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Megan
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I’m not here, this isn’t happening.

Security guru, yoga instructor, bi-stitchual. Spends too much time on the NADC website looking at campaign finance data.
Waiting for the Remix, Capital T.
Capital G by Nine Inch Nails on Apple Music
Song · 2007 · Duration 3:50
music.apple.com
June 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Shorter Alito's concurrence: "The majority said the law doesn't discriminate against transgender status. I disagree. I think it does discriminate against transgender status and that's good."

He's just completely given up on the game and is happy to tell everyone what the majority really believes.
www.supremecourt.gov
June 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Why thanks, russian infostealer malware... of all the tmp directories in all the world, you chose that one. Bless your hearts.
June 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There are two types of people in the world, those that have had their ass bitten by this nonsense, and those that haven't had it bitten yet. It's been a problem for YEARS. And MS is finally saying "ope, maybe you shouldn't trust random computers for time." 🤦‍♀️
Secure Time Seeding Recommendations for Windows Server - Windows Server
Recommendations for the Secure Time Seeding feature in Windows Server and general good time synchronization practices.
learn.microsoft.com
June 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Out: White men in the White House owning black men.
In: Black men in the White House owning white men.
Ramaphosa: I'm sorry I don't have a plane to give you.

Trump: I wish you did. I would take it.
May 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I got an advisory from CISA today with information on LummaC2 and some useless IOCs. I don't know if they were sitting on the info until the takedown or what but the quality of the product was abysmal. I hope it's not a predictor of the future of CISA.
May 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They already air transport people to the big city through most of our state, rural hospitals can handle little things but depending on the case, they might stablize you and get transport, or just send a helicopter directly out for anything major. It's been like that for decades.
Did you know that when your local rural hospital shuts down because of the Medicaid cuts, the 75-mile drive to the nearest one that isn't shut down is still 75 miles no matter how good your insurance is?
May 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Funny, we've been saying the same thing about the mango mussolini since 2017. This guy too. I mean, is he capable of doing the job? Seems like his only job is licking 47's boots right now.
JD Vance's reaction to Biden's cancer diagnosis: "Whether the right time to have this conversation is now or some time in the future, we really do need to be honest about whether the former president was capable of doing the job."
May 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ewing ahead after the 8:45 ballot drop by 5,000 votes, decision desk calls it for him, the St Louis citizen very possibly on her way out… is this really happening? Is her association with Trump and R extremism finally too much for Omaha? I sure hope so.
May 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Smartscreen is currently blocking outlook.office.com as malware and I applaud Microsoft for recognizing that they are part of the problem.
April 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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there's so many layers of fraud and abuse in this story that "someone might have been trying to log into the NLRB's systems with a valid Doge username and password from russia" doesn't even make it into the first 5,000 words
April 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Rec'd an email from RSA Conference stating that the State of the Hack has been cancelled. This session is packed every year. Gee, i can't imagine why the current administration wouldn't support it. 🙄
April 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Found my original red cross blood donor card from 2000 - has my name, SSN, and DOB all printed right on the front. 🫠 Gods, shit was wild back then. I remember lockheed migrating everyone from using their SSN as their employee ID to actual employee IDs somewhere around 02? 03? Those were the days.
April 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Health insurance at work changed this year, and we have to use amazon pharmacy for mail order service. A 1 month supply of one of my meds is $50 at my local pharmacy, a 3 month supply through amazon pharmacy is... $238. Cost savings? Convenience? WTH?
March 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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🤖 In AD 2101 war was beginning
🔅💥 🔆💥
👸🏽 what happen
👷🏻‍♀️ someone set up us the bomb
💁🏾‍♂️ we get signal
👸🏽 what !!
💁🏾‍♂️ main screen turn on
👸🏽 it’s you !!
👾 how are you gentlemen !!
👾 all your base are belong to us
in A.D. 2101

war was beginning
March 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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There's no such thing as a coincidence in crime. Mueller confirmed Russia interfered in the '16 election. They weren't expecting Biden to win in '20 (the reason no fraud was found those looking weren't the best like ETA) so they came full force in 2024

If one state looks funny..are there others? 🤔
Drop-Off Shows Non-Human Pattern | Election Truth Alliance
YouTube video by Election Truth Alliance
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March 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The incompetency of the trump administration has no bounds. Remember, rules for thee not for me.
March 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Wiz last year: "We're gonna IPO and keep creating a platform that security and development teams love."

Wiz this year: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGWR...
We're Not Just Doing This For Money - Space Balls
YouTube video by Br0therM0nkey
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March 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Turns out they were never interested in making America healthy again at all. 🤷🏻‍♀️
The Trump/Musk $1 billion USDA cuts will absolutely hurt families, schools, food banks, and local farmers across Arkansas.

Just look at the numbers.

The real question: Why hasn’t Gov. Sanders used her close personal relationship with President Trump to stand up for Arkansas farmers and families?
March 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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My favorite tweet from this era (I was a SharePoint admin for a good portion of my IT career)
March 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The number of times I’ve jumped at my kids and declined for them when someone offers them something and they say yes is greater than zero. And I didn’t technically grow up in Minnesota… apparently northeast Nebraska is culturally identical but we call hot dish “casserole.”
March 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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1. The benefit of Trump's "shock and awe" approach to governance is that there is so much going on that brazen corruption goes virtually unnoticed.

Consider Coinbase. It was charged by the SEC in 2023 with violating numerous laws.

Now the SEC is dropping the lawsuit.

Why? FOLLOW THE MONEY
How to buy your way out of a federal lawsuit
On June 6, 2023, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) filed charges against Coinbase, a crypto trading platform, alleging that the company was operating as an unregistered securities broker.
popular.info
February 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I mean, i congratulate the pilot for successfully landing a plane upside down and apparently everyone surviving but how in the actual fuck did it get that way?
February 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Who's to say they didn't already?
If Russia wants to exploit US infrastructure, they should start a campaign that memory safe languages are a DEI initiative.
C IS LEGAL AGAIN
January 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Wait are you telling me it's still not drag queens doing this stuff? Preposterous.
January 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM