David Cornelius
@davidcornelius.bsky.social
writer. filmmaker. TV guy. professional weirdo. responsible for Inhumanwich and other disasters. he/him. in stereo where available.
This week's Tubi Tuesday selection.
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This week's Tubi Tuesday selection.
Tonight's feature presentation.
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Tonight's feature presentation.
Today's afternoon matinee.
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Today's afternoon matinee.
Reposted by David Cornelius
We keep talking about this like it’s a debate, but this is a self-explanatory phenomenon: If A.I. was good, it wouldn’t be IN THE NEWS when a famous artist starts using it. No one writes an article about Miyazaki trying out a new brush.
Aardman Animations will ’embrace AI’ while also being ‘cautious’, says Nick Park
Aardman Animations will ’embrace AI’ while also being ‘cautious’, says Nick Park
Aardman Animations will ’embrace AI’ while also being ‘cautious’, says Nick Park
www.independent.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
We keep talking about this like it’s a debate, but this is a self-explanatory phenomenon: If A.I. was good, it wouldn’t be IN THE NEWS when a famous artist starts using it. No one writes an article about Miyazaki trying out a new brush.
Currently reading. I've never read Joe Hill before; so far I dig it.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Currently reading. I've never read Joe Hill before; so far I dig it.
Movie theaters forever.
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Movie theaters forever.
I refuse to believe "Hamnet" is the name of anything
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I refuse to believe "Hamnet" is the name of anything
According to Spotify, my most listened-to artist this year was, you guessed it,
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
According to Spotify, my most listened-to artist this year was, you guessed it,
Wild thing about that guy saying his son watches Lawrence of Arabia on his phone: Jon Stewart joked about it nearly 20 years ago.
youtu.be/DiMJrvxfvXs?...
youtu.be/DiMJrvxfvXs?...
Jon Stewart watches "Lawrence of Arabia"
YouTube video by Oscars
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Wild thing about that guy saying his son watches Lawrence of Arabia on his phone: Jon Stewart joked about it nearly 20 years ago.
youtu.be/DiMJrvxfvXs?...
youtu.be/DiMJrvxfvXs?...
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I’ve often been blown away by movies I’ve watched at home, followed by immediately thinking “Wish I’d seen this on the big screen.”
I’ve often been blown away by movies on the big screen and NEVER thought “wish I’d seen this at home.”
I’ve often been blown away by movies on the big screen and NEVER thought “wish I’d seen this at home.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’ve often been blown away by movies I’ve watched at home, followed by immediately thinking “Wish I’d seen this on the big screen.”
I’ve often been blown away by movies on the big screen and NEVER thought “wish I’d seen this at home.”
I’ve often been blown away by movies on the big screen and NEVER thought “wish I’d seen this at home.”
If this means we get the David Soul TV series, it's all worth it.
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
If this means we get the David Soul TV series, it's all worth it.
The first verse of "2000 Miles" sounds like she forgot the lyrics. Sixteen notes for four words.
Toss in "it's very far" and you have the holiday version of "Choppin' Broccoli."
Toss in "it's very far" and you have the holiday version of "Choppin' Broccoli."
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The first verse of "2000 Miles" sounds like she forgot the lyrics. Sixteen notes for four words.
Toss in "it's very far" and you have the holiday version of "Choppin' Broccoli."
Toss in "it's very far" and you have the holiday version of "Choppin' Broccoli."
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
It finally happened: we ran out of money on Let's Punch. If you're able, toss us a few bucks and earn some nifty rewards. A little goes a long way in these last few days of shooting.
argooneproductions.com/tip-jar/
argooneproductions.com/tip-jar/
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It finally happened: we ran out of money on Let's Punch. If you're able, toss us a few bucks and earn some nifty rewards. A little goes a long way in these last few days of shooting.
argooneproductions.com/tip-jar/
argooneproductions.com/tip-jar/
Batting four for four this week.
12/10/1983:
#45 Pink Houses - John Cougar Mellencamp
#67 Think Of Laura - Christopher Cross
#74 99 Luftballoons - Nena
#86 Yah Mo Be There - James Ingram With Michael McDonald
#45 Pink Houses - John Cougar Mellencamp
#67 Think Of Laura - Christopher Cross
#74 99 Luftballoons - Nena
#86 Yah Mo Be There - James Ingram With Michael McDonald
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Batting four for four this week.
Reposted by David Cornelius
A classic duo
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A classic duo
Spielberg would size me up before I said a single word and think "oh god, another one of *these*."
Which celebrities are you sure wouldn't like you? (Bonus points if you have actual evidence.) Maybe don't count celebs who hate everyone (e.g., Tommy Lee Jones).
I am confident James Cameron would find me irritating. Michael Bay would catch on that I think he's stupid and react accordingly.
I am confident James Cameron would find me irritating. Michael Bay would catch on that I think he's stupid and react accordingly.
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Spielberg would size me up before I said a single word and think "oh god, another one of *these*."
This week's Tubi Tuesday selection.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This week's Tubi Tuesday selection.
*gasp*
Oh @rianjohnson.bsky.social played all innocent "I'm not doing a muppet thing with Knives Out" he knew HE KNEW
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
*gasp*
Time again for me to share my holiday playlists: 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Time again for me to share my holiday playlists: 🧵
Tonight's feature presentation.
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Tonight's feature presentation.
Abbey Road is great because sometimes you want to hear a song, but not a whole song.
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Abbey Road is great because sometimes you want to hear a song, but not a whole song.
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What room shall we prepare accordingly in? The garage with no door? The "Coat Bath"? The bedroom with only shelves? The Gallery Hall/Gourmet Kitchen/Great Room/Huge Walk/Guest Suite/Family Room? How about we prepare outside in the Master Room? We can get there only via the massive front trap doors.
December 1, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What room shall we prepare accordingly in? The garage with no door? The "Coat Bath"? The bedroom with only shelves? The Gallery Hall/Gourmet Kitchen/Great Room/Huge Walk/Guest Suite/Family Room? How about we prepare outside in the Master Room? We can get there only via the massive front trap doors.