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Mari Ale
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Imagine having to ensure your error log database survives the death of its original host so it displays properly on your tombstone. Now here we are. she/they
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Mari Ale @digitalcoffin.bsky.social · Jan 1
White rabbits and happy new year my dears.
digitalcoffin.bsky.social
1 hour and 58 minutes to go, i pray my roof's structural integrity holds
nancycomics.bsky.social NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 6h
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 13,1952
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-SLUGGO WAKES UP AND NOTICES IT’S FRIDAY 13th ON THE CALENDAR SLUGGO: OH, ОН - - FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH--- P2- SLUGGO: I'M GONNA STAY IN BED ALL DAY SO NOTHING CAN HAPPEN TO ME P3- SLUGGO IS FEELING RELAXED AND SAFE IN THE BED, HE HAS HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS HEAD AND LOOK OF CONTENTMENT ON HIS FACE P4- SUDDENLY THERES A TREMENDOUS CRASH! THE CEILING PLASTER OVER HIS BED FELL ON TOP OF HIM
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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goodtrailcams.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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flanneloccluded.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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pedroscomparin.bsky.social
Agora com SSD vai fumar assim
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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quattrobajeenas.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Tim Drake: Why did you send me after Zsasz alone? Barbara Gordon: He’s basically a slasher and you’ve got real final girl extra virgin energy. Try it out. Tim Drake: Hey Stabatha Christie, I’ve never touched a boob. Zsasz: *bursts into flames* Tim Drake: huh
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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rittaer.bsky.social
Moin am Freitag
Foto: Ein weißer, großes Hund sitzt auf den Hinterpfoten mit geöffnetem Maul, dahinter der Anhänger eines ebenfalls weißen Lastwagenanhängers, auf dem in großer roter Schrift BORK steht. Quelle: imgur
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
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fleerultra.bsky.social
can’t believe it’s been 10 years 🥲
fivefourpod.bsky.social 5-4 Podcast @fivefourpod.bsky.social · 18h
Happy anniversary everybody
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died on February 13, 2016, at age 79, while on a hunting trip at the Cibolo Creek Ranch in West Texas.
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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muffinlab.bsky.social
hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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astrokatie.com
You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d
Breaking News: The Trump administration repealed the bedrock scientific finding that greenhouse gases threaten human life and well being, meaning that the EPA can no longer regulate them. nyti.ms/4rSszQu
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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lukeisamazing.bsky.social
my genuine reaction to that information
Moe: he’s right you know Skinner, offscreen: about the need for a well organized Marxist party to harness the spontaneous energy of the masses? Moe: about everything, dammit
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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tommchenry.bsky.social
let me make a cop show

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: Two guys in suits are typing on a computer with a CRT monitor and that green glow screens don't do anymore. NARRATOR: "In the basement where they plot". CHIEF: "Make your display name 'Vladimir and Estrogen'" HENDERSON: "That some kinda book, Chief?" PANEL 2: CHIEF: "Henderson, we'll be here all night if you keep asking why perverts laugh at this shit." HENDERSON: "Oh it's okay" PANEL 3: Close up on Henderson, laughing. HENDERSON: "My vigilant workaholic lifestyle allows me to hide from confronting my wife and children who I own and also resent for the burden of their ownership!" PANEL 4: The chief smiling and pantomiming a gun to his head. CHIEF: "Sometimes I fantasize about losing this job and going full family annihilator with my service weapon. My 25-year-old wife. Our nine Christian children. Then end the piece of shit that is me. Donezo." PANEL 5: The chief leans back in over Henderson's shoulder. CHIEF: "Course we gotta win the war before that can happen -- next display name 'Polycule Poirot'"
February 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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miseryvulture.bsky.social
Hey man, relax. Have you even considered Rotwein trinken und Marlene Dietrich Schallplatten hören?
A glass of red wine resting on a Marlene Dietrich record.
February 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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cjdcat.bsky.social
Fam is it good when the judge uses exclamation points and italics throughout the opinion
chrisgeidner.bsky.social Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 1d
BREAKING: Judge blocks Hegseth effort to punish Sen. Kelly.

"This Court has all it needs to conclude that Defendants have trampled on Senator Kelly's First Amendment freedoms and threatened the constitutional liberties of millions of military retirees."

Background: www.lawdork.com/p/breaking-k...
UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA MARK KELLY, Plaintiff, Civil Case No. 26-81 (RJL) V. PETE HEGSETH, et al., Defendants. MEMORANDUM OPINION February 12, 2026 [Dkt. #2] United States Senator Mark Kelly, a retired naval officer, has been censured by Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth for voicing certain opinions on military actions and policy. In addition, he has been subjected to proceedings to possibly reduce his retirement rank and pay and threatened with criminal prosecution if he continues to speak out on these issues. Secretary Hegseth relies on the well-established doctrine that military servicemembers enjoy less vigorous First Amendment protections given the fundamental obligation for obedience and discipline in the armed forces. Unfortunately for Secretary Hegseth, no court has ever extended those principles to retired servicemembers, much less a retired servicemember serving in Congress and exercising oversight responsibility over the military. This Court will not be the first to do so! Worse still, Secretary Hegseth contends that this Court is not yet competent to decide the issues in this case. He and his fellow Defendants argue that military personnel 1 Case 1:26-cv-00081-RJL Document 37 Filed 02/12/26 Page 2 of 29 decisions are exempt from judicial review and, in any event, that Senator Kelly should first be required to go through the military appeals process so the military can have the first crack at adjudicating his First Amendment rights. I disagree. This Court has all it needs to conclude that Defendants have trampled on Senator Kelly's First Amendment freedoms and threatened the constitutional liberties of millions of military retirees. After all, as Bob Dylan famously said, "You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows." To say the least, our retired veterans deserve more respect from their Government, and our Constitution demands they receive it! Senator Kelly's First Amendment claim is not only justiciable; he is likely to succeed on the merits. He has also shown irreparable harm, and the balance of the equities fall decidedly in his favor. As such, his motion for a preliminary injunction on his First Amendment claim is hereby GRANTED.
February 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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nacl.sh
i spent way too much fucking time on this
tranny filtered "i know what you are" homophobic dog
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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musicnotation.bsky.social
I had to post it
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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musicnotation.bsky.social
no problem
October 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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rincewind.run
Discworld QOTD, from Wyrd Sisters
Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world's greatest creative forces. But you had to learn how to control it. That didn't mean you let it trickle away. It meant you dammed it, carefully, let it develop a working head, let it drown whole valleys of the mind and then, just when the whole structure was about to collapse, opened a tiny pipeline at the base and let the iron-hard stream of wrath power the turbines of revenge.
February 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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ani-obsessive.bsky.social
From: Treasure Island (1986–1988), dir. David Cherkassky, Kyivnaukfilm
February 12, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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luigithirty.bsky.social
sorry let me try this again *ahem*

playing doom *on* my cash register
Doom running on a monochrome CRT on an IBM 486 cash register
February 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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ernesto.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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mattielubchansky.com
come bowling with my band faith/void....in one mere week! dice.fm/partner/tick...
we're playing GUTTER BAR on thursday 2/19. info at the link https://dice.fm/partner/tickets/event/eo3vl2-live-show-the-buddy-system-forever-for-lack-of-a-term-faithvoid-19th-feb-the-spare-room-at-the-gutter-new-york-city-tickets
February 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
blue @bluewmist >be 14 >internet is designed for 30 year olds >wow i can't wait >approaching 30 >internet is now designed for 14 year olds
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 PM