daoist
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The key words MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL are to be interpreted as in RFC 2119
GSE#225
he/him
GSE#225
he/him
Hey turns out you don't have to be a frothy-mouthed nut job. They'll sell handgun wall-mounts to anyone.
#transformers
#transformers
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hey turns out you don't have to be a frothy-mouthed nut job. They'll sell handgun wall-mounts to anyone.
#transformers
#transformers
Here's another tip: If you have to do a self-review, always say you did wonderfully. Lay out your accomplishments, rate yourself 5/5, etc.
If they're not going to do their job as management you don't have to help them justify it.
If they're going to deny you a raise/promotion make them justify it.
If they're not going to do their job as management you don't have to help them justify it.
If they're going to deny you a raise/promotion make them justify it.
Annual reminder that one nice thing you can do as a coworker is, if you have to write peer reviews, just go ahead and ask your peers what accomplishments they’re proud of this year, and what they want to work on next year. It’ll make your job writing them easier, and help their best work be seen
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Here's another tip: If you have to do a self-review, always say you did wonderfully. Lay out your accomplishments, rate yourself 5/5, etc.
If they're not going to do their job as management you don't have to help them justify it.
If they're going to deny you a raise/promotion make them justify it.
If they're not going to do their job as management you don't have to help them justify it.
If they're going to deny you a raise/promotion make them justify it.
in my zeal to fix the inconsistent ratchets in the hips of MPG-14S God Bomber I opened the hips up and, while I was prepared to catch the spring, the pawl shot across the room. I can't find it. He cannot stand in anything close to a good pose.
So fuck my dumb ass; this is entirely my fault.
So fuck my dumb ass; this is entirely my fault.
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
in my zeal to fix the inconsistent ratchets in the hips of MPG-14S God Bomber I opened the hips up and, while I was prepared to catch the spring, the pawl shot across the room. I can't find it. He cannot stand in anything close to a good pose.
So fuck my dumb ass; this is entirely my fault.
So fuck my dumb ass; this is entirely my fault.
This is what we've come to as a nation.
@legaleagle.tv had to release an easy-to-understand explainer just so we are all on the same page that murder is illegal.
youtu.be/wkaS3-9WvM8?...
@legaleagle.tv had to release an easy-to-understand explainer just so we are all on the same page that murder is illegal.
youtu.be/wkaS3-9WvM8?...
Illegal Orders Are Illegal
YouTube video by LegalEagle
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is what we've come to as a nation.
@legaleagle.tv had to release an easy-to-understand explainer just so we are all on the same page that murder is illegal.
youtu.be/wkaS3-9WvM8?...
@legaleagle.tv had to release an easy-to-understand explainer just so we are all on the same page that murder is illegal.
youtu.be/wkaS3-9WvM8?...
watching anime full of shit like "we don't know how many fingers he can handle" and just trying to hold it together
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
watching anime full of shit like "we don't know how many fingers he can handle" and just trying to hold it together
Once, my coworkers had a slack bot that spammed AI images into chat and we only used it to say when timesheets were due.
We had to fill out an AI job task survey, and 100% of us "Used AI to help accomplish our tasks"
I think about that a lot when I see any article talking about AI usage stats.
We had to fill out an AI job task survey, and 100% of us "Used AI to help accomplish our tasks"
I think about that a lot when I see any article talking about AI usage stats.
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Once, my coworkers had a slack bot that spammed AI images into chat and we only used it to say when timesheets were due.
We had to fill out an AI job task survey, and 100% of us "Used AI to help accomplish our tasks"
I think about that a lot when I see any article talking about AI usage stats.
We had to fill out an AI job task survey, and 100% of us "Used AI to help accomplish our tasks"
I think about that a lot when I see any article talking about AI usage stats.
Similarly, nobody is going to get paid for either.
Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Similarly, nobody is going to get paid for either.
This also applies even if you include AI slop because it's funny.
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This also applies even if you include AI slop because it's funny.
if you're in the queue on lego.com for the Enterprise D, it isn't a queue. They seem to pick at random. Wait on multiple devices so you get in faster.
Source: waited an hour on my phone, then waited 2 mins on another phone. My phone is still "queueing"
Source: waited an hour on my phone, then waited 2 mins on another phone. My phone is still "queueing"
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November 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
if you're in the queue on lego.com for the Enterprise D, it isn't a queue. They seem to pick at random. Wait on multiple devices so you get in faster.
Source: waited an hour on my phone, then waited 2 mins on another phone. My phone is still "queueing"
Source: waited an hour on my phone, then waited 2 mins on another phone. My phone is still "queueing"
I don't know who this nuzzi person is or what she did, but based on what I've seen from trusted sources I'm sure it was bad.
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I don't know who this nuzzi person is or what she did, but based on what I've seen from trusted sources I'm sure it was bad.
i just feel so blessed to be a member of humanity, where at least once a year, we can gather the world over on the same day and celebrate thanksgiving in the same way.
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i just feel so blessed to be a member of humanity, where at least once a year, we can gather the world over on the same day and celebrate thanksgiving in the same way.
The next Transformers movie will be @jroberts332.bsky.social and @nickroche.bsky.social 's Last Stand of the Wreckers. We don't need to write the best transformers movie of all time because they already did. Just have to film it.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The next Transformers movie will be @jroberts332.bsky.social and @nickroche.bsky.social 's Last Stand of the Wreckers. We don't need to write the best transformers movie of all time because they already did. Just have to film it.
Cooperating means this is a normal and good thing to do.
Make everything these fascists do as painful as possible.
Make everything these fascists do as painful as possible.
I would decline to voluntarily cooperate. No way. Issue a subpoena and fight it out in court.
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Cooperating means this is a normal and good thing to do.
Make everything these fascists do as painful as possible.
Make everything these fascists do as painful as possible.
TIL if I wrap my pecan pie in a bunch of plastic wrap and then forget about it in a deep freezer until right before next Thanksgiving, it is no longer the same quality it had fresh.
But it's still better than any other pecan pie on earth.
Undefeated!
But it's still better than any other pecan pie on earth.
Undefeated!
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
TIL if I wrap my pecan pie in a bunch of plastic wrap and then forget about it in a deep freezer until right before next Thanksgiving, it is no longer the same quality it had fresh.
But it's still better than any other pecan pie on earth.
Undefeated!
But it's still better than any other pecan pie on earth.
Undefeated!
Next time you just straight up put a photo of me on BlueSky, please include alt text.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Next time you just straight up put a photo of me on BlueSky, please include alt text.
Planning on making pumpkin pie for thanksgiving?
Here. You're welcome.
Here. You're welcome.
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Planning on making pumpkin pie for thanksgiving?
Here. You're welcome.
Here. You're welcome.
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
My cat has figured out I'm cool with her standing on my chest to be closer to me while I work.
And I've figured out the touch controls to mute/unmute on my headset can't tell a human hand from a cat head.
And I've figured out the touch controls to mute/unmute on my headset can't tell a human hand from a cat head.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My cat has figured out I'm cool with her standing on my chest to be closer to me while I work.
And I've figured out the touch controls to mute/unmute on my headset can't tell a human hand from a cat head.
And I've figured out the touch controls to mute/unmute on my headset can't tell a human hand from a cat head.
my apologies on everything being down;
I had a very important thing to do this morning and as you know since I am the main character the plot had to intervene.
I had a very important thing to do this morning and as you know since I am the main character the plot had to intervene.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
my apologies on everything being down;
I had a very important thing to do this morning and as you know since I am the main character the plot had to intervene.
I had a very important thing to do this morning and as you know since I am the main character the plot had to intervene.
If you post about your bluesky subpoena on bluesky it makes the legal data exporting software go into an infinite loop.
If you find out that the United States Department of Justice has subpoenaed information about you from Bluesky, please don’t post through it here on Bluesky. That makes Ken angry.
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If you post about your bluesky subpoena on bluesky it makes the legal data exporting software go into an infinite loop.
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
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It’s pretty simple.
When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.
When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s pretty simple.
When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.
When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.
What up my fellow INTJs, the objectively correct* myers-briggs personality type?
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What up my fellow INTJs, the objectively correct* myers-briggs personality type?
ER nurse: No pulse
ER doctor: Crash cart stat!
My wife: *sobbing*
Me: Hold up, guy down the street said he'd do it for $799, cash.
ER doctor: Crash cart stat!
My wife: *sobbing*
Me: Hold up, guy down the street said he'd do it for $799, cash.
Or their kid’s emergency strep antibiotics or their emergency room visit or
Everybody loves to haggle over their cancer treatment or their blood pressure pills.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ER nurse: No pulse
ER doctor: Crash cart stat!
My wife: *sobbing*
Me: Hold up, guy down the street said he'd do it for $799, cash.
ER doctor: Crash cart stat!
My wife: *sobbing*
Me: Hold up, guy down the street said he'd do it for $799, cash.
if only we all had such integrity.
mad Respect for checkout.com CTO for holding out instead of paying the ransom.
Instead of paying a ransom demand after getting hit by extortionists last week, payment services provider Checkout.com donated the demanded amount to fund cybercrime research.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
if only we all had such integrity.