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Dan Bratton 🇺🇦
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Dad, scientist, cyclist, works in biotech. Fan of anything that flies. Cambridge UK
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An attempt to disconnect our gas connection earlier today👇
SSE Airtricity’s AI chatbot is going a little out of scope 😬
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I watch this every time it pops up and it still makes me laugh every time.
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 AM
God forbid men should have hobbies.
I must interrupt your day with an urgent report from the Winter Olympics: ski jumpers are allegedly injecting their own penises with candlewax to fly further www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I’m not saying we don’t hoover enough, but I got the Henry out today and a mouse jumped off it.

Fortunately we had three ten year old girls in the room at the time, which really helped to dial back the drama 🙄
February 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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The Green Party has claimed figures from a projection show “only the Greens can stop Reform” in Gorton and Denton.

This is misleading. The model cited suggests Reform and the Greens will increase vote share the most, but currently projects a Labour win.
Green Party by-election bar chart claim is misleading – Full Fact
An image shared by the party and its leader Zack Polanski claims figures from a projection show “only the Greens can stop Reform” in Gorton and Denton, even though the model suggests Labour will win.
fullfact.org
January 28, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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UKHSA responds to the confirmation from @WHO that the UK has lost its measles elimination status.

Read more from WHO here: https://bit.ly/3YZuOFa
January 26, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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Reform Party 🤝Your mum
Is there anyone Reform would turn down, at this point, do we think?
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Of course it’s a bloody Tesla.
New entry for the most divorced man in the UK
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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There aren't any penguins in Greenland, but there are other animals.
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Is it a house for sale or a weed farm? I have to admire the directness of the photos here for this place for sale

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 8 bedroom block of apartments for sale on Rightmove
8 bedroom block of apartments for sale in 22 Charles Road, St. Leonards-on-Sea, TN38 0QH, TN38 for £180,000. Marketed by McHugh and Co, London
www.rightmove.co.uk
January 23, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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I still think Trump and his supporters are largely a consequence of societal boredom: People with too much time on their hands and/or who have lost sight of what genuine hardship is. Like we have the luxury of entertaining this sh1t.

This theory also applies to Britain/Farage/Brexit.
"We have seen empires fall and civilizations crumble. But we’ve almost never seen a people renounce their leadership of the world—all at once, in full public view. That is what has happened in the 365 days since January 20, 2025."
This Is the End
Putinism abroad always morphs into Putinism at home. And we chose this path. Why? Because something-something the price of eggs.
lnk.thebulwark.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.

www.nature.com/immersive/d4...
January 20, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Clearly they’re closer than we are, but I do feel that other countries are taking this threat far more seriously than we seem to be and that feels sloppy.
🇳🇴 Norway has sent letters to thousands of citizens urging to prepare for the seizure of property in the event of a war against Russia, — The Telegraph.

This includes confiscation of real estate, cars, and equipment.

"We are conducting a large-scale increase in military and civilian readiness."
January 20, 2026 at 9:10 AM
One hell of a thread here.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Hint of the Aurora visible here in South Cambridgeshire.
January 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Everyone watching the round table during Celebrity Traitors
JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-
JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS- JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS-JONATHAN ROSS.

#Justice4ReneeNicoleGood ⚖️
BRENNAN: Tell me about the officer, Jonathan Ross

KRISTI NOEM: Don't say his name! I mean, for heaven's sake, we shouldn't have people continue to dox law enforcement

BRENNAN: His name is public

NOEM: I know, but that doesn't mean it should continue to be said
January 18, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Wow
January 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
They beat the Labour Party to it.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement just joined Bluesky.
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Dutch toaster
If you put Dutch in front of any word, it becomes a euphemism. Go on, try it.
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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A single shared source of truth is essential for a functioning democracy.

Without it you’re left with fragmentation, polarisation and a perpetual culture war where the discourse focuses on what divides us rather than what we have in common.

My column from last week: www.ft.com/content/5060...
Why American-style polarisation is spreading across the west
New research shows how incentives in the modern media ecosystem help explain rising division and negativity
www.ft.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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There is, to my mind, no justification for the continued use by the UK Government of X as a platform for official comms. There hasn't been for some time, in fact, but if the latest developments around AI-generated image abuse and CSAM don't change the policy I really don't know what will.
January 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
👇I hope those in power take note.
It's New Year, so time to look back and forward. These are 10 things I think we need to recognise in 2026. It’s a response to what I think are profoundly damaging mistaken assumptions I’ve heard and read from practitioners, journalists, and analysts in 2025. Warning: very long🧵
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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RT if you think giving people knighthoods is all a bit silly but still think it's hilarious that Farage still hasn't got one.
December 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM