Ham Stroker’s Ejacula
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I am happy because everyone loves me
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Quince | Evgeniya Brukish
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Quince | Evgeniya Brukish
Ok Shmeated Shmivarly book midway point thoughts: the show is better. The writing is a bit surface level and uninspired so far and I found that the shows music, actors, and cinematography really elevated the source material.
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ok Shmeated Shmivarly book midway point thoughts: the show is better. The writing is a bit surface level and uninspired so far and I found that the shows music, actors, and cinematography really elevated the source material.
I think genre romance is being crippled by the god awful cover design. There could be a really really great romance novel and it’s got a cover that gives airport read. They gotta drop the cartoon covers…. Level up with some better designs people
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I think genre romance is being crippled by the god awful cover design. There could be a really really great romance novel and it’s got a cover that gives airport read. They gotta drop the cartoon covers…. Level up with some better designs people
I love going to work and gabbing about hockey boys with my fellow gay coworkers
December 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I love going to work and gabbing about hockey boys with my fellow gay coworkers
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
Why did the bluesky mods tag me, ham strokers ejacula, as an nsfw account? Smh …
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Why did the bluesky mods tag me, ham strokers ejacula, as an nsfw account? Smh …
The heated rivalry soundtrack is so good it makes me forget I’m watching this show to see hotmen kiss and fuck
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The heated rivalry soundtrack is so good it makes me forget I’m watching this show to see hotmen kiss and fuck
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December 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Christmas party tonight hangover prep starts NOW
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Christmas party tonight hangover prep starts NOW
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I’m just a stupid little gay reindeer ok
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I’m just a stupid little gay reindeer ok
Origin of Symmetry is so goood
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Origin of Symmetry is so goood
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
I’m like Rudolph the red nose reindeer if the ending never happened and I never went down in history I’m just a stupid little gay reindeer
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m like Rudolph the red nose reindeer if the ending never happened and I never went down in history I’m just a stupid little gay reindeer
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I love pto I get to fuck off to Scotland for two weeks and I still get paid today and now I get to roll over and keep fucking off until Monday life rules
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I love pto I get to fuck off to Scotland for two weeks and I still get paid today and now I get to roll over and keep fucking off until Monday life rules
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
People in the UK are obsessed with French fries so my vegetable meter is down drastically but I’m making up for it by consuming copious amounts of whiskey and many pints of tennents
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
People in the UK are obsessed with French fries so my vegetable meter is down drastically but I’m making up for it by consuming copious amounts of whiskey and many pints of tennents
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#InterviewWithTheVampire
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Delainey Hayles posted photos, including one of herself with Sarah Swire, with the caption: “Vancity to Toronto to Lundun.”
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Delainey Hayles posted photos, including one of herself with Sarah Swire, with the caption: “Vancity to Toronto to Lundun.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
#InterviewWithTheVampire
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Delainey Hayles posted photos, including one of herself with Sarah Swire, with the caption: “Vancity to Toronto to Lundun.”
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Delainey Hayles posted photos, including one of herself with Sarah Swire, with the caption: “Vancity to Toronto to Lundun.”
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A deep itch.
Progress on Frankenstein piece.
Progress on Frankenstein piece.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
A deep itch.
Progress on Frankenstein piece.
Progress on Frankenstein piece.
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imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
imagine the disappointment gamers with a religious kink feel every time a game claims it has cross play
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Frankenstein triptych
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Frankenstein triptych
I’m in Scotland and I’m so tired. But also not tired. I need. Chicken
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I’m in Scotland and I’m so tired. But also not tired. I need. Chicken
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November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM