Dan Mordan
@danmordan.com
Husband, dad, keeper of a crazy cool Fiero. Long suffering Detroit Lions fan. Proud nerd.
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Colts audition Philip Rivers in possible act of elder abuse: defector.com/colts-auditi...
Colts Audition Philip Rivers In Possible Act Of Elder Abuse | Defector
Barry Petchesky, editor of this website, assured you only yesterday that you would not have to think about the Indianapolis Colts again this year. The Colts had dropped a third straight game, their…
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December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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There was a time when she spoke out against sexual harassment perpetrated by people like Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly, but that was a different Kelly. Now as long as she likes the job they’re doing, getting a little “handsy” is ok.
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
There was a time when she spoke out against sexual harassment perpetrated by people like Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly, but that was a different Kelly. Now as long as she likes the job they’re doing, getting a little “handsy” is ok.
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Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.
Listen in ⬇️
Listen in ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.
Listen in ⬇️
Listen in ⬇️
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He spent Biden’s entire presidency calling him ‘Sleepy Joe’. Still does. But this guy nods off in the middle of the day in meetings almost every day. Fell asleep in court all the time too.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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Detroit Tigers announcer - I'm sorry, was that out loud?
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October 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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This is the cringiest MFer in the MAGA movement, hands down. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Kash Patel's notes during his congressional testimony as photographed by Getty: "Good fight with Swalwell"
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is the cringiest MFer in the MAGA movement, hands down. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Trump’s gonna cancel The Onion next.
September 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Trump’s gonna cancel The Onion next.
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I fucking hate these people dude. They don’t want to do anything. They don’t want to fight for anything. They have no ideology.
There's also a growing consensus from Democratic officeholders that the party's reaction to the Trump administration's efforts to cut government programs, fire workers and radically reshape the federal government should not be reflexively undoing it.
The Democratic Party is still trying to figure out its message after 2024's defeat
Facing low approval rates, after last year's electoral losses, the Democratic Party is working to figure out its strategy ahead of the 2026 midterm elections.
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July 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I fucking hate these people dude. They don’t want to do anything. They don’t want to fight for anything. They have no ideology.
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Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
Knights are indeed still cool. 🤣
June 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Knights are indeed still cool. 🤣
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Some quotes are too good to cut
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May 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Some quotes are too good to cut
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The comment period for this ends in 3 DAYS. Please leave a comment telling them EVERYONE should be able to get covid boosters.
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May 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The comment period for this ends in 3 DAYS. Please leave a comment telling them EVERYONE should be able to get covid boosters.
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Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LoTR)
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LoTR)
April 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LoTR)
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LoTR)
Super proud of the kids today!
April 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Super proud of the kids today!
In 2013, my wife and I went to Hawaii. We couldn't do many of the activities we wanted to because the national parks were closed. Mitch McConnell decided he'd rather watch the world burn than fund Obamacare. 1/2
March 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In 2013, my wife and I went to Hawaii. We couldn't do many of the activities we wanted to because the national parks were closed. Mitch McConnell decided he'd rather watch the world burn than fund Obamacare. 1/2
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She stuffed him in a locker with this.
March 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
She stuffed him in a locker with this.
For some reason I was hesitant to delete my Twitter account. My best guess was that I had it for so long, there was value in that alone. But nearly all of my follows are here and then I saw that my last genuine tweet was from 2014. I thought, "This feeling is stupid" and nuked it.
January 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
For some reason I was hesitant to delete my Twitter account. My best guess was that I had it for so long, there was value in that alone. But nearly all of my follows are here and then I saw that my last genuine tweet was from 2014. I thought, "This feeling is stupid" and nuked it.
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WH is pumping out imagery of migrants being marched on to military planes while claiming deportations "have begun." But crossings are down, and as @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social notes, removals by plane go back years. The point is to portray a state of permanent war.
newrepublic.com/article/1906...
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January 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
WH is pumping out imagery of migrants being marched on to military planes while claiming deportations "have begun." But crossings are down, and as @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social notes, removals by plane go back years. The point is to portray a state of permanent war.
newrepublic.com/article/1906...
newrepublic.com/article/1906...
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December 28, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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It would be God's greatest joke ever to have society descend into violence and revolution just as the Detroit Lions have their best shot ever at reaching and winning the Super Bowl.
December 12, 2024 at 4:50 PM
It would be God's greatest joke ever to have society descend into violence and revolution just as the Detroit Lions have their best shot ever at reaching and winning the Super Bowl.