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how do you say “diva down” in Latin
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
how do you say “diva down” in Latin
Asking “do you like green eggs and ham” in the same voice he used to make Ethan Hawke smoke pcp in training day
the wonderful thing about this poster is you’re absolutely hearing denzel read green eggs and ham in your head as soon as you see it
April 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Asking “do you like green eggs and ham” in the same voice he used to make Ethan Hawke smoke pcp in training day
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TV (at a normal volume): we’ll be back with MORE Fresh Prince of Taiwan after these messages😎
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
March 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
TV (at a normal volume): we’ll be back with MORE Fresh Prince of Taiwan after these messages😎
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
Me: cant wait!
TV (loudest its ever been): ARE YOU TIRED OF BORING FROZEN PIZZAS? DO YOU WANT YOUR TONGUE TO FEEL LIKE A PUSSY GETTING FUCKED ALL CRAZY???
Me (squinting from the headache): A LITTLE, YEAH
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Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
February 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)
Jesus have MERCY this game lmaooo
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Jesus have MERCY this game lmaooo
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70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
Kelce better put himself out to pasture
February 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Kelce better put himself out to pasture
Help me Jalen Hurts u are my only hope
January 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Help me Jalen Hurts u are my only hope
This man is rly a fucking loser in every single way lmao he looks like when kids decide they’re old enough to swear out loud for the first time but the thrill of doing something ✨bad✨ gets them so hype that it just comes out really forceful and awkward
January 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This man is rly a fucking loser in every single way lmao he looks like when kids decide they’re old enough to swear out loud for the first time but the thrill of doing something ✨bad✨ gets them so hype that it just comes out really forceful and awkward
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the Eraserhead baby was the first time I saw myself reflected in cinema
January 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the Eraserhead baby was the first time I saw myself reflected in cinema
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Ooooh I’m thom yorke, I’m going to make it sound like it’s bad to be fitter happier and more productive by saying it in a scary robot voice
January 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ooooh I’m thom yorke, I’m going to make it sound like it’s bad to be fitter happier and more productive by saying it in a scary robot voice
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Who’s walking into the dollar store asking for that fuck ass foil wrapping paper and why don’t they LABEL it. Are blood pressures not high enough. Is there a need for further greys in my hair.
December 23, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Who’s walking into the dollar store asking for that fuck ass foil wrapping paper and why don’t they LABEL it. Are blood pressures not high enough. Is there a need for further greys in my hair.
Just saw my first cyber truck
December 18, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Just saw my first cyber truck
Rare inside look at what I’ve been hollering along to at 6:45 am on the way to my childcare job this year
December 4, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Rare inside look at what I’ve been hollering along to at 6:45 am on the way to my childcare job this year
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restful leg syndrome. im not doing SHIT.
November 29, 2024 at 6:21 AM
restful leg syndrome. im not doing SHIT.
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Drake beefing with a twenty something year old blasian bisexual like that’s not his entire demographic
November 25, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Drake beefing with a twenty something year old blasian bisexual like that’s not his entire demographic
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
November 30, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Henry Kissinger died.” Man says “Oh holy shit this rules. This is so great thank you so much. Fuck
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just watched Saw for the first time Jigsaw feels toxic positivity coded to me he’s like live laugh love or fuckin else
October 7, 2023 at 5:11 AM
just watched Saw for the first time Jigsaw feels toxic positivity coded to me he’s like live laugh love or fuckin else
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this sign at my gym is the only thing keeping me together, emotionally
November 22, 2023 at 3:00 PM
this sign at my gym is the only thing keeping me together, emotionally