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Happy valentine's day @mrfahrenheit.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Ireland's @thejournal.ie asked me to write about the Washington Post. I wrote its obituary--and mass media's. Don't save it. Replace it.
From watchdogs to mouthpieces: Washington Post and the wreckage of legacy media jrnl.ie/6950317
From watchdogs to mouthpieces: Washington Post and the wreckage of legacy media
Layoffs, billionaires and political capture are hollowing out legacy news, and it’s difficult to see what will come next, writes Jeff Jarvis.
jrnl.ie
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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If Joseph Goebbels and a rectal polyp had a kid.
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker.

The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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When Jacobin and the Pod Save bros are aligned on defending nazi tattoos, we’ve got a problem and it’s not going to be solved by you coming into my mentions and telling me I’m not seeing what I’m definitely seeing—

which is white people left, right, and center coming together to defend Nazi tattoos
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Unhappy caturday
October 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
October 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
October 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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"Worked."
They must be exhausted.
October 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I think these young men inscribing bullets to throw off law enforcement need to up the subtlety of their misdirection.
September 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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👎
August 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Kid Kavalier needs the full eyectopus treatment badly.
August 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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everything is so fucking dumb
August 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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From Jim Acosta
today:

In short, Newsom is saying “fuck it.” And for now, so should the rest of the Democratic party, until there are no fucks to give, while there is still a democracy to give a fuck about. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
August 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Rest in fcking piss you arrogant, torturous piece of shit.
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James Dobson, an architect of evangelical Christian cruelty, is finally dead at 89

His toxic teachings on family, sex, and politics left generations scarred—and America worse off
James Dobson, an architect of evangelical Christian cruelty, is finally dead at 89
His toxic teachings on family, sex, and politics left generations scarred—and America worse off
www.friendlyatheist.com
August 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Here is Nacho for international cat day
August 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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The most unrealistic part of every Hollywood movie is when the bad guy gets his comeuppance. This literally never happens in America anymore. Ever.
July 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM