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Matt
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"Transgressively ludic." β€”π˜—π˜³π˜°π˜€π˜¦π˜¦π˜₯π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘡𝘩𝘦 π˜”π˜°π˜₯𝘦𝘳𝘯 π˜“π˜’π˜―π˜¨π˜Άπ˜’π˜¨π˜¦ 𝘈𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘀π˜ͺ𝘒𝘡π˜ͺ𝘰𝘯

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Walking away from Omelas, are you? On our nice walkable infrastructure, mind you. Anywhere else you'd have to drive away from, but not Omelas. There's also an accessible shuttle every 15 minutes, but nooooooo, don't let me slow you down, you've got an Omelas to walk away from, Mr. Ethical.
No matter how worthy the message!
January 18, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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my wife ordered something on ebay and it came packaged in a newspaper from 1992
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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ICE agents. are putting. stuffed animals. on dashboards. to fool children. into thinking. they won't be kidnapped.
Thanks. We have folks in our community giving vulnerable students rides to school, and a teacher shared that they were putting small stuffed animals on their dashboards to help kids identify safe cars. ICE picked up on it and started doing the same. Horrifying.
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
First of all, you will never get me to believe that FIFA is capable of embarrassment.

But if they were, it should not be mathematically possible for their embarrassment to grow. You give Donald Trump a Nobel-shaped pacifier, you start with the needle already pegged at maximum embarrassment.
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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The president
-Is occupying a major city with armed paramilitiaries
-Is blackmailing treaty allies to hand over their sovereign territory
-Is trying to set himself up as chairman for life of a UN rival with $1B fees for permanent membership
-Is talking about canceling elections
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
TIRED: the Mercator projection is bad because it exaggerates the size of northern land masses vs. equatorial ones

WIRED: the Mercator projection is bad because a finite map cannot represent the infinitely large Antarctica it implies

GIVE ME MY ENDLESS ICE SHEET YOU COWARDS
January 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Cassidy is fully vaccinated against the diseases Bobby Jr. wants to have thin out the herd of other people's kids. Just like Bobby Jr. and his kids are.
January 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Nice. I used to live in Canton, NY. We'd get itty bitty doses of lake effect all the way up there and it would still be a foot.

Then of course there was the Ice Storm of '98. [adopts Old Man Telling a Story pose] The morning of January 4 dawned clear, but there was a strange heaviness in the air…
January 18, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Oh that's going to be my retirement. Blizzard-chasing.

I'm going to Toronto next week, so fingers crossed.
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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It’s also worth noting that in Nazi Germany, closing down scientists and other intellectuals’ ability to travel for work was an early move to keep people from escaping.
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Archbishop of York who's only ever been a pirate before: getting a lot of piracy vibes from this…
January 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson
I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I would absolutely watch "Severance Babies"
January 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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My last two shots before my world went dark.
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
although IIRC Davis Square is where the local landline exchange was 666 so you'd see a lot of vaguely Satanic phone numbers in shop windows? does that count?
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 PM
laughs in "lived in Malden in 1998"

(which also wasn't that "rough and tumble" for the most part but come on)
January 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
booooooo
January 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Of all the indignities I suffer as a Snow Guy living in northern Mississippi, the worst is when the snow falls TO THE SOUTH OF ME GODDAMMIT THE PANHANDLE OF FLORIDA ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS?!
January 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Yeah there's a lot of Greatest Generation energy coming off him.

"Back in my day I used to beat Sauron up for his lunch money."

"Okay Grandpa, let's get you on that boat to the Undying Lands."
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
you had me at "gay plant store"
January 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I'm not saying they wouldn't get their hair mussed but that's what it boils down to, the slight flaw in the genius plan of trying to do geopolitics in the nuclear age by Viking rules.
January 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Fun fact, the United States does not have the resources or capacity to defend its own territory against a sufficiently large coalition of other world nations. I guess we should just sell ourselves to the Sino-Russian Alliance or whoever when they come asking, huh?
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Even setting aside SCOTUS, this just feels like such a hilariously weak threat. Why would THIS be the 10% that beat all of Europe into submission?

This is a poker player reaching across the table to try to physically prevent you from calling his bluff. "No, stop, I insist, you'll lose too bad."
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Everyone talks about the pick six that will forever be the last thing he did in a game, but don't sleep on the hilariously weak tackle afterwards that let the pick six happen.

Bullock was two inches from the sideline, Rodgers is 225 and hits him square on, and… nothing. Just amazing.
January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Why stop there? Why not just force schools to display Johnson's self-insert Bible fanfic?

JESUS: I don't have enough loaves and fishes to feed this crowd.

JOHNSON: Don't worry, Jesus! I brought enough for everyone!

DISCIPLES: Hooray for Mike Johnson!

JESUS: You are my favorite, Mike Johnson.
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM