brock is now devasted because he just noted that ACAB includes all the officer jennys

it’s honestly INSULTING that these AI bros are hyped up as great geniuses and are making the future when they constantly show a complete DETACHMENT from reality and a total LACK of understanding of life, of how relationships, music, movies, games, everything actually work. a great sense of NOTHING.

Funny how the way you kill time for a bit becomes the way you destroy your life.

they did it... they did white black panther with ryan gosling...

I’m so old, I can remember a time when I was excited to get emails.

[someone at paramount’s office yesterday]: got it!!! let’s make a demo of our useless ai tech that replaces the actors in a movie with ones of a different ethnicity, supposedly without affecting the story, using an iconic scene from a film whose entire conflict revolves around racial tensions!!!

breakfast 2 the sequel could fix me

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

*swat team helicopter circling above me as their megaphone crackles* STOP POSTING NOW

don’t ever make a joke on this app. it is against the rules. i don’t make the rules,

my all lowercase is my screaming on the inside

him eating rice with his hands, so disgusting that andrew cuomo has personally adopted far right racism and a seemingly MAGA social team, he just cannot win

Y'all must have some big ass closets with these big ass skeletons

number one reason sock puppets become single is laundry

it's so strange to see the white house destroyed by a backhoe and not by space aliens or something

We cut cancer research so ICE could purchase rocket launchers.

one thing that i guess is kind of implied about home ownership but should really be spelled out directly in specific detail is that sometimes you may find a ceiling light full of liquid and it becomes your job to solve That Mystery

Woke 2 stays winning lmaooo

Never allow yourself to be someone's second choice. Remember, #2 is shit

Ys. Swans are Belgians. Pigeons are from basque country.

maybe 🤔

I also consume a lot of references before regurgitating something that gets the job done, just like an LLM. the difference is that I am a human, so I don't do it on an industrial scale. I am alive. I have a soul. and I also have a huuuuuge penis.

oh, I didn't know some of them were canadiens