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Defekte Einhorn
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Prolific scribbler. ✒️ Noble thunder lizard. Defective Unicorn. Friend of the fountain pens. #USWNT #GoBolts #NWSL Batties
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robertcruickshank.com
Genuinely Nazi language here. We need to oppose this much more strongly than we have been so far.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h
Trump’s primetime diatribe against immigrants is straight up unvarnished Nazi stuff
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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infinitescream.bsky.social
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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governor.ca.gov
Trump tonight:

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
December 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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cmewing.bsky.social
Simpler times
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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nhloutofcontext.bsky.social
Crunch, Viktor, Nordy
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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solveforgenx.bsky.social
I’m eating a leftover birria taco and I’m absolutely FUMING at what we could have had as a nation
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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muellershewrote.com
WHO AMONG US hasn't sat down 11 times with a journalist and a tape recorder only to be shocked that they'd publish stuff we talked about?
December 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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segadreamcastjr.bsky.social
I understand, but hear me out.
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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asharangappa.bsky.social
I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
busbyj2.bsky.social Josh Busby @busbyj2.bsky.social · 1d
There is no national security logic that would impel the US to want to do regime change in Venezuela. It's simply not that important. I'm not even sure wag the dog is the right metaphor for what's happening here. Seems like an insane misallocation of US national security assets and attention.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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mrsbundrige.bsky.social
The greatest drug dealer the world has ever seen. That mf left a path of destruction in his wake that has reverberated until this day. Fuck him for all eternity!
govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 2d
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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cardonebrian.bsky.social
Howard Stern breaks down the breadth of Rob Reiner’s Hollywood career and what a profound impact he had on people. Howard ends the conversation by saying “what a beautiful man,” Reiner was. He will be missed and we won’t stay silent, we will continue to fight for Democracy. RIP‼️
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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kimtopher22.bsky.social
I'll pass on the year in review.
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
defekteeinhorn.bsky.social
4 game road trip. Kinda expected then to lose tonight.
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
defekteeinhorn.bsky.social
This sucks.

Who threw the bad juju at our D core??
erikerlendsson.bsky.social Lightning Insider @erikerlendsson.bsky.social · 2d
Jon cooper said Lilleberg is out week to week, “hoping to get him back before the Olympic break” #TBLightning #GoBolts
December 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
defekteeinhorn.bsky.social
Oh, god. 😔

The world got a little darker today.

Meathead. ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
portraits in fecklessness
December 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
“.. When people realize that it’s popular now to be against the president on a couple of issues .., you’ll see a different attitude.” 🤡

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/m...
December 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
defekteeinhorn.bsky.social
Hey, the Bolts came back from being down 2-0 and got a huge point. We can't be mad.

SO loss 3-2.
December 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
defekteeinhorn.bsky.social
SO time.

Let's go, Johansson!
December 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
defekteeinhorn.bsky.social
Alright, Bolts grab a point and we're heading to OT tied at 2.

Now, if they can finish them, that'd be awesome.
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
defekteeinhorn.bsky.social
Kid lost his footing, no way that's a call.
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
defekteeinhorn.bsky.social
Sadly, I've yet to find a good Sativa without crazy side effects. However, I've found some amazing Indicas that happily knock me on my ass without negative effects. lol
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
defekteeinhorn.bsky.social
So, are we calling Kucherov "the Wizard" now? I'm confused. It sounds weird.

Dude is a magician, but we can't call him "Magic Man" because that was the great Pavel Datsyuk's nickname.
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
defekteeinhorn.bsky.social
I thought the puck was in the net there.
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM