Derain Collier
@deraincollier.blacksky.app
I am Derain Collier. Architect, Author, and all around car fanatic obsessed with engines. Write what you know, right🏳️🌈? Bi+, Polyam, Demi&Enby🏳️⚧️. He/They
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Every 2 months as required by Apretude. Also got that DoxyPEP so everything short of super gonz ain't sticking to me...
Doesn't hurt I'm also not really fucking around like that, and I require tests and a little bit of history before doing anything.
Doesn't hurt I'm also not really fucking around like that, and I require tests and a little bit of history before doing anything.
Everyone get tested so y’all can have consensual raw sex. 🫶🏽
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Every 2 months as required by Apretude. Also got that DoxyPEP so everything short of super gonz ain't sticking to me...
Doesn't hurt I'm also not really fucking around like that, and I require tests and a little bit of history before doing anything.
Doesn't hurt I'm also not really fucking around like that, and I require tests and a little bit of history before doing anything.
Gotta get that morning one off, before the feast 😂
Ngl fucking on Thanksgiving don’t even sound like you’re horny, just depressed.
fucking on Thanksgiving just sounds god awful in every way possible.
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Gotta get that morning one off, before the feast 😂
Took me out the game early. I'm embarrassed!
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Took me out the game early. I'm embarrassed!
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My aunt almost dropped her Mac and Cheese!!!! Hoe move, I got it
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My aunt almost dropped her Mac and Cheese!!!! Hoe move, I got it
"…and years of critical thinking"
Boy if you were critically thinking u'd ask what the bias in the information you consume
U'd ask the number of descalated incidents that go unreported. You'd ask—since you hate the gov—why would everyone NEED to be disarmed at Mercy to the gov?
Critical thinking😒
Boy if you were critically thinking u'd ask what the bias in the information you consume
U'd ask the number of descalated incidents that go unreported. You'd ask—since you hate the gov—why would everyone NEED to be disarmed at Mercy to the gov?
Critical thinking😒
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"…and years of critical thinking"
Boy if you were critically thinking u'd ask what the bias in the information you consume
U'd ask the number of descalated incidents that go unreported. You'd ask—since you hate the gov—why would everyone NEED to be disarmed at Mercy to the gov?
Critical thinking😒
Boy if you were critically thinking u'd ask what the bias in the information you consume
U'd ask the number of descalated incidents that go unreported. You'd ask—since you hate the gov—why would everyone NEED to be disarmed at Mercy to the gov?
Critical thinking😒
I have told had some push back but there is something I've learned.
Whether you believe in the Bible or Evolution, we all come from one source. Either Adam&Eve or Lucy. If we all are related, none of us are.
"Just bc you got lucky enough to be born next to me doesn't mean you're owed my time"
Whether you believe in the Bible or Evolution, we all come from one source. Either Adam&Eve or Lucy. If we all are related, none of us are.
"Just bc you got lucky enough to be born next to me doesn't mean you're owed my time"
I just want you to know that if this year is the final straw, if you're realizing now that you cannot spend the holidays with the same people again next year...
That's okay.
And you will be okay.
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That's okay.
And you will be okay.
💜
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I have told had some push back but there is something I've learned.
Whether you believe in the Bible or Evolution, we all come from one source. Either Adam&Eve or Lucy. If we all are related, none of us are.
"Just bc you got lucky enough to be born next to me doesn't mean you're owed my time"
Whether you believe in the Bible or Evolution, we all come from one source. Either Adam&Eve or Lucy. If we all are related, none of us are.
"Just bc you got lucky enough to be born next to me doesn't mean you're owed my time"
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I like cozy fiction.
Cozy as in we spend a lot of time getting to know the characters in lower-stress situations between the action.
Cozy as in we know we won’t see gory violence or sexual assault.
Cozy as in the lesbians snuggle. They kiss. They fuck. They get an HEA.
Cozy, not toothless.
Cozy as in we spend a lot of time getting to know the characters in lower-stress situations between the action.
Cozy as in we know we won’t see gory violence or sexual assault.
Cozy as in the lesbians snuggle. They kiss. They fuck. They get an HEA.
Cozy, not toothless.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I like cozy fiction.
Cozy as in we spend a lot of time getting to know the characters in lower-stress situations between the action.
Cozy as in we know we won’t see gory violence or sexual assault.
Cozy as in the lesbians snuggle. They kiss. They fuck. They get an HEA.
Cozy, not toothless.
Cozy as in we spend a lot of time getting to know the characters in lower-stress situations between the action.
Cozy as in we know we won’t see gory violence or sexual assault.
Cozy as in the lesbians snuggle. They kiss. They fuck. They get an HEA.
Cozy, not toothless.
Was talking to this dude who started out just trying to f*ck. Got weird when I tried to have rapport like "I'm only looking for strictly casual."
Cool. I don't reach out. He does when he wants to f*ck. Fine. I'm busy so if it lands cool if not, reschedule.
Met like 3 times before he said/1
Cool. I don't reach out. He does when he wants to f*ck. Fine. I'm busy so if it lands cool if not, reschedule.
Met like 3 times before he said/1
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Was talking to this dude who started out just trying to f*ck. Got weird when I tried to have rapport like "I'm only looking for strictly casual."
Cool. I don't reach out. He does when he wants to f*ck. Fine. I'm busy so if it lands cool if not, reschedule.
Met like 3 times before he said/1
Cool. I don't reach out. He does when he wants to f*ck. Fine. I'm busy so if it lands cool if not, reschedule.
Met like 3 times before he said/1
BF made the Turkey. I made the Ham, Greens, Mac-n-Chz, dressing, sweet potatoes AND I tossed in my dessert: Sauvignon Pears.
Cabernet-Sauvignon steeped pears with cinnamon and ginger, then the CabSav is turned into a syrup and chilled. drizzle syrup over pears and French Vanilla ice cream.
Cabernet-Sauvignon steeped pears with cinnamon and ginger, then the CabSav is turned into a syrup and chilled. drizzle syrup over pears and French Vanilla ice cream.
a man wearing a shirt with pizza slices on it
Alt: a man wearing a shirt with pizza slices on it
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November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
BF made the Turkey. I made the Ham, Greens, Mac-n-Chz, dressing, sweet potatoes AND I tossed in my dessert: Sauvignon Pears.
Cabernet-Sauvignon steeped pears with cinnamon and ginger, then the CabSav is turned into a syrup and chilled. drizzle syrup over pears and French Vanilla ice cream.
Cabernet-Sauvignon steeped pears with cinnamon and ginger, then the CabSav is turned into a syrup and chilled. drizzle syrup over pears and French Vanilla ice cream.
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9. As a poweful federal government began taking shape, America had its first National holiday.
Formerly enslaved Black people, who largely never even heard of Thanksgiving, began their own traditions based in freedom.
A day of Thanksgiving for liberty...
not pilgrims
Formerly enslaved Black people, who largely never even heard of Thanksgiving, began their own traditions based in freedom.
A day of Thanksgiving for liberty...
not pilgrims
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
9. As a poweful federal government began taking shape, America had its first National holiday.
Formerly enslaved Black people, who largely never even heard of Thanksgiving, began their own traditions based in freedom.
A day of Thanksgiving for liberty...
not pilgrims
Formerly enslaved Black people, who largely never even heard of Thanksgiving, began their own traditions based in freedom.
A day of Thanksgiving for liberty...
not pilgrims
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okay there's two parallel Thanksgiving stories to be told. One that rooted in White American Protestant Christianity and the other that is rooted in the long Black Freedom Struggle.
We essentially celebrated two completely different holidays over the last 160 years.
Wait...only 160 years?
yea 🧵
We essentially celebrated two completely different holidays over the last 160 years.
Wait...only 160 years?
yea 🧵
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
okay there's two parallel Thanksgiving stories to be told. One that rooted in White American Protestant Christianity and the other that is rooted in the long Black Freedom Struggle.
We essentially celebrated two completely different holidays over the last 160 years.
Wait...only 160 years?
yea 🧵
We essentially celebrated two completely different holidays over the last 160 years.
Wait...only 160 years?
yea 🧵
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I really just gave y’all a little taste.. 😏
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I really just gave y’all a little taste.. 😏
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take your nudes.
record your self-care.
love the skin you’re in.
record your self-care.
love the skin you’re in.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
take your nudes.
record your self-care.
love the skin you’re in.
record your self-care.
love the skin you’re in.
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I’m not trying to start a war, but I think it’s so funny how gay men have to actively tell people they’re masculine. Wouldn’t that kind of thing speak for itself?
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m not trying to start a war, but I think it’s so funny how gay men have to actively tell people they’re masculine. Wouldn’t that kind of thing speak for itself?
Need for Speed Underground 2
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Need for Speed Underground 2
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Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
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My son (age 9): I have ADHD!
Me: yeah, you do. What brought that up?
Him: watching this guy on YT talk about his ADHD.
me: sound familiar?
Him: yeah.
Him: I mean, I already knew, but I forgot.
Me: yeah that'll happen. Because of the ADHD.
Me: yeah, you do. What brought that up?
Him: watching this guy on YT talk about his ADHD.
me: sound familiar?
Him: yeah.
Him: I mean, I already knew, but I forgot.
Me: yeah that'll happen. Because of the ADHD.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My son (age 9): I have ADHD!
Me: yeah, you do. What brought that up?
Him: watching this guy on YT talk about his ADHD.
me: sound familiar?
Him: yeah.
Him: I mean, I already knew, but I forgot.
Me: yeah that'll happen. Because of the ADHD.
Me: yeah, you do. What brought that up?
Him: watching this guy on YT talk about his ADHD.
me: sound familiar?
Him: yeah.
Him: I mean, I already knew, but I forgot.
Me: yeah that'll happen. Because of the ADHD.
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I never watch their podcast bc they some blue bracelets type bitches but Joy took them to school on this one!🗣🗣🗣
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I never watch their podcast bc they some blue bracelets type bitches but Joy took them to school on this one!🗣🗣🗣
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Olivia and Rowan
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Olivia and Rowan
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I’m starting to realize a lot of my Blacksky mutuals are the conglomerate of people I could absolutely not be sat next to in class.
We’d be the group that’s the reason the teacher had to enforce a seating chart 😭
We’d be the group that’s the reason the teacher had to enforce a seating chart 😭
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m starting to realize a lot of my Blacksky mutuals are the conglomerate of people I could absolutely not be sat next to in class.
We’d be the group that’s the reason the teacher had to enforce a seating chart 😭
We’d be the group that’s the reason the teacher had to enforce a seating chart 😭
Wait. My former partner saying "I know you're almost done getting dressed when the music starts"
Not me being this extra while getting ready for work 😂
Not me being this extra while getting ready for work 😂
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Wait. My former partner saying "I know you're almost done getting dressed when the music starts"
Not me being this extra while getting ready for work 😂
Not me being this extra while getting ready for work 😂
Omggggg
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Omggggg
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“knowing” me on the internet is one thing, but for the most part i do not know yall lol and yall niggas do not know me. lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
“knowing” me on the internet is one thing, but for the most part i do not know yall lol and yall niggas do not know me. lol
Not gonna lie, this Acapella jam cranked
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Not gonna lie, this Acapella jam cranked