Kit
@dauntingmountain.com
Universally raising expectations
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Kit
@dauntingmountain.com
· Oct 11
Before you ask, I take normal damage from fire
"Wolf Like Me" by TV On The Radio is not a metaphor. The narrator is an actual werewolf. Yes, it's about sex, but it's about sex *as a literal werewolf.* My partner and I have agreed not to discuss it again.
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Wolf Like Me" by TV On The Radio is not a metaphor. The narrator is an actual werewolf. Yes, it's about sex, but it's about sex *as a literal werewolf.* My partner and I have agreed not to discuss it again.
The highest restaurant-per-capita place in the world? Chef Field, UK.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The highest restaurant-per-capita place in the world? Chef Field, UK.
Here's a good idea for any action figure customizers. Gomah's going cheap right now
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Here's a good idea for any action figure customizers. Gomah's going cheap right now
Sending my friend a get rich soon card
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Sending my friend a get rich soon card
I've perfected the committed crime
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I've perfected the committed crime
I asked my students what the save icon was and they said a skeuomorph
A lot of this bait has been passed around long enough that we should now be getting second-order posts like "I asked my students what the save icon was and they guessed that it was a picture of the picture people used to post about not knowing what it was"
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I asked my students what the save icon was and they said a skeuomorph
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I don't think music should be very good
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I don't think music should be very good
🤗✨ Good morning! 🌅🌞 it's the best day of the rest of your life! 😖🔮
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
🤗✨ Good morning! 🌅🌞 it's the best day of the rest of your life! 😖🔮
Meditation on Peak Helium
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Meditation on Peak Helium
I either have to delete my account completely, or stop self-editing so much I don't post anything. Perfect is the enemy of good, and good is the enemy of posted
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I either have to delete my account completely, or stop self-editing so much I don't post anything. Perfect is the enemy of good, and good is the enemy of posted
"AI isn't a bubble. AI is an egg." -guy I made up to be mad at
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"AI isn't a bubble. AI is an egg." -guy I made up to be mad at
wh'ever floats your boat
I don’t know if this is unusual, but instead of “it’d” and “that’d” I almost always say “i’would” and “tha’would”
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
wh'ever floats your boat
Looking for luxury on a budget? Shop! The! Obits!
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Looking for luxury on a budget? Shop! The! Obits!
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The little noises you're hearing in your room at night are merely the quiet struggles of the twig-men from which this house is built. Rest easy, child, for they are securely nailed.
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The little noises you're hearing in your room at night are merely the quiet struggles of the twig-men from which this house is built. Rest easy, child, for they are securely nailed.
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You take me out to the ball game, you take me out in real life
November 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You take me out to the ball game, you take me out in real life
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pfft uh, yeah, I'm pretty sentimental. I've got strong feelings about stuff you've probably never even heard of
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
pfft uh, yeah, I'm pretty sentimental. I've got strong feelings about stuff you've probably never even heard of
know any good works to despair around here?
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
know any good works to despair around here?
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I shattered your clay pots. I opened your chest. I stole the precious elixir hidden in your grandfather clock. And all you have to say is "the throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage"?!
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I shattered your clay pots. I opened your chest. I stole the precious elixir hidden in your grandfather clock. And all you have to say is "the throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage"?!
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
Big Head Mode as default
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Big Head Mode as default
Exciting innovation in open-manhole-cover fears
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Exciting innovation in open-manhole-cover fears
When you're writing anything anywhere, test out a ". Whatever." at the end. If it fits, don't send!
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When you're writing anything anywhere, test out a ". Whatever." at the end. If it fits, don't send!
Why would an electrician carry a flashlight? Just make the lights work
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Why would an electrician carry a flashlight? Just make the lights work