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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 20h

We're so far down in the sewer now that one person *not* holding a match looks like a friend.

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂

Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sure he doesn't have 4 friends, let alone with kids who died from fentanyl.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 1d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 1d

!! I see Adjarian khachapuri! YUM!

Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 1d

I love him too, but he'd be 100, so...

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 2d

House project. If you don't have one, MAKE ONE UP. Trust me. Mine's retired and I work from home.

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 4d

Somebody put the sweater in the dryer!!

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 5d

She has a strong union. She doesn't have to do the backwards high kick if her shop steward says she doesn't.

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 5d

DO YOU HAVE FLUFFY COWS? If no you need, desperately.

A red-haired fluffy Highland calf, with its head tilted slightly back, is standing in a grassy field with a tall spruce tree in the background. It appears to be standing next to its red-haired momma cow, and the attitude being displayed is high-level sass.

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 6d

I don't know what ETBAR means, but I think this sweetheart is headed to, or just returning from Paris fashion week

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 6d

AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 6d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 7d

Extra points if you were calling his name for 10-15+ minutes and were starting to panic a little bit. They LOVE that.

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 7d

Evidently one DOES need a BMI over 30 as well.

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 7d

Micanopy

Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 8d

I don't recall that ... but I remember her refusing to return a dog to its owners after Hurricane Katrina. Ultimately they got their dog back, but I'm sure she made it as painful as possible. I also remember Trump U. Also she's just an unspeakable bitch.

Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 8d

That's some rock on her wizened claw ... I wonder what paid for it.

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 8d

Artie agrees.

A tuxedo cat is seated on a metal trashcan. He looks up, full of hope that his lawyer called.

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 9d

Also, is it me or is the passive voice now The Voice Of America?

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Danaland @danaland.bsky.social · 10d

They were STILL doing what they called "nutritive enemas" as late as the 1920s: nutrition was piped up the rectum for patients with obstructions. This was done to both President Garfield and McKinley, after assassination attempts.

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