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David Favstar Wallace
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Reposted by David Favstar Wallace
Sorry, kid, the government cancelled research into a cure for your disease. The man who swims in sewage and snorts cocaine in public restrooms said it's bad for you. Besides, there's no money now that we're locking up your friend's parents and the guys who mowed our lawn.
February 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
A serious country doesn't have people like pam bondi in charge
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Always weird to me when guys who are friends with Adam Carolla and still doing his podcast (two weeks ago) complain about trump and racism
Trump on Georgia ballots:
“You’re gonna see something in Georgia … the ballots, you will see some interesting things come out.”

Trump in 2011 on Obama’s birth certificate: “I have people that actually have been studying it and they cannot believe what they're finding.”

Grampa needs new tricks.
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
If you start with everything = gamergate us politics makes sense
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Probably just a coincidence that all the rich scumbags in the epstein files are also zionists and think "cancel culture" is the most important issue
January 31, 2026 at 10:32 PM
If someone hurts Ilhan I'll go John Wick
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Me: maybe dems could do something to stop a genocide

That kid from star trek: oh you want a fucking pony
But they had something to vote for, it was and is called 250 years of flawed American Democracy.

They demanded a pony, and when they didn't get one, they had a tantrum, and now we are all suffering. Of course I will blame them. They failed the easiest open book civics test in history.
January 27, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by David Favstar Wallace
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Trump: fascism at home, destroying the global world order

Gavin Newsom: you're gay!
January 22, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Billionaire leader of the richest country in the history of the world: everyone has been ripping us off for years
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Seems bad that the president believes a bunch of insane easily disproved lies that he constantly repeats on the world stage
January 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Remember this dude constantly trying to "both-sides" the israeli genocide in gaza on twitter, so that's where this is coming from
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
RIP Bobby - San Diego 2022
January 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Reposted by David Favstar Wallace
I grew up around hordes of guys like young poor JD Vance and then I went to college with hordes of guys like petulant striver JD Vance. I can tell you both groups are consistently prepared to endorse violence when a “fucking bitch” doesn’t obey.

The difference is merely decorum.
January 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
No shade, but @storesthepodcast.bsky.social episode with @hcjustin.com is wrong about serious guitar players not buying new guitars. Due to advances in technology and qc, new guitars are better than ever. Rich guys like old guitars for collections, but in general new ones play better.
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Was thinking about how mad I'd be if my country was invaded by these morons and remembered that I live in the country where they won the popular vote lol
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 AM
December 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Abundance is trickle down for dems who would have voted Reagan
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pluribus is a fun show and I like it
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Biden admin didn't release the Epstein files bc they were much more concerned with protecting their own rich pedo buddies than actually stopping Trump
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Reposted by David Favstar Wallace
!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social:

is.gd/paU8Ko

(It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)
December 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
"I really wish this movie had Andrew Schulz in it" - nobody
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM