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Danny Birchall
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I was brought up to the sound of the synthesiser, I learned to dance to the beat of electronic drums
If he's the grinch I'd hate to meet the grfoot
If he's the grinch i'd hate to meet the frownch
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Will smash every single fucking laptop in my kids' school if they try that dosgshit there
The government recently invited schools to become 'edtech testbeds'. Kristy Evers explains what they are, and how they can be run successfully for everyone involved

https://schoolsweek.co.uk/phillipson-should-look-to-nordics-to-help-guide-edtech-testbeds/
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I voted 'Your Party' because I already use 'Yorpers' in day-to-day speech
Bloody hell man
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Same reason you don’t get Police Cats.
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Why do people give drugs to cats, but not to dogs?
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Next year, Shabana Mahmood is going to have you tortured at a black site if you’re caught performative reading Sally Rooney novels on the tube
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Black Friday Weekend Deal! Buy our book from an indy bookstore and get a free warm fuzzy feeling for being a good person with every purchase 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

bertsbooks.co.uk/product/muse... 📚 @bertsbooks.bsky.social 😁
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Universities are assembling larger and larger teams to deal with academic integrity issues--mostly focused on AI--while simultaneously holding AI "writing" contests, AI-themed events, "hey, come play with these fun tools!" The messages are so mixed, it's criminal. Because AI is bloated with money.
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ironic that the guillotine is so often used rhetorically against extreme capitalist wealth, when it was the bourgeois that invented & used it to advance their material interests
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Today could be a really good day to buy a copy of Birding from an independent bookshop, or perhaps even its poor neglected older sibling This Is Yesterday
Black Friday reminder: You can support independent bookstores and get great deals without lining the pockets of billionaires 😌
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Just cancel your Netflix subscription and stop buying avocados. You'll be fine
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just saw the John Peel meme on bluesky for the first time -- that's an instant block
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
the google AI can't read its own search results, how is this a business model??
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Congratulations to the hardest working man in beer! (think that's what I mean)
it’s now time to share The Michael Jackson Award for Beer Writer of the Year

This is the final award of the evening, and it goes to…

🏆 Winner: David Jesudason

#BGBW25
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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The "don't have an extra kid if you can't afford it" brigade get awfully upset when you suggest they don't stay in their £2m house if they can't afford it, don't they?
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Americans dumping helicopters in the sea as they fled Saigon. I was *so* mad because I wanted a helicopter, but I didn't have a helicopter and the Americans were just throwing them away.
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Interrupting my kids watching Stranger Things every time David Harbour comes on screen to tell them another evil thing he did to Lily Allen
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You Must Eat Shit Says Company That Has Pivoted To Manure Production
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 AM
unhappy people make better art, discuss
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Fucking farmers driving their big muddy tractors all over London, what if I drove my converted 2cv coffee cart all over their fields and charged them £4.50 for a latte, how'd they like that eh?
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I would be extremely uncomfortable sharing a toilet with this person here who wants to look at my genitals
How would women know if there's a male person in their toilets? By using their eyes.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Adam Curtis stole everything he knows from Ferdinand de Bargos

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VDX...
The Staggering Stories of Ferdinand de Bargos-Clip
YouTube video by MorrisseysMonkey
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Any #skystorians on here familiar with the life and work of the communist poet and International Brigader Miles Tomalin? I'm trying to find out if he's the same Miles Tomalin that was writing documentary film scripts in the 1950s.
October 4, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM