Defekte Einhorn
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Prolific scribbler. ✒️ Noble thunder lizard. Defective Unicorn. Friend of the fountain pens. #USWNT #GoBolts #NWSL Batties
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3rd loss in a row for Bolts.
Kings win 2-1. Bad goal by Vasy and poor team d.
Kings win 2-1. Bad goal by Vasy and poor team d.
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
3rd loss in a row for Bolts.
Kings win 2-1. Bad goal by Vasy and poor team d.
Kings win 2-1. Bad goal by Vasy and poor team d.
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I had some thoughts.
OPINION | Trump's televised manic episode may have set new world records for lunatic, mendacious vapidity, writes @djrothkopf.bsky.social.
It’s Time to Kick Trump, 79, Out of the White House—and Into a Padded Cell
The president’s latest speech to the nation had all the demented energy of one of Hitler’s Nuremberg rallies, without the nuance and decency.
trib.al
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I had some thoughts.
Keeper hooked Raddysh 3 times in 10 seconds. Pp bolts.
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Keeper hooked Raddysh 3 times in 10 seconds. Pp bolts.
Great, now Cirelli just got his bell rung. How long for him?
December 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Great, now Cirelli just got his bell rung. How long for him?
Randorf just jinxed Bolts.
"Kings haven't had a shot in 14 minutes."
Second later, Kempe steps into the zone, fires a shot, and it goes past Vasy.
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"Kings haven't had a shot in 14 minutes."
Second later, Kempe steps into the zone, fires a shot, and it goes past Vasy.
1 all
December 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Randorf just jinxed Bolts.
"Kings haven't had a shot in 14 minutes."
Second later, Kempe steps into the zone, fires a shot, and it goes past Vasy.
1 all
"Kings haven't had a shot in 14 minutes."
Second later, Kempe steps into the zone, fires a shot, and it goes past Vasy.
1 all
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Great play by Point to chase down the Kings in the neutral zone and prevent the full-ice clearance on this play.
Cirelli and Guentzel get the assists, but massive play by Point on this goal.
#GoBolts
Cirelli and Guentzel get the assists, but massive play by Point on this goal.
#GoBolts
GOAL: Bjorkstrand buries his own rebound on a 3-on-2 chance, it's 1-0 #GoBolts
December 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Great play by Point to chase down the Kings in the neutral zone and prevent the full-ice clearance on this play.
Cirelli and Guentzel get the assists, but massive play by Point on this goal.
#GoBolts
Cirelli and Guentzel get the assists, but massive play by Point on this goal.
#GoBolts
Bjorkstrand on Pp!
Whew, we need him and Point to get motoring.
1-0 ⚡️
Whew, we need him and Point to get motoring.
1-0 ⚡️
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Bjorkstrand on Pp!
Whew, we need him and Point to get motoring.
1-0 ⚡️
Whew, we need him and Point to get motoring.
1-0 ⚡️
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#TBLightning starters
Guentzel-Cirelli-Paul
Moser-Raddysh
Vasilevskiy
#GoBolts scratches: Hagel (day to day), Finley, Hedman (IR), Lilleberg (IR), Cernak (IR)
LA starters
Fiala-Byfield-Foegele
Anderson-Doughty
Forsberg
Guentzel-Cirelli-Paul
Moser-Raddysh
Vasilevskiy
#GoBolts scratches: Hagel (day to day), Finley, Hedman (IR), Lilleberg (IR), Cernak (IR)
LA starters
Fiala-Byfield-Foegele
Anderson-Doughty
Forsberg
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
#TBLightning starters
Guentzel-Cirelli-Paul
Moser-Raddysh
Vasilevskiy
#GoBolts scratches: Hagel (day to day), Finley, Hedman (IR), Lilleberg (IR), Cernak (IR)
LA starters
Fiala-Byfield-Foegele
Anderson-Doughty
Forsberg
Guentzel-Cirelli-Paul
Moser-Raddysh
Vasilevskiy
#GoBolts scratches: Hagel (day to day), Finley, Hedman (IR), Lilleberg (IR), Cernak (IR)
LA starters
Fiala-Byfield-Foegele
Anderson-Doughty
Forsberg
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Some new looks for the #GoBolts tonight:
Bjorkstrand-Point-Kucherov
Guentzel-Cirelli-Paul
Girgensons-Gourde-Holmberg
Douglas-James-Goncalves
Moser-Raddysh
McDonagh-D’Astous
Carlile-Crozier
Vasilevskiy
Johansson
Bjorkstrand-Point-Kucherov
Guentzel-Cirelli-Paul
Girgensons-Gourde-Holmberg
Douglas-James-Goncalves
Moser-Raddysh
McDonagh-D’Astous
Carlile-Crozier
Vasilevskiy
Johansson
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Some new looks for the #GoBolts tonight:
Bjorkstrand-Point-Kucherov
Guentzel-Cirelli-Paul
Girgensons-Gourde-Holmberg
Douglas-James-Goncalves
Moser-Raddysh
McDonagh-D’Astous
Carlile-Crozier
Vasilevskiy
Johansson
Bjorkstrand-Point-Kucherov
Guentzel-Cirelli-Paul
Girgensons-Gourde-Holmberg
Douglas-James-Goncalves
Moser-Raddysh
McDonagh-D’Astous
Carlile-Crozier
Vasilevskiy
Johansson
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Confirmed: McDonagh and Vasilevskiy return to #GoBolts lineup tonight, Brandon Hagel out and is day to day, Goncalves and James will draw back in for #TBLightning
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Confirmed: McDonagh and Vasilevskiy return to #GoBolts lineup tonight, Brandon Hagel out and is day to day, Goncalves and James will draw back in for #TBLightning
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would like to see more Ds make statements like this.
To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care:
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
December 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
would like to see more Ds make statements like this.
Mac is back! ❤️
Ryan McDonagh has been activated off injured reserve by #GoBolts and added to the #TBLightning active roster ahead of tonight's game against Los Angeles.
December 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Mac is back! ❤️
RAISE THE CAP.
I have never seen a league kick itself in the ass as much as NWSL has. SMH.
I have never seen a league kick itself in the ass as much as NWSL has. SMH.
BREAKING: The NWSLPA opposes the #NWSL's proposed "High Impact Player" rule. PA exec. dir. Meghann Burke tells @espn.com that the NWSL is controlling and interfering with which players can access a certain pot of funds. The PA's proposal is to raise the cap by $1M, the proposed "HIP" amount. MORE:
NWSLPA opposes cap plan for stars like Rodman
The NWSLPA has expressed opposition to an NWSL proposal to create a new rule to pay star players outside of the cap, further clouding the league's next steps in competing with top European clubs for e...
www.espn.com
December 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
RAISE THE CAP.
I have never seen a league kick itself in the ass as much as NWSL has. SMH.
I have never seen a league kick itself in the ass as much as NWSL has. SMH.
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Genuinely Nazi language here. We need to oppose this much more strongly than we have been so far.
Trump’s primetime diatribe against immigrants is straight up unvarnished Nazi stuff
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Genuinely Nazi language here. We need to oppose this much more strongly than we have been so far.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Trump tonight:
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Trump tonight:
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
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I’m eating a leftover birria taco and I’m absolutely FUMING at what we could have had as a nation
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m eating a leftover birria taco and I’m absolutely FUMING at what we could have had as a nation
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WHO AMONG US hasn't sat down 11 times with a journalist and a tape recorder only to be shocked that they'd publish stuff we talked about?
December 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
WHO AMONG US hasn't sat down 11 times with a journalist and a tape recorder only to be shocked that they'd publish stuff we talked about?
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I understand, but hear me out.
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I understand, but hear me out.
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I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
There is no national security logic that would impel the US to want to do regime change in Venezuela. It's simply not that important. I'm not even sure wag the dog is the right metaphor for what's happening here. Seems like an insane misallocation of US national security assets and attention.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
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The greatest drug dealer the world has ever seen. That mf left a path of destruction in his wake that has reverberated until this day. Fuck him for all eternity!
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The greatest drug dealer the world has ever seen. That mf left a path of destruction in his wake that has reverberated until this day. Fuck him for all eternity!
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Howard Stern breaks down the breadth of Rob Reiner’s Hollywood career and what a profound impact he had on people. Howard ends the conversation by saying “what a beautiful man,” Reiner was. He will be missed and we won’t stay silent, we will continue to fight for Democracy. RIP‼️
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Howard Stern breaks down the breadth of Rob Reiner’s Hollywood career and what a profound impact he had on people. Howard ends the conversation by saying “what a beautiful man,” Reiner was. He will be missed and we won’t stay silent, we will continue to fight for Democracy. RIP‼️