magnolia
@d00dseriously.bsky.social
I came from the other website where I was a well known Resistance Icon
the way that people walk about the ozarks is so annoying. give me a fucking break.
derivative folklore
"you might hear your name in the forest..."
it's the narcissist nature of the people of that region: "it's a spooky ghost, but its all about you!"
I much prefer an unrelenting, unbiased evil
derivative folklore
"you might hear your name in the forest..."
it's the narcissist nature of the people of that region: "it's a spooky ghost, but its all about you!"
I much prefer an unrelenting, unbiased evil
January 27, 2026 at 7:51 PM
the way that people walk about the ozarks is so annoying. give me a fucking break.
derivative folklore
"you might hear your name in the forest..."
it's the narcissist nature of the people of that region: "it's a spooky ghost, but its all about you!"
I much prefer an unrelenting, unbiased evil
derivative folklore
"you might hear your name in the forest..."
it's the narcissist nature of the people of that region: "it's a spooky ghost, but its all about you!"
I much prefer an unrelenting, unbiased evil
It doesn’t even matter if Alex Pretti had a gun
They may have shot and killed him anyway
And they would have doubled down on that too
They may have shot and killed him anyway
And they would have doubled down on that too
January 26, 2026 at 8:40 AM
It doesn’t even matter if Alex Pretti had a gun
They may have shot and killed him anyway
And they would have doubled down on that too
They may have shot and killed him anyway
And they would have doubled down on that too
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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
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There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
The thing that sucks is all the people who are responsible for this will never admit it because they're so arrogant or dumb or both
January 24, 2026 at 11:48 PM
The thing that sucks is all the people who are responsible for this will never admit it because they're so arrogant or dumb or both
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ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 AM
ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to
It doesn’t matter if Renee Good “turned the wheel to the right”
He could have shot her at any moment during the encounter
And they would *still* defend him
He could have shot her at any moment during the encounter
And they would *still* defend him
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It doesn’t matter if Renee Good “turned the wheel to the right”
He could have shot her at any moment during the encounter
And they would *still* defend him
He could have shot her at any moment during the encounter
And they would *still* defend him
boys used to be in the boat
January 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
boys used to be in the boat
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
January 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
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Looking back, everyone will one day realize that all that woke stuff was right. Unfortunately, being right won’t erase the suffering.
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Looking back, everyone will one day realize that all that woke stuff was right. Unfortunately, being right won’t erase the suffering.
So we took the guys too soft for parking enforcement and gave them badges and federal authority. What could go wrong?
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 AM
So we took the guys too soft for parking enforcement and gave them badges and federal authority. What could go wrong?
Those dudes who brag about their derivative 8 second AI-generated videos
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Those dudes who brag about their derivative 8 second AI-generated videos
thinking about him today
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
thinking about him today
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My family refuses to adopt the new language and calendar system i invented with AI
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My family refuses to adopt the new language and calendar system i invented with AI
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Hollywood has to wake up tomorrow and just go back to work like nothing fucking happened. I don't know that there's a person in the industry who hasn't been influenced by Reiner's work. Tomorrow is an industry day of mourning, pure and simple. It's all any of us are going to be talking about.
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hollywood has to wake up tomorrow and just go back to work like nothing fucking happened. I don't know that there's a person in the industry who hasn't been influenced by Reiner's work. Tomorrow is an industry day of mourning, pure and simple. It's all any of us are going to be talking about.
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if these kids were conservative influencers, it would not have been "things can happen"
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
if these kids were conservative influencers, it would not have been "things can happen"
For YEARS I've waited for my brother to dump Trump.
... and he finally did! 😀
Except at Thanksgiving I see he's gone so far right that he now considers Trump a leftie 😀
... and he finally did! 😀
Except at Thanksgiving I see he's gone so far right that he now considers Trump a leftie 😀
December 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
For YEARS I've waited for my brother to dump Trump.
... and he finally did! 😀
Except at Thanksgiving I see he's gone so far right that he now considers Trump a leftie 😀
... and he finally did! 😀
Except at Thanksgiving I see he's gone so far right that he now considers Trump a leftie 😀
I mean at what point do you stand up to this,
*checks notes*
…. Indiana Republicans
*checks notes*
…. Indiana Republicans
Republicans announce the entire state of Indiana will be defunded if they do not obey Trump by gerrymandering their state.
“Roads will not be paved. Guard bases will close. Major projects will stop.”
“Roads will not be paved. Guard bases will close. Major projects will stop.”
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I mean at what point do you stand up to this,
*checks notes*
…. Indiana Republicans
*checks notes*
…. Indiana Republicans
I am the Pennywise of my dog’s little life
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I am the Pennywise of my dog’s little life
I officially give republicans permission to walk away from Trump ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I officially give republicans permission to walk away from Trump ❤️
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Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
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Neither Montana nor California have legalized in-app gambling and the fact that those two very different states agree on this should be a signal to everywhere else.
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Neither Montana nor California have legalized in-app gambling and the fact that those two very different states agree on this should be a signal to everywhere else.
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BREAKING: every Republican has died
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
BREAKING: every Republican has died
