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@didntneedallofit.bsky.social
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didntneedallofit.bsky.social
The most effective popular movements are multi-pronged. We need the silly frogs and we need the videos showing what thugs ICE goons are and we need judges calling out their bullshit and we need… etc. etc.

Let’s do all of it. Go frogs! Welcome to the fray!
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
The drugs give us the gratitude to appreciate the brain holes
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
It was famously rejected by 20 publishers, and I joke that the 21st didn’t read it but signed him on the spot after a long conversation with him and said to themselves “this man is a genius who is interested in EVERYTHING” and then got the manuscript and said “oh God. What have we done?”
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
*waving my arms frantically at the hiring manager*

"HICKS! HICKS!"
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
“Respect the hustle but will never open that” was even more dead-on than I expected
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
Seriously. Never heard of anyone tattling mid-rap battle before. Interesting strategy, surprised it didn’t work!
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
I love how Boxers constantly look utterly baffled by the mere fact of existence
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
I would watch a 4-hour compilation of people explaining this to their conservative parents
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
I really liked this part of Hades
kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
And fun extra: back when I was in high school, I read about a 3/4-ton sow that guarded a California pot farm. She nearly killed two DEA agents and turned over their car, and they only got out by feeding her weed (she lived for buds) until she passed out.
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gregpak.net
Honestly and seriously think this is an EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE tactic to use against these weak fascist losers.
golikehellmachine.com
lmao, kristi noem wanted a black bloc fight and got an inflatable rave instead. fuck you DHS, rip city forever.
courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
I tried mastodon back in the day and it just can’t function as a dopamine delivery system. I’d get more hits of pleasure by staring at my wall and every 10 seconds thinking “at least I’m not using mastodon right now”
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poemsandfungus.bsky.social
My spouse's grandfather does the David Lynch in Twin Peaks yell-talking. The very first time I met him, he said "NICE TO MEET YOU. HAVE YOU EVER ASTRAL PROJECTED? I DID. I GOT STUCK ON THE ROOF." I thought it was a little joke, but it was actually a story.
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
The current reaction is to the mocking posts. There would not have been near this level of conflict over the last few days if jay had just ignored the post about banning Singal. There’d be some, but it’s the perception that she wants to project contempt that is galvanizing people.
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
I wonder if we both follow the same strategy of “never ever ever ever act like lowtax” which has not only prevented me from getting bodied by lowtax’s ex, but has also helped my life in thousands of other ways
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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
Very often when I go to read the study, it’s very easy to see that it’s being misrepresented.

Most commonly a *possible* implication, but one that would need much more research to firmly establish, is represented as an ironclad finding of causality.
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
For real. I bet the transphobes are like “well I’m glad she hates trans people, but wow, she’s such a dork”
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
They can change that rule and did so recently in another context.
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
You know this whole thing is worth reading as soon as you get to Mr. C, and can plainly see that it describes JD Vance *PERFECTLY*.
kenwhite.bsky.social
Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later.

harpers.org/archive/1941...
Who Goes Nazi?, by Dorothy Thompson
harpers.org
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ygrene.bsky.social
squirrel: hey can i get that acorn in your yard

dog: no can do amigo

squirrel: why

dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
they're ttrpg players, how can they not know???
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
Speaking truth to power. Respect.
didntneedallofit.bsky.social
I told the zoomers at work—they look up to me, you see, because I am older than them—that 2002 Walmart was not all it’s cracked up to be. It actually wasn’t that great.