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Davi Donegá
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lágrimas, ansiedade e falta de vitamina D
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OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”
3 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy sitting at desk looking tired. His fingers are steepled and he is trying to focus on something in front of him. Empty Cans of Monster Energy clutter his desk Panel 2: Red Guy says, “Will it work?” Panel 3: Wider shot with a view of a whiteboard in front of Red Guy. There is a miserable unshaven Purple Guy standing next to the board. He says “It has to” The whiteboard reads “OpenAi. If you don’t use it your mum will explode”
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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corra.maremo.to
eu tava bebendo água, sabe

cuspi até na cachorra do meu lado
February 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
davidonega.bsky.social
🐯 Animal #934 🐎
I figured it out in 4 guesses!
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🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 5.7

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Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
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February 19, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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deborahleao.bsky.social
imagem do juiz serjomoro com um balão de fala vazio
February 18, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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deborahleao.bsky.social
as mesmas pessoas que dizem pros imigrantes "voltem para os seus países!" ficam indignadas quando eles são profissionais de ponta e realmente voltam
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 14h
From @theathletic.com: Vice President JD Vance does not seem to agree with Eileen Gu's choice to represent China, rather than the United States, at the Olympics. Gu, who was born in San Francisco, has won five medals for China, where her mother is from. nyti.ms/3ZJtaYv
JD Vance insinuates Eileen Gu should be representing the United States at Winter Olympics
Gu was born in 2003, and her mother, Yan Gu, is a first-generation Chinese immigrant. Her father is American.
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February 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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pedroscomparin.bsky.social
Aaa
February 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
davidonega.bsky.social
"quando é o carnaval 2027?" amigo, não planejo nem estar viv-
February 18, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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mikannn.bsky.social
quer dizer então que o Dr Abobrinha na verdade era Pompeu Pompílio Pomposo BELMONT
disket.bsky.social Disket @disket.bsky.social · 1d
Castlevania Rá-Tim-Bum
February 18, 2026 at 4:38 AM
davidonega.bsky.social
🐱 Animal #933 🐌
I figured it out in 12 guesses!
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🔥 2 | Avg. Guesses: 6.5

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February 18, 2026 at 3:47 AM
davidonega.bsky.social
usei o mesmo travesseiro por quase 15 anos e agora tô tendo que aposentar ele e tô tratando como se fosse o término de um relacionamento :( não sei como não virei acumulador ainda de tanta dó que eu tenho de aposentar as coisas
February 18, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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janeespenson.bsky.social
The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…
tusk81.bsky.social Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 4d
Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️
A romantic dinner for two. One diner is a cat. They have a big spaghetti dish in front of them. A glass of red wine is to their right. It is unclear if the second diner across from them is also a cat. But what would be so strange if it were?
February 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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tinytinycat.bsky.social
ai is going to take your job
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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phluttilippe.bsky.social
Alguém aí da região de São Paulo tá no pique de adotar/resgatar uma cachorrinha fofíssima e super carente que tá em situação de quase abandono na casa onde a gente passou o feriado? :/

Estragou meu feriado inteiro sair de lá sem ter condições de levar ela pra casa hoje 🤡
February 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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dbmaggi.bsky.social
Swiss Olympic bobsled commentator broke a century of neutrality and spent the entire run of the Israeli bobsled team recounting all the pro-genocide remarks and social media posts by Adam Edelman, one of the apartheid state athletes.

Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!
February 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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nemchocke.bsky.social
Here it is, your moment of zen.
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
davidonega.bsky.social
Psicologo de instagram sempre acaba vindo com uns papo coach, nao tem jeito
February 17, 2026 at 5:45 AM
davidonega.bsky.social
CARALHO, MENTIRA

🦌 Animal #932 🐹
I figured it out in 1 guess!
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🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 1

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February 17, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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chums.yorha.vip
February 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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sofis.bsky.social
February 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
davidonega.bsky.social
eu sem um docinho sou assim
February 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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gokufumante.bsky.social
“isso é problema de gestão, você não sabe administrar a rola que tem”
February 15, 2026 at 6:58 PM
davidonega.bsky.social
a gente tá tão fodido no pós-capitalismo que eu nem lembro quando começou essa maluquice de arbitro de futebol fazer publicidade antes de começar o jogo pqp
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 PM
davidonega.bsky.social
não esperava terminar a tarde desse domingo de carnaval chorando que nem uma putinha assistindo the pitt :c
February 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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ryot.bsky.social
Nenhuma dessas palavras está na bíblia
February 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM