Delc
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Delc
@delc.bsky.social
Minnesotan in NY
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sure sure you can have hegemony by trade, ideology and cultural influence, but does that make your dick hard?
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
What a pathetic excuse for a man. Did he leave a little puddle behind?
Schumer says about Republicans: " And again, we are we are saying to the Republicans, this is your responsibility. President Trump is a member of your party. You've gone along with him over and over again. This is one time you got to resist him. It's too serious."
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Dear friend,

Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"

Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
March 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm sure they are busy drafting fund raising messages right now!
it's kind of crazy that there's even any question that democrats are going to do anything about this
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
What in the clown fuck shit is this?
The US Attorney General confirms Maduro is being charged with "conspiracy to possess machine guns" - something Republicans usually call a constitutional right.
January 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Driving in any modestly large city fucking sucks, and cars are getting absurdly expensive.
December 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Would killing us off be a solution? A "final" solution, if you will?
Again: they thought they’d win a shattering court victory with the Harry Potter lady’s money, then the public would rise up in gratitude, salute them as heroes and stomp all over transgender people on their behalf. That hasn’t happened, because the public mostly aren’t vicious cranks, like they are.
December 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Look I could really go in on how white folk in USA are empirically the most Cut Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face low intellect, almost to a barbaric level voters in the history of the democratic process but I simply only have The Rest Of My Life left and that’s not enough time.
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This country is beyond saving, and we deserve whatever pennace the world imposes on us
Dearborn, Michigan could not be reached for comment.
Trump: "I'm not concerned about anything that Israel is doing"
December 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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I know this is probably a “water is wet” but the score for Metroid Prime is really really good
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Lmao
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Any movie you leave the theater thinking "I would fuck that alien" is a good movie
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Single Man Sits On Own Hand Before Dialing 911 So It Feels Like Someone Else Cares https://theonion.com/single-man-sits-on-own-hand-before-dialing-911-so-it-feels-like-someone-else-cares/
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Except for the elves. Fuck elves.
December 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Mistletoe probably literally means “piss twig.”

The “toe” bit is from a Germanic root meaning “twig.”

Mistel/missel was the Middle/Old English word for the parasitic plant, perhaps from the Germanic root *mih-stu- “urine” on the logic that it is propagated via bird (thrush) poo.

Happy smooching!
December 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Replay review is bad
First to 105 wins
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Time for the best Christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I lived bitch
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
How does anyone take Altman seriously? This guy is a fucking clown
Altman is bullshitting at Musk's level now.
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM