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Dad to rowdy, husband to the best wife. While I breathe, I hope. Snakes in the river, hams in the future. He/Him
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Finally got Rae to watch one of my favourite movies, The Three Musketeers, tonight. It's so campy and very ridiculous, and Tim Curry is such an excellent villain.
February 15, 2026 at 6:26 AM
No you bumped your cgm helping to move furniture out of your in-laws house tonight, less than halfway through the cycle for said cgm. #t1d
February 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
My kingdom for a department that doesn't want to start using AI to help decipher building code articles. Especially when the results are categorically wrong, if not dangerous.

This is literally our job. Stop willfully using a tool that management stated they want to replace us with.
February 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Lego out here stealing @slowseptember.bsky.social identity:
October 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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checkitout! chatted with my good friend Hank green about all things business but more importantly homestar runner
September 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Today sucked.
September 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hey @assassin-ace.wtf not sure if you saw but they released a bunch of One Piece Lego sets today.
August 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
One more full day here and then a week of hanging out in a packed house, and then home.

I'm already exhausted.
July 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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“I’m queer”
“Queer how, specifically?”
“Come back with a warrant”
June 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
PLAY LA BAMBA BABYYYYYYY

Reverse sweep! Lets go Oilers!!!!
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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funniest fucking way to violate the One China policy lmao
April 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Poilievre is just like Trump. That's what she said.

Canadians hate Trump.

Ouch.

"I would say, on balance, the perspective that Pierre would bring would be very much in sync with, I think…the new direction in America." - Alberta Premier Danielle Smith
www.breitbart.com/politics/202...
Exclusive--Canadian Premier Danielle Smith: Trudeau Blew Tariff Negotiations in First Mar-a-Lago Meeting
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith of the United Conseravtive Party told Breitbart News Saturday that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau set Canada back in tariff negotiations with America during a meeting wit...
www.breitbart.com
March 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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I am not resharing Breitbart.
I am not resharing Breitbart.
I am not resharing Breitbart.
But holy shit...she said the quiet part out loud.
March 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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What I see whenever people tell me AI is the future.
March 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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They claim they can snatch people up, put them on planes, and deport them to a country run by an authoritarian, where those people will be forced to work slave labor at an inhumane prison. All without due process, and in defiance of federal courts.

The hypotheticals are over. This is the nightmare.
Homan: "We're not stopping. I don't care what the judges think. I don't care what the left thinks. We're coming."
March 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Bisexual visibility is when a bisexual person gets new glasses
September 5, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Watch: Alberta taxpayers will pick up the tab for the premier to share a stage with U.S. political commentator Ben Shapiro at a South Florida fundraiser.
Tyson Fedor has more...
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/vide...
Smith, Shapiro to share stage for South Florida event
Alberta taxpayers will pick up the tab for the premier to share a stage with U.S. political commentator Ben Shapiro at a South Florida fundraiser.
www.ctvnews.ca
March 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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For Danielle Smith to be giddily travelling to Florida to share a platform with people who speak about Canada this way is an act of betrayal of our country.
FWIW this is what Shapiro had to say about the US annexing Canada:

“I feel they will greet us as liberators”

“It’s a silly country”

“I’m not saying Canadians should vote in American elections. God forbid. We can annex it and just call it an outlying territory. Like Puerto Rico, but of the north.”
March 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Trogdor is trans, send skeet.
March 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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So…a residential school
Even the most disturbing RFK Jr. headline always manages to have a detail inside creepier than you could have imagined. I’m sorry, did you just say Black kids should have a chance to get “re-parented”???? Gift link wapo.st/4hW2xGI
February 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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What I find so disturbing with the @thebreakdownab.bsky.social situation is the information which they provided was backed up with documents obtained quite legally.

So who’s freedom? #Alberta

Keep this subject from and centre.
February 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Utopian sci-fi is when it’s filmed at UBC. Dystopian sci-fi is when it’s filmed at SFU.
February 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM