Sam
@cstyson.bsky.social
“Sir, this is an Arby’s”
Once booted from the hell site because my governor had a side piece and I had jokes. A chapter of my life story is chronicled in legal textbooks.
I’m just praying for the lord to deliver me from these pick sixes.
📍Charleston
Once booted from the hell site because my governor had a side piece and I had jokes. A chapter of my life story is chronicled in legal textbooks.
I’m just praying for the lord to deliver me from these pick sixes.
📍Charleston
Damn. Moxon got sacked by cancer. That’s a bitch.
I have to go watch that in his honor now
I have to go watch that in his honor now
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Damn. Moxon got sacked by cancer. That’s a bitch.
I have to go watch that in his honor now
I have to go watch that in his honor now
Jax better look out! Ro Khanna is dropping a sequel to “(I Know) Victoria’s Secret”
I know Victoria’s Secret
And girl, the deets give you the ick
She’s an old man on Epstein island
Forcing himself on girls like me
I know Victoria’s Secret
And girl, the deets give you the ick
She’s an old man on Epstein island
Forcing himself on girls like me
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Jax better look out! Ro Khanna is dropping a sequel to “(I Know) Victoria’s Secret”
I know Victoria’s Secret
And girl, the deets give you the ick
She’s an old man on Epstein island
Forcing himself on girls like me
I know Victoria’s Secret
And girl, the deets give you the ick
She’s an old man on Epstein island
Forcing himself on girls like me
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NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.
Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
Y'all remember when Po lost the apples on Teletubbies? WTF Po, I'm still pissed about that
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Y'all remember when Po lost the apples on Teletubbies? WTF Po, I'm still pissed about that
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂
I’m still sitting here trying to imagine the insane life experience that takes a couple from “We should invite Bad Bunny to our wedding” to “Bunny and Gaga are performing at our wedding during the Super Bowl halftime show”
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I’m still sitting here trying to imagine the insane life experience that takes a couple from “We should invite Bad Bunny to our wedding” to “Bunny and Gaga are performing at our wedding during the Super Bowl halftime show”
“Suspected”
Man fuck you for making me laugh so hard I woke the dog up
Man fuck you for making me laugh so hard I woke the dog up
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
“Suspected”
Man fuck you for making me laugh so hard I woke the dog up
Man fuck you for making me laugh so hard I woke the dog up
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There was no happy ending for Patriots' owner Robert Kraft today.
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
There was no happy ending for Patriots' owner Robert Kraft today.
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
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Do you think our best puppies were in the Puppy Bowl this year, or were we seeing the backups because the first-string pups were all at the Olympics?
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Do you think our best puppies were in the Puppy Bowl this year, or were we seeing the backups because the first-string pups were all at the Olympics?
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“.. This is a 37 point shift left.”
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
“.. This is a 37 point shift left.”
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No punter has ever won SB MVP
Maybe it’s time?
Maybe it’s time?
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No punter has ever won SB MVP
Maybe it’s time?
Maybe it’s time?
That was an impressive halftime
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
That was an impressive halftime
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It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
That's another hip thrust flag
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
That's another hip thrust flag
Apple: What's your vision for the halftime show?
Bad Bunny: San Juan: the musical
Apple: Bet
Bad Bunny: San Juan: the musical
Apple: Bet
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Apple: What's your vision for the halftime show?
Bad Bunny: San Juan: the musical
Apple: Bet
Bad Bunny: San Juan: the musical
Apple: Bet
That's a flaggable number of hip thrusts!
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
That's a flaggable number of hip thrusts!
Worse. It's a fucking crypto commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Worse. It's a fucking crypto commercial
Is this a Jesus commercial?
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Is this a Jesus commercial?
I thought the Kid Rock show wasn't until halftime. What're all these toilets on my screen?
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I thought the Kid Rock show wasn't until halftime. What're all these toilets on my screen?
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings