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Derain Collier
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I am Derain Collier. Architect, Author, and all around car fanatic obsessed with engines. Write what you know, right🏳️‍🌈? Bi+, Polyam, Demi&Enby🏳️‍⚧️. He/They
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Here's a running thread of my books since Amazon wants to add "sponsored" books to my author search. 😒

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When you're on a losing streak lose on purpose and you win. That's how I break mine 😂😂
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This shit used to infuriate me.
White people will tell you that you look like another Black person and yall will have literally no similarities but the glasses on your faces. This is the most recent egregious offense. Ex Football player Mike Singletary. Should I go slap them or nah ??
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
My partner just sent me Shameia Crawford's NO like "this is my anthem"

And I howled bc that's my homie's sister.

She is so funny. My homie, his wife, his sister, and her husband are fucking hilarious. She was a real life church singer growing up so she got them pipes!
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Alot of my Cuzos have fallen back to the sunken place. If you're still here + active let's connect. We need each other now more than ever✊🏽
If you're Black + you like to yap, let's follow each other bc the bots are INSANE. Call me ol skool, but I like interacting with real ppl.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Mercilessly limit someone's access to me when they've shown me they don't deserve a place in my life.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
LOL!
When it's time to leave, what do you say to a man who likes men and women?

Bi nigga.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
bUt yOu sUpPorT a gEnOcIde!
President Kamala Harris would not be dismantling the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention ahead of an impending pandemic, that’s for damn sure.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The Good Place committee is my archetype for flaccid Dems who cave...

You HAVE to avoid these mealy-mouthed, "progressive" and "centrist" bullshitters who are stuck on "rules"
I feel like this show was both enlightening and trolling all of us…
TikTok video by CrutchesAndSpice.com|CRIPPLED
www.tiktok.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It works to keep me from being a complete sociopath. But I've had to beat its ass up and down the street repeatedly over the last few years to get it under control.
the people pleaser in me is slowly dying as i get older.
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It's funny how people are jumping on every other Senate Dems ass for the 8 bullshit DINOs that flipped.

How many times do I have to post this.

Stop voting for WHITE DEMOCRATS. There is almost a statistical 0% chance of a white man/woman moving leftward.

Stop giving them power!
List of American politicians who switched parties in office - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The pain that comes with realizing they never GAF (hyperbole but still) and that nothing will ever change.

I don't hear from any of the rel. that claimed to care about me. I don't use "family" in the way most do. Family is ppl that have your interest forefront.

Relatives are ppl born close to u
I know that feeling. I moved to LA and NYC. Nobody really called me, and now that Im back, same!
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Oh she ATE; this l perfectly describes what I was writing about this morning.

The Sunken Cost Fallacy.
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Speaking of pistols. Anyone interested in that Ruger LCP .380? I can ship it to your local pewshop to do the paperwork.
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I should've taken today off. I was waiting for an AR-9 for a client. They never show up before 2

Figured I could work the morning then WFH at 11a

These MFs showed up at 1050! I wanna slap errbody. Now I gotta wait til tomorrow… whole time, tomorrow I'm co-teaching a Level 1 pistol shooting class
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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so many people who will shame you for next to nothing still wearing that school for wizards merch at 40 years old
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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When my cartoons become reality. #chicago
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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imagine getting arrested to a certified BANGER
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Do 4 Love by Snoh Aalegra
19. What is the last song you listened to?
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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The face/ the scent(s)
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I'm also saying this because you should treat your voter registration strategically, and not as a form of identity.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Absolutely not and BLOCK as many as you can before you even start the job especially your boss. Yes you make friends and have a few but that is a vetting process 😎
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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And in 2020, 2016, 2012, 2008, 2004, 2000, 1996, 1992, 1988, 1984, 1980, 1976, 1972, 1968.

Clearly y'all realize this pattern needs to change.🤨
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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There's often a suggestion that sex-favorable ace people have an easy road. But sex-favorable asexuality is still asexuality.
Sex-favorable asexuality *is* asexuality.
Being sex-favorable isn't an "easier" form of asexuality.
acedadadvice.substack.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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A 50-year mortgage isn’t “help for homebuyers.”

The bank owns you for half a century.

Nobody wants to buy a house at 30 and still be paying for it at 80.

This isn’t affordability — it’s a slow-motion wealth transfer.

Only the banks win. Everyone else just grows old paying interest.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM