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“Sir, this is an Arby’s”

Once booted from the hell site because my governor had a side piece and I had jokes. A chapter of my life story is chronicled in legal textbooks.

I’m just praying for the lord to deliver me from these pick sixes.

📍Charleston
No one:

Me: *sneezes for 10 minutes*
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The Chiefs are fucking cursed, bruh
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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House Republicans were forced on Wednesday to cancel an upcoming vote on the SCORE Act, a controversial piece of legislation backed by President Donald Trump that would give a sweetheart deal to college sports leagues at the expense of players.
House GOP forced to cancel vote on new Trump bill
House Republicans were forced on Wednesday to cancel an upcoming vote on the SCORE Act, a controversial piece of legislation backed by President Donald Trump that would give a sweetheart deal to college sports leagues at the expense of players.According to Punchbowl News' Jake Sherman, Republicans l...
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December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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🚨BREAKING🚨

Pop artist Sabrina Carpenter CALLED OUT the White House for the use of one of her songs as “evil and disgusting”.

Watch Greg Gutfeld and other Faux News ghouls freak out about it👇
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Take a stand, Nancy
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I think voters will be surprised how quickly our state can turn around once the GOP is out of power
SC must flip the gop to become part of the solution, not the problem.
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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NEW VIDEO: We uncovered footage showing Pete Hegseth in 2016 saying the military won’t follow unlawful orders — the same point he has recently criticized Democrats, including Sen. Mark Kelly, for making - and which Trump has said is punishable by death.
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Whether it's here or LinkedIn or TikTok or Facebook, I see some truly sad-looking plates of food some of y'all claim to be proud of. But it got me thinking...

That colloquial phrase, "once you go black, you never go back," is about holiday meals at black family gatherings, isn't it?
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The coaching for this stage crowd for this halftime show is so bad I almost think it's a Sora video
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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DeVonta Smith caught this 😱
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done.

He’s scrambling.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why is the head of the FBI spending so much time cosplaying as Tom Haverford?
Kristi Noem and Kash Patel were out last night enjoying the Las Vegas F1 race at taxpayers’ expense. This is exactly the kind of fraud, waste, and abuse that deserves a full investigation.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I saw a lot of people send the original article my way, which i did not share because it seemed like obvious bullshit. Now that has been shown to be true. I know people are worried about AI stuff, but try to be a bit more careful about what's real and what's not.
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
quite a look for Trump today
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ahhh yes, AI doing AI things. Tempted to get into an existential discussion with the definition of “today” with it
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
They tiled everything... the floors, the walls, the ceiling. Everything.
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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It hasn't been confirmed who 'Bubba' is; however, it is the nickname of former President Bill Clinton who had a decades long close relationship to both Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level https://theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-studying-mathematics-at-10th-grade-l-1819577209/
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hey uh, reporters… anybody working on that “which holidays did Trump spend with pedophiles” story yet?
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Trump spent his first Thanksgiving after getting elected President with Jeffrey Epstein. 2017.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Trump lured Lauren Boebert to an in-person meeting in the Situation Room, instead of calling her on the phone, because he knew all her electronic devices would be confiscated before entry, so she couldn't record anything embarrassing or incriminating.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...
Exclusive: Trump administration holds Situation Room meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files | CNN Politics
Top Trump administration officials met Wednesday with a key GOP lawmaker about an effort in the US House to force a vote on releasing Justice Department case files related to Jeffrey Epstein, accordin...
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November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Jason Kelce, you wonderful, sweet, sentimental man. Dammit
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM