CuteCommander - Ewan
@cutecommander.bsky.social
38 y/o pansexual he/him nerd, trying to find the creative outlet that will stave off the darkness for another day and perhaps be the leap home.
Professional writer, photographer, forager, model maker and painter, gamer, LARPer, costumer...
Professional writer, photographer, forager, model maker and painter, gamer, LARPer, costumer...
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all my work is free
Here’s some of my photography
Please send money
I survive from tips
📝 junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
Here’s some of my photography
Please send money
I survive from tips
📝 junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
January 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
all my work is free
Here’s some of my photography
Please send money
I survive from tips
📝 junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
Here’s some of my photography
Please send money
I survive from tips
📝 junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
Paypal: juno(dot)stump(at)gmail
The house out back of us is having so much scaffolding put up it looks like it's being converted into a fortress!
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
The house out back of us is having so much scaffolding put up it looks like it's being converted into a fortress!
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zeon soldier, laughing: hey, char - i went to the dicksucking factory and-
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
January 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
zeon soldier, laughing: hey, char - i went to the dicksucking factory and-
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
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April 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
This is standard Starmer, such a pathetically weak response to the US government's illegal bombing and kidnapping of a head of state. But Starmer doesn't really mind international criminals
BREAKING: Keir Starmer says he needs to "establish all the facts" before commenting on the capturing of Venezuela's President by the US
"What I can say is that the UK was not involved in any way in this operation"
"What I can say is that the UK was not involved in any way in this operation"
January 3, 2026 at 12:46 PM
This is standard Starmer, such a pathetically weak response to the US government's illegal bombing and kidnapping of a head of state. But Starmer doesn't really mind international criminals
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
wow who was he up against
This model is one I found from @weprintminiatures.com that I thought "that looks pretty close to my LARP character" so after a bit of customisation and paint, I'm fairly happy that it looks as close to what Doln looks like in my head. All paints used from @thearmypainter.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This model is one I found from @weprintminiatures.com that I thought "that looks pretty close to my LARP character" so after a bit of customisation and paint, I'm fairly happy that it looks as close to what Doln looks like in my head. All paints used from @thearmypainter.bsky.social
Happy holidays to you all, whether that's denominational or non-denominational ones. I hope you're spending it with people you love, be that family or friends or whoever - I hope you have days of love. Xxx
December 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Happy holidays to you all, whether that's denominational or non-denominational ones. I hope you're spending it with people you love, be that family or friends or whoever - I hope you have days of love. Xxx
Wife wanted to get a photo of the little fur baby (wearing a cute little jumper because she had to have a lion cut and she's all chilly without her floof) and she told me to smile - here's the result
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wife wanted to get a photo of the little fur baby (wearing a cute little jumper because she had to have a lion cut and she's all chilly without her floof) and she told me to smile - here's the result
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
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Hey! Hi! Hello!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey! Hi! Hello!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
Our Kickstarter is... (drumroll, if you please) LIVE!
You can find it riiiiight
here: kickstarter.dotmeow.org
But what IS .meow?
Well!
Let us explain... with video!
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A great reason to cancel your TV licence.
December 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
A great reason to cancel your TV licence.
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December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The knightly hero for Warhammer Quest Darkwater :)
Set was provided by GW for me #ad #AdWIP #warhammerQuest #warhammerquestdarkwater
Set was provided by GW for me #ad #AdWIP #warhammerQuest #warhammerquestdarkwater
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The knightly hero for Warhammer Quest Darkwater :)
Set was provided by GW for me #ad #AdWIP #warhammerQuest #warhammerquestdarkwater
Set was provided by GW for me #ad #AdWIP #warhammerQuest #warhammerquestdarkwater
Wife is playing Unravel again and I forgot how beautiful the game is. Looking forward to seeing what Hela is like in 2026
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Wife is playing Unravel again and I forgot how beautiful the game is. Looking forward to seeing what Hela is like in 2026
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We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
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Retweet to make the sharpie-sniffing TERF seethe extra hard in her mould-infested house
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Retweet to make the sharpie-sniffing TERF seethe extra hard in her mould-infested house
Today we're going to do it! We're going to be finished sorting and cleaning the house (except my daughter's room, she has that responsibility herself 😅)! Over the past couple of weeks we've spent so much time and energy on this, but the results are so worth it!
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Today we're going to do it! We're going to be finished sorting and cleaning the house (except my daughter's room, she has that responsibility herself 😅)! Over the past couple of weeks we've spent so much time and energy on this, but the results are so worth it!