Kit
@dauntingmountain.com
Universally raising expectations
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Kit
@dauntingmountain.com
· Oct 11
Before you ask, I take normal damage from fire
If you use the same amount of toothpaste as the commercials, you are a fool
January 29, 2026 at 10:29 PM
If you use the same amount of toothpaste as the commercials, you are a fool
neither of us follow each other but we've got enough common mutuals for a dip in the ol' reply pond
January 29, 2026 at 9:36 PM
neither of us follow each other but we've got enough common mutuals for a dip in the ol' reply pond
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(LAUGHING AT THE WAVES CRASHING AGAINST ROCK) why are you hitting yourself? why are you hitting yourself?
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
(LAUGHING AT THE WAVES CRASHING AGAINST ROCK) why are you hitting yourself? why are you hitting yourself?
"Even if you had gotten into Bitcoin early you would have sold it the moment it hit $200"
WRONG I would have reformatted the drive with my wallet on for Wii games
WRONG I would have reformatted the drive with my wallet on for Wii games
January 29, 2026 at 9:30 AM
"Even if you had gotten into Bitcoin early you would have sold it the moment it hit $200"
WRONG I would have reformatted the drive with my wallet on for Wii games
WRONG I would have reformatted the drive with my wallet on for Wii games
Oo child things are gonna get meteor
Oo child things are gonna be crater
Oo child things are gonna be crater
January 28, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Oo child things are gonna get meteor
Oo child things are gonna be crater
Oo child things are gonna be crater
bnb with two bootleg copies of Blade 2 and no DVD player
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 PM
bnb with two bootleg copies of Blade 2 and no DVD player
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I remember not being able to read and looking at a billboard. "Don't know what that says" I thought.
Now I don't have a choice in the matter, and I have to learn about a limited edition burger because of my treacherous eyes.
Now I don't have a choice in the matter, and I have to learn about a limited edition burger because of my treacherous eyes.
January 28, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I remember not being able to read and looking at a billboard. "Don't know what that says" I thought.
Now I don't have a choice in the matter, and I have to learn about a limited edition burger because of my treacherous eyes.
Now I don't have a choice in the matter, and I have to learn about a limited edition burger because of my treacherous eyes.
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a delayed game is eventually good but a canceled game that never comes out and had cool promotional material will be good forever
January 27, 2026 at 6:50 PM
a delayed game is eventually good but a canceled game that never comes out and had cool promotional material will be good forever
God gives his toughest lemons to his strongest lemonadiers
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 AM
God gives his toughest lemons to his strongest lemonadiers
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lock yourself in a room doing five Pops a day for three summers
Met a guy today who works as a digital sculptor for Funko Pops and his quota is 2.5 Pops per week. Gonna be thinking about that for a while.
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 PM
lock yourself in a room doing five Pops a day for three summers
Two-year-old threw some pasta and said "rigatonian physics"
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Two-year-old threw some pasta and said "rigatonian physics"
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The Top Five Numbers You Learn After Five: Number Six Will Blow Your Mind
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM
The Top Five Numbers You Learn After Five: Number Six Will Blow Your Mind
"Cursed mirror" is redundant. That's how all mirrors work.
January 24, 2026 at 12:13 PM
"Cursed mirror" is redundant. That's how all mirrors work.
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Oh sure let’s match those symbols to the ones on the pillar. That’s your answer to everything.
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Oh sure let’s match those symbols to the ones on the pillar. That’s your answer to everything.
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the same scourge whips the joker and the enjoyer of the joke bro
January 22, 2026 at 4:53 PM
the same scourge whips the joker and the enjoyer of the joke bro
How long before it's funny to use Google Stadia controller?
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 AM
How long before it's funny to use Google Stadia controller?
New Year's Resolutions start on your birthday
January 21, 2026 at 7:26 PM
New Year's Resolutions start on your birthday
Less than a century since "there will be food" was a winning campaign
January 21, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Less than a century since "there will be food" was a winning campaign
Buying some champagne Just In Case
January 21, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Buying some champagne Just In Case
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do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 PM
do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand
Protecting my peace by giving up before even trying
January 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Protecting my peace by giving up before even trying
The Braying Brain: Inside the Mind of a Jackass
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Braying Brain: Inside the Mind of a Jackass