danielle
@danielleava.bsky.social
just a keanu reeves party parrot emoji girl in a messed up world
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Bob Dylan attempts to explain Willie Nelson in The New Yorker's profile of Willie: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bob Dylan attempts to explain Willie Nelson in The New Yorker's profile of Willie: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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buying giant skeletons this weekend
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
buying giant skeletons this weekend
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The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
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"I'm too stupid to buy a drone or stand in a straight line, so the liberals must be too!"
I hate the Moron Right so much dude
Everything is a conspiracy when you're an adult with a child's brain
I hate the Moron Right so much dude
Everything is a conspiracy when you're an adult with a child's brain
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"I'm too stupid to buy a drone or stand in a straight line, so the liberals must be too!"
I hate the Moron Right so much dude
Everything is a conspiracy when you're an adult with a child's brain
I hate the Moron Right so much dude
Everything is a conspiracy when you're an adult with a child's brain
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“It’s the same picture”
October 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“It’s the same picture”
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Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?
You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?
Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?
Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?
You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?
Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?
Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
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as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life
and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility
and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility
October 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life
and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility
and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility
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I guess if I *had* to pick my favorite part of the video the president posted where he’s a big boy pilot and he pew pew pews his poop all over everyone, it would be the part where he shits on the American flag?
October 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I guess if I *had* to pick my favorite part of the video the president posted where he’s a big boy pilot and he pew pew pews his poop all over everyone, it would be the part where he shits on the American flag?
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More judges speak to the press (the NYT) about what a disaster the Supreme Court (specifically the shadow docket) has been - “incredibly demoralizing & troubling”; a “judicial crisis”; a “slap in the face to district courts.” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
October 11, 2025 at 11:04 AM
More judges speak to the press (the NYT) about what a disaster the Supreme Court (specifically the shadow docket) has been - “incredibly demoralizing & troubling”; a “judicial crisis”; a “slap in the face to district courts.” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
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"Forty-two judges went so far as to say that the Supreme Court’s emergency orders had caused 'some' or 'major' harm to the public’s perception of the judiciary[,] [including] nearly half of the Republican-nominated judges."
gift link 👉 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
gift link 👉 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
October 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"Forty-two judges went so far as to say that the Supreme Court’s emergency orders had caused 'some' or 'major' harm to the public’s perception of the judiciary[,] [including] nearly half of the Republican-nominated judges."
gift link 👉 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
gift link 👉 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/11/u...
oh look, mortgage fraud from crooked ken
August 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
oh look, mortgage fraud from crooked ken
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This firefighter arrived in the US at age 4, has been here for 19 years, was on track to legal status, and was on a crew trying to contain a major blaze (in Washington state, vs Oregon, fwiw.)
h/t @joshuajfriedman.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
h/t @joshuajfriedman.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Firefighter arrested by US border agents was on track for legal status, lawyers say
Lawyers say arrest of man fighting Bear Gulch fire in Oregon was illegal and demand immediate release from detention
www.theguardian.com
August 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This firefighter arrived in the US at age 4, has been here for 19 years, was on track to legal status, and was on a crew trying to contain a major blaze (in Washington state, vs Oregon, fwiw.)
h/t @joshuajfriedman.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
h/t @joshuajfriedman.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Being against vaccines when diseases are rampant (measles, Covid) is like adding chlorine to the gene pool. Darwin is watching.
August 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Being against vaccines when diseases are rampant (measles, Covid) is like adding chlorine to the gene pool. Darwin is watching.
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Sister Rosetta Tharpe. ⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️
She was there before Little Richard, Johnny Cash & Elvis Presley swiveled their hips and strummed their guitars.
She was there before Little Richard, Johnny Cash & Elvis Presley swiveled their hips and strummed their guitars.
August 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Sister Rosetta Tharpe. ⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️💙⚜️
She was there before Little Richard, Johnny Cash & Elvis Presley swiveled their hips and strummed their guitars.
She was there before Little Richard, Johnny Cash & Elvis Presley swiveled their hips and strummed their guitars.
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My law firm is currently litigating 48 voting and election cases in 23 states including 7 redistricting cases in AL, GA, LA, NC TX, & WI.
August 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My law firm is currently litigating 48 voting and election cases in 23 states including 7 redistricting cases in AL, GA, LA, NC TX, & WI.
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It's very obvious that the NYT has put people in editorial positions who view it as part of their job to upset the left. This is, in the bizarro, insular world of US elites, seen as a way to restore balance & regain the trust of the right.
Putting aside the merits of the larger effort ...
Putting aside the merits of the larger effort ...
July 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It's very obvious that the NYT has put people in editorial positions who view it as part of their job to upset the left. This is, in the bizarro, insular world of US elites, seen as a way to restore balance & regain the trust of the right.
Putting aside the merits of the larger effort ...
Putting aside the merits of the larger effort ...
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...I want everyone to notice something about it in particular: when they try to write these articles, they end up doing *shitty journalism*. The Claudia Grey stuff, the Mamdani stuff, the trans stuff, sanewashing Trump ... it's not *just* irritating to lefties, it's also demonstrably bad journalism.
July 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
...I want everyone to notice something about it in particular: when they try to write these articles, they end up doing *shitty journalism*. The Claudia Grey stuff, the Mamdani stuff, the trans stuff, sanewashing Trump ... it's not *just* irritating to lefties, it's also demonstrably bad journalism.
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
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3. Corporations that publicly endorsed Trump's megabill:
3M
Altria
AT&T
Charter Communications
Chevron
Cisco
Comcast
Delta Airlines
Door Dash
Great Clips
Hair Cuttery
T-Mobile
Uber
United Airlines
UPS
Verizon
3M
Altria
AT&T
Charter Communications
Chevron
Cisco
Comcast
Delta Airlines
Door Dash
Great Clips
Hair Cuttery
T-Mobile
Uber
United Airlines
UPS
Verizon
July 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
3. Corporations that publicly endorsed Trump's megabill:
3M
Altria
AT&T
Charter Communications
Chevron
Cisco
Comcast
Delta Airlines
Door Dash
Great Clips
Hair Cuttery
T-Mobile
Uber
United Airlines
UPS
Verizon
3M
Altria
AT&T
Charter Communications
Chevron
Cisco
Comcast
Delta Airlines
Door Dash
Great Clips
Hair Cuttery
T-Mobile
Uber
United Airlines
UPS
Verizon
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Final vote. 50-50. VP breaks the tie.
One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.
They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.
They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
July 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Final vote. 50-50. VP breaks the tie.
One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.
They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears.
They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.
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/3 In my view, trans people should be treated with dignity and respect, should have full rights, should have medical and personal autonomy. The backlash against trans people is a gross and cynical ploy by a soulless Right to win votes with bigotry.
July 26, 2024 at 1:25 AM
/3 In my view, trans people should be treated with dignity and respect, should have full rights, should have medical and personal autonomy. The backlash against trans people is a gross and cynical ploy by a soulless Right to win votes with bigotry.
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The 5 Stages Of Elon:
1. Why hasn’t anybody killed POTUS or VPOTUS?
2. I don’t understand humor or human interaction
3. Stop saying mean things about Trump
4. I am a huge supporter of the First Amendment
5. If they can use meds to turn kids trans why can’t they use meds to make my kids talk to me
1. Why hasn’t anybody killed POTUS or VPOTUS?
2. I don’t understand humor or human interaction
3. Stop saying mean things about Trump
4. I am a huge supporter of the First Amendment
5. If they can use meds to turn kids trans why can’t they use meds to make my kids talk to me
September 16, 2024 at 10:36 PM
The 5 Stages Of Elon:
1. Why hasn’t anybody killed POTUS or VPOTUS?
2. I don’t understand humor or human interaction
3. Stop saying mean things about Trump
4. I am a huge supporter of the First Amendment
5. If they can use meds to turn kids trans why can’t they use meds to make my kids talk to me
1. Why hasn’t anybody killed POTUS or VPOTUS?
2. I don’t understand humor or human interaction
3. Stop saying mean things about Trump
4. I am a huge supporter of the First Amendment
5. If they can use meds to turn kids trans why can’t they use meds to make my kids talk to me