Cyclopsalott
@cyclopsalott.bsky.social
Author of nothing. No podcast. You can't download my App because I don't have one.
Interested in Laughing, Politics and sport.
Interested in Laughing, Politics and sport.
Pinned
I don't do Tweets.
I don't do Skeets.
I do do Bleats.
I don't do Skeets.
I do do Bleats.
Explorer.
what would your job be in the meritocracy
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Explorer.
UK entry will be Farage, Tice and Bonnie Blue doing a cover of 'I did it My Way' in the style of Rod, Jane and Freddy.
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
UK entry will be Farage, Tice and Bonnie Blue doing a cover of 'I did it My Way' in the style of Rod, Jane and Freddy.
December 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Branding your own custard catchers and putting your own face on them is next level narcissism.
#TrumpCondoms
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinInvestigation
#TrumpCondoms
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinInvestigation
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Branding your own custard catchers and putting your own face on them is next level narcissism.
#TrumpCondoms
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinInvestigation
#TrumpCondoms
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinInvestigation
When the fash get to dictate who is allowed to watch the beautiful game.
Fuck FIFA.
Fuck FIFA.
Football fans have expressed fears Donald Trump's proposed border control plans could impact heavily on the FIFA World Cup, which will be jointly-hosted by the United States, Canada and Mexico next summer.
Football fans fear Trump tourism rule will lead to one major problem
www.mirror.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
When the fash get to dictate who is allowed to watch the beautiful game.
Fuck FIFA.
Fuck FIFA.
I actually got round to replacing these tech bros as my default search engine and it actually feels quite liberating.
Bye bye Gulf of America and hello Gulf of Mexico.
By bye Wikipedia and hello Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Bye bye Gulf of America and hello Gulf of Mexico.
By bye Wikipedia and hello Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Exclusive: Google faces EU fine next year for favouring own services, sources say reut.rs/4rOa949
Exclusive: Google faces EU fine next year for favouring own services, sources say
Alphabet's Google is expected to be fined by EU antitrust regulators next year for not doing enough to comply with EU rules against favouring its own services and products in search results, people familiar with the matter said.
reut.rs
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I actually got round to replacing these tech bros as my default search engine and it actually feels quite liberating.
Bye bye Gulf of America and hello Gulf of Mexico.
By bye Wikipedia and hello Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Bye bye Gulf of America and hello Gulf of Mexico.
By bye Wikipedia and hello Encyclopedia Brittanica.
I have no idea how the likes of infantino even get to be in position but there is no doubt that FIFA is not in the interests of Football.
The FIFA Ethics Committee must sanitize itself or go.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
The FIFA Ethics Committee must sanitize itself or go.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I have no idea how the likes of infantino even get to be in position but there is no doubt that FIFA is not in the interests of Football.
The FIFA Ethics Committee must sanitize itself or go.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
The FIFA Ethics Committee must sanitize itself or go.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
All Talkshite Radio commentators go to Angry School where they are subjected to an intense course of being absolutely fuckin OUTRAGED about fuck all.......all the time.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
All Talkshite Radio commentators go to Angry School where they are subjected to an intense course of being absolutely fuckin OUTRAGED about fuck all.......all the time.
Would love to know what crimes Scott Bolands ancestors were deported for because he looks like he comes from a line of full on wrong uns.
#TheAshes
#TheAshes
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Would love to know what crimes Scott Bolands ancestors were deported for because he looks like he comes from a line of full on wrong uns.
#TheAshes
#TheAshes
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Just putting it out there into the cosmos that I am still waiting for my Jury case and I want an absolute fucking *zinger*.
Thank you please.
Thank you please.
David Lammy, the justice secretary, is expected to announce that he is scrapping jury trials for ‘either way’ cases, including those for assault and burglary ⬇️
David Lammy: ‘I don’t want to scrap juries. This is about saving them’
David Lammy, the justice secretary, is expected to announce that he is scrapping jury trials for ‘either way’ cases, including those for assault and burglary
www.thetimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just putting it out there into the cosmos that I am still waiting for my Jury case and I want an absolute fucking *zinger*.
Thank you please.
Thank you please.
Mad how you can watch Fascism happening live.
Crazy times.
Crazy times.
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mad how you can watch Fascism happening live.
Crazy times.
Crazy times.
Venezuela is the new Poland.
Trump to hold a meeting on Venezuela this evening with Rubio, Hegseth and the Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, CNN reports.
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Venezuela is the new Poland.
A random horse just wandered into my front garden, had a bit of a sniff around, and then fucked off again - if you were wondering what it's like to live in the middle of nowhere.
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A random horse just wandered into my front garden, had a bit of a sniff around, and then fucked off again - if you were wondering what it's like to live in the middle of nowhere.
Thinking of creating a Your Party splinter group called 'Your Shin Dig'.
We must unite the left.
The witch hunt must end.
Your Party cannot be a Labour 2.0.
It must be led by its members, not MPs.
Vote for a collective leadership model.
The witch hunt must end.
Your Party cannot be a Labour 2.0.
It must be led by its members, not MPs.
Vote for a collective leadership model.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Thinking of creating a Your Party splinter group called 'Your Shin Dig'.
Tufton Street want their money back. Fewmin.
P45 for Jeremy.
P45 for Jeremy.
November 29, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Tufton Street want their money back. Fewmin.
P45 for Jeremy.
P45 for Jeremy.
In at number 14 this week it's 'Manufactured War' from the Album 'Hermann Göring's Greatest Hits'.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In at number 14 this week it's 'Manufactured War' from the Album 'Hermann Göring's Greatest Hits'.
New names to market coffee to yuppies;
Frothy Brute
Sweet Virginia
Flat Farridge
Frothy Brute
Sweet Virginia
Flat Farridge
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
New names to market coffee to yuppies;
Frothy Brute
Sweet Virginia
Flat Farridge
Frothy Brute
Sweet Virginia
Flat Farridge
Christmas menu.
*excludes Christmas day.
Well of course it fucking does.
*excludes Christmas day.
Well of course it fucking does.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Christmas menu.
*excludes Christmas day.
Well of course it fucking does.
*excludes Christmas day.
Well of course it fucking does.
Tufton Street Laura just described government spending as 'Greedy', in case you were wondering who controls BBC Politics.
#bbclaurak
#bbclaurak
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Tufton Street Laura just described government spending as 'Greedy', in case you were wondering who controls BBC Politics.
#bbclaurak
#bbclaurak
Not now, mind altering brain weapons.
Mind-altering ‘brain weapons’ no longer only science fiction, say researchers
Mind-altering ‘brain weapons’ no longer only science fiction, say researchers
UK academics say latest chemicals are ‘wake-up call’ and urge global action to stop weaponisation of neuroscience
Sophisticated and deadly “brain weapons” that can attack or alter human consciousness, perception, memory or behaviour are no longer the stuff of science fiction, two British academics argue.
Michael Crowley and Malcolm Dando, of Bradford University, are about to publish a book that they believe should be a wake-up call to the world. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Not now, mind altering brain weapons.
'Hey buddy. Ever thought it might be a bit more respectful to wear a suit'!?
It is real:
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
'Hey buddy. Ever thought it might be a bit more respectful to wear a suit'!?
There never was or ever has been since, a moment in music that transformed everything as much as this.
When Mani's bass guitar broke through a wall of noise and revealed a beauty that could barely be believed - sound could never be the same again.
Rest easy, sweet soul.
youtu.be/4D2qcbu26gs?...
When Mani's bass guitar broke through a wall of noise and revealed a beauty that could barely be believed - sound could never be the same again.
Rest easy, sweet soul.
youtu.be/4D2qcbu26gs?...
The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored (Official Video)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
There never was or ever has been since, a moment in music that transformed everything as much as this.
When Mani's bass guitar broke through a wall of noise and revealed a beauty that could barely be believed - sound could never be the same again.
Rest easy, sweet soul.
youtu.be/4D2qcbu26gs?...
When Mani's bass guitar broke through a wall of noise and revealed a beauty that could barely be believed - sound could never be the same again.
Rest easy, sweet soul.
youtu.be/4D2qcbu26gs?...
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Wait, I'm confused.
Did Trump suck off a horse before or AFTER David Cameron fucked a dead pig in the head?
Did Trump suck off a horse before or AFTER David Cameron fucked a dead pig in the head?
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Wait, I'm confused.
Did Trump suck off a horse before or AFTER David Cameron fucked a dead pig in the head?
Did Trump suck off a horse before or AFTER David Cameron fucked a dead pig in the head?