David Levine
@davidlevine.bsky.social
DOWN with cherry pickin' hypocrites!
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Bluesky user #1,047,968
“Don’t believe everything you think.”
Anti-contrarian
Bluesky user #1,047,968
“Don’t believe everything you think.”
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David Levine
@davidlevine.bsky.social
· Dec 25
I am nothing if not insignificant. 😬
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cats converge on press conference, report they hate ICE too
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
cats converge on press conference, report they hate ICE too
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Straight up don’t give a shit anymore
February 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Straight up don’t give a shit anymore
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Okay, Grandma, that's enough Winter Olympics for you! 😆
February 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Okay, Grandma, that's enough Winter Olympics for you! 😆
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I am ready to start my day but do not want to leave my bed. Send my day into my bedchambers and I will entertain matters for a few hours before I grow weary once again.
February 14, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I am ready to start my day but do not want to leave my bed. Send my day into my bedchambers and I will entertain matters for a few hours before I grow weary once again.
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Same, Lady Gaga.
Same.
Same.
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Same, Lady Gaga.
Same.
Same.
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Figured out the missing mass of the universe. The universe is either inside of, or right next to an ultra ginormous super massive black hole.
Ta da!
Ta da!
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Figured out the missing mass of the universe. The universe is either inside of, or right next to an ultra ginormous super massive black hole.
Ta da!
Ta da!
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Humor is how I keep the exhaustion away. I get it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Humor is how I keep the exhaustion away. I get it.
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This week I shall attempt to seamlessly use the word “festooned”.
Wish me luck. Please.
Wish me luck. Please.
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
This week I shall attempt to seamlessly use the word “festooned”.
Wish me luck. Please.
Wish me luck. Please.
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Top 10 Worst Things About Being a Black Hole:
10. Event horizon makes me late for appointments.
9. Noisy quasars only 2 light-years away.
8. Lousy radio reception.
7. Party guests always spill drinks because of extreme gravitation.
6. The stench of hydrogen fusing into helium nauseating.
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10. Event horizon makes me late for appointments.
9. Noisy quasars only 2 light-years away.
8. Lousy radio reception.
7. Party guests always spill drinks because of extreme gravitation.
6. The stench of hydrogen fusing into helium nauseating.
👇👇
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Top 10 Worst Things About Being a Black Hole:
10. Event horizon makes me late for appointments.
9. Noisy quasars only 2 light-years away.
8. Lousy radio reception.
7. Party guests always spill drinks because of extreme gravitation.
6. The stench of hydrogen fusing into helium nauseating.
👇👇
10. Event horizon makes me late for appointments.
9. Noisy quasars only 2 light-years away.
8. Lousy radio reception.
7. Party guests always spill drinks because of extreme gravitation.
6. The stench of hydrogen fusing into helium nauseating.
👇👇
A dream sliver: I’m walking down a street and Donald Trump walks past me, to my left. He looks at me and smiles, stride uninterrupted.
Can’t wait for this malignant zombie to be gone.
Can’t wait for this malignant zombie to be gone.
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
A dream sliver: I’m walking down a street and Donald Trump walks past me, to my left. He looks at me and smiles, stride uninterrupted.
Can’t wait for this malignant zombie to be gone.
Can’t wait for this malignant zombie to be gone.
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February 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Yes dear, THIS is what I'm wearing.
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Yes dear, THIS is what I'm wearing.
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
drive you crazy
drive you crazy
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
drive you crazy
drive you crazy
Achieved this morning 2/2.
Auspicious? Portentous? Meaningless coincidence?
Auspicious? Portentous? Meaningless coincidence?
February 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Achieved this morning 2/2.
Auspicious? Portentous? Meaningless coincidence?
Auspicious? Portentous? Meaningless coincidence?
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There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
The debate about what Alex Pretti did or didn’t do is irrelevant.
The agents committed murder.
It wasn’t a “bad shoot”. It was a killing
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
The debate about what Alex Pretti did or didn’t do is irrelevant.
The agents committed murder.
It wasn’t a “bad shoot”. It was a killing
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 AM
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
The debate about what Alex Pretti did or didn’t do is irrelevant.
The agents committed murder.
It wasn’t a “bad shoot”. It was a killing
There’s no justification for shooting someone ten times in the back.
The debate about what Alex Pretti did or didn’t do is irrelevant.
The agents committed murder.
It wasn’t a “bad shoot”. It was a killing
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Just finished my first painting of 2026, I’ce titled it ‘Woodpecker & Shadows’ - painted in watercolours.
#watercolours #birdart #woodpecker 🪶
#watercolours #birdart #woodpecker 🪶
January 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Just finished my first painting of 2026, I’ce titled it ‘Woodpecker & Shadows’ - painted in watercolours.
#watercolours #birdart #woodpecker 🪶
#watercolours #birdart #woodpecker 🪶
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Man, this guy is good.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks call out the systematic assault on the First Amendment.
Under President Trump, we are cursed
With unquenched anti-liberty thirst.
He’s attacking our rights
Over pissed pants and slights,
Trimming freedoms enshrined in the First.
Under President Trump, we are cursed
With unquenched anti-liberty thirst.
He’s attacking our rights
Over pissed pants and slights,
Trimming freedoms enshrined in the First.
January 31, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Man, this guy is good.
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“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”
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I call no curse
I cast no stone
But wrongs against me reap their own.
The harm they send
Returns in kind
No power to break
My heart and mind.
I walk in strength
I walk in light
Protected by the day and night.
So let it be
The scales are true
The Universe restores what's due.
So Mote It Be.
I cast no stone
But wrongs against me reap their own.
The harm they send
Returns in kind
No power to break
My heart and mind.
I walk in strength
I walk in light
Protected by the day and night.
So let it be
The scales are true
The Universe restores what's due.
So Mote It Be.
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I call no curse
I cast no stone
But wrongs against me reap their own.
The harm they send
Returns in kind
No power to break
My heart and mind.
I walk in strength
I walk in light
Protected by the day and night.
So let it be
The scales are true
The Universe restores what's due.
So Mote It Be.
I cast no stone
But wrongs against me reap their own.
The harm they send
Returns in kind
No power to break
My heart and mind.
I walk in strength
I walk in light
Protected by the day and night.
So let it be
The scales are true
The Universe restores what's due.
So Mote It Be.
Relieved to not find my name in the Epstein files.
😂 Too soon?
😂 Too soon?
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Relieved to not find my name in the Epstein files.
😂 Too soon?
😂 Too soon?