. This motherfucker wants to be the Grand Nagus.
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
This motherfucker. "Star Trek" is about big space ships going through space. This motherfucker wants to be the Grand Nagus.
this motherfucker
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
this motherfucker
I have a lot of better ideas for the image to go with this text, including but not limited to:
1. a steak
2. some chicken
3. literally anything other than RFK Jr. cloaked in shadow
1. a steak
2. some chicken
3. literally anything other than RFK Jr. cloaked in shadow
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I have a lot of better ideas for the image to go with this text, including but not limited to:
1. a steak
2. some chicken
3. literally anything other than RFK Jr. cloaked in shadow
1. a steak
2. some chicken
3. literally anything other than RFK Jr. cloaked in shadow
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everyone wants to kill me for saying that "going to the gym will make you feel good" but it's just the truth
@janos.bsky.social so right about the gym
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
everyone wants to kill me for saying that "going to the gym will make you feel good" but it's just the truth
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we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!
January 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!
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Folks: it's not activism to reply to someone's food posts with quotes from a woman's murder.
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Folks: it's not activism to reply to someone's food posts with quotes from a woman's murder.
Canada's Medical Assistance in Dying program includes - where possible, and only with the patient's consent - organ and tissue donation after death.
This is the US government creating a narrative that Canada's health care system is immoral, in case they need to use that narrative later.
This is the US government creating a narrative that Canada's health care system is immoral, in case they need to use that narrative later.
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Canada's Medical Assistance in Dying program includes - where possible, and only with the patient's consent - organ and tissue donation after death.
This is the US government creating a narrative that Canada's health care system is immoral, in case they need to use that narrative later.
This is the US government creating a narrative that Canada's health care system is immoral, in case they need to use that narrative later.
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Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)
selling the dumbest men in the world therapy by rebranding it as going to the gym but for your feelings
January 7, 2026 at 12:32 AM
selling the dumbest men in the world therapy by rebranding it as going to the gym but for your feelings