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crypticcommand.bsky.social
@crypticcommand.bsky.social
Magic player, judge, poly, queer, leftist, tall, loud, and occasionally funny, 40
Freedom for Palestine
Trans Rights are Human Rights
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At work I’m exposed to a ton of right-wingers I’d never talk to out of work, it’s a fascinating glimpse into the conservative mindset
Usually they don’t cuddle in the cammock, this is adorable
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The best part of playing Arena Cube is either you play against Boros or get to play cube
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Creating copies of creatures AND their stats need to be different? Sounds like you might need some dry erase tokens for that.

Translation from Scryfall below.
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Every time I play against Farewell I wish I could meet the WOTC designer that made that card and beat some sense into them. #MTG #WOTC
October 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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InfiniTokens are NOT on Amazon, so let folks interested (or people you ask for gifts) know that searching for "InfiniTokens" there will only get a lot of cheap imitators that are not the real, high quality ones. They mimic our product designs to fool people into thinking they are the original.
October 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Happy Rapture Day to all who celebrate 💋
September 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I can’t believe I got to do this, I’ve never ulted JTMS in paper OR online
September 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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beautiful women want to play magic the gathering with me, can you say the same imperial
September 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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WE DID IT 👏🏳️‍🌈

I can't thank our community enough and neither could the board members of the Milwaukee LGBTQ Community Center - They invited me down so they could pass on a very heartfelt thank you for all the donations and attention we brought to their work!
September 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
September 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
I'm unclear how you can possibly be more populist than the Biden term.
August 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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If the choice in an election was between 100% Hitler & 96% Hitler I'd engage in measures to unmake that "democracy"
August 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I like your style, Wisconsinite
August 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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August 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is the kind of energy I want to bring to the fight for trans rights
from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"
August 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Lets fuckin gooooooooo
August 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Why did @moderation.bsky.app suspend Bugs?!?!

#freethebugs
August 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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omfg @moderation.bsky.app stop suspending prominent trans people for saying mundane shit! Free Bugs Maytrix, this is absurd.

#freethebugs
August 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
@forrestvalkai.bsky.social I just watched The Line, and I’m incredibly disappointed by what you said.
Why haven’t you watched Battlestar Galactica?!?!
August 14, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Fuck Turf.
All my Homies hate Turf
I hope Secrets of Strixhaven next year has a Stone Rain with Learn called Turf Destruction as a nod to its legally-distinct IP influence.
August 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM