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Your doppelgänger! Probably. Also an enthusiastic participant in the Bird-Based Omens Extended Universe. Donut aficionado. It’s my job to figure out what it all means.
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Vacuuming up the work of one high-profile artist and creating an exploitative zombie is a travesty and a crime. Vacuuming up the work of millions of writers and artists to make a composite exploitative zombie is merely a statistic.
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the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution
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America is being run by people whose social media presence would see them getting fired from a part time job stacking shelves.
If you worked at Aldi and posted a video of you pouring shit all over Aldi customers, you wouldn't work at Aldi.
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I'll leave you from Portland with one last video of the @unpresidentedbrass.bsky.social, the unofficial house band of #NoKings
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MONUMENTS, an exhibit featuring decommissioned Confederate monuments paired with work by contemporary Black artists, opens in Los Angeles next week.

This is Karon Davis' Descendants (2025), showing her son, Moses, holding a squirming replica Confederate general

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Last week, the Indiana University administration asked their student newspaper not to print any news stories in the Homecoming edition. When the faculty advisor refused, IU fired him and ended paper printing. So students at the Purdue paper printed the IU edition and drove it down to Bloomington!
Purdue student journalists deliver special 'solidarity' newspaper to IU Bloomington campus
The special edition blasted across town features columns from IDS and Exponent editors, alongside QR codes to support both student papers.
www.heraldtimesonline.com
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Here in the Hostess City, we say #NoKingsSavannah
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Huge turnout in Muskegon, Michigan for the 11:00 protest! This is just one side of one street! Our next protest is at Heritage Landing at 5:00 today. See you all there! #NOKINGS #Indivisible #Michigan
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
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Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
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What if we just put more money into training human brains rather than training AI
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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I am a few days late to John Oliver's piece on the Free Press and its portent for CBS News.

But if you have a free half hour, you really ought to watch it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gieT...
Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
www.youtube.com
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ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
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federal agents stealing children and sending them south. where have i heard about that before?
ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

www.bostonglobe.com/2025/10/12/m...
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Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
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Oregon's stubborn resistance to Texas National Guard troops invading reflects the elitist and closed-minded belief that the people of Portland have nothing to learn from the people of Texas

--Ezra Klein, tomorrow in the New York Times