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Cyclopsalott

@cyclopsalott.bsky.social

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Author of nothing. No podcast. You can't download my App because I don't have one. Interested in Laughing, Politics and sport.

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · Dec 8

I don't do Tweets.

I don't do Skeets.

I do do Bleats.

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 3h

Wherever trump wants a war......there's oil.

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 16h

Hahaha

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely this. Hopefully on a boat trip tomorrow :)

Might need some snorkeling tips from a past master!

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 1d

Hmmm. Don't know what to do.

When on the plane I couldn't access offline content on Spotify either.....possibly user error but still, a bit disappointing.

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh Ms Mich, it's scorchio!

And your googling instinct is on fine form. Picked up some flights and accommodation for silly prices. £13 each way and £17 appartment share with a mate.

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 2d

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 3d

I proper zone out when the tasks are being explained. Not interested.

Give me people speaking surety where there is none. The perfect zeitgeist for our times.

#TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 5d

BREAKING - Politician who's views do not align with The Times/Tufton Street sometimes sits down at work.

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 5d

My main problem with advertising on TV is that it is written and conceived by unfunny people who are patently off their tits on LSD.

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 5d

<--‐--‐‐----------‐-‐Celebrating 3 years smoke free.

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 5d

He's got to buy a whole new batch of aircraft because his navy keep dropping them into the sea.

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 5d

With Spotify putting it's price up (again) and youtube annoying the fuck out of me by running an incessant amount of ads - is it time to cancel Spotify and pay for youtube premium?

I'd hate to reward bad behaviour but.....hmmm

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

captain CONNNNNNNCREEETE

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

captain CONNNNNNNCREEETE

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

This perfectly manufactured, Trump inspired crisis has a very oil shaped feel to it.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 6d

Venezuela is holding military drills to secure its coast from possible "covert operations," defence minister Vladimir Padrino López says

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

This perfectly manufactured, Trump inspired crisis has a very oil shaped feel to it.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 6d

Venezuela is holding military drills to secure its coast from possible "covert operations," defence minister Vladimir Padrino López says

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Oops! All Jazeera @fakehappy.monster · 6d

It’s a weird strategy and I’m not sure what they’re hoping to accomplish here

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

Find someone who loves you like the american military loves spaffing $70 million dollar aircraft into the sea.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 6d

The US Navy has crashed an F-18 and a Seahawk helicopter into the South China Sea while operating off the USS Nimitz, Reuters reports. All crew members have been recovered.

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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 6d

These, the Persil skinhead and the punk Fairy Liquid baby will be in Nigel Farage's first cabinet.

Chris Gomm @gommster.bsky.social · 6d

Not enough adverts with sentient wheat based cereal football hooligans if you ask me...

80s National Front inspired breakfast yobs.

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

Perfect vibe.

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

This perfectly manufactured, Trump inspired crisis has a very oil shaped feel to it.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 6d

Venezuela is holding military drills to secure its coast from possible "covert operations," defence minister Vladimir Padrino López says

Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

Oh sweet melancholy. Heal my torment.

😀😃

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

I transferred Van de Venn out for Saliba.

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 6d

If it helps, I feel your football woe, having dropped Van de Venn (who scored twice plus bonus) for Saliba (who hobbled off at half time thus failing to collect his clean sheet points).

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