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Susan
@dimsimkitty.bsky.social
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Cats. Vegan. Aroace Lesbian. Bringing the gay pirate brainrot to yet another platform. Edward Teach devotee. I also love Buffy. Xennial. Header pic by @CuFeilidh
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Susan @dimsimkitty.bsky.social · Jul 12
Delighted to share my OFMD Reverse Big Bang collaboration with @escargotcargot.bsky.social!

Up Ship's Creek - Teen - Ed/Stede - 43k

Inspired by the world of Schitt's Creek

Chapter one is up with a new chapter posting every 2 days.

archiveofourown.org/works/673966...

#OFMDReverseBigBang
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Some days I feel like terrible person who will ultimately and correctly be abandoned by all her friends but then I look at Mirabelle's little paws and maybe even if that first part is true at least life isn't all bad.
A close up of a black cat's crossed front paws. Her head is resting on them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 AM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
What were they talking about?
Two black cats sitting on an insuse window ledge. Mirabelle, on the left, is small. Eloise, on the right, is big and has a bunny tail. Outside you can see grass.
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Reposted by Susan
citrussyndicate.bsky.social
Has it been posted on Bluesky before? Yes. Do I still love it and miss those days? Also yes.

#OFMDfanart #OFMD
A digital drawing of Edward Teach jumping into Stede Bonnet’s arms with his feet kicking out behind him. They’re on the beach where they reunited in s2 of Our Flag Means Death.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Reposted by Susan
libroseitm.bsky.social
As soon as I saw this outfit I knew I HAD to draw Ed in it 😍

From scarlettohair's youtube 🫡
A digital drawing of Edward Teach dressed in a massive tutu, black corset, and huge black boots.
January 23, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Reposted by Susan
edbbteach.bsky.social
if half dead, brain of couscous, why so damn gorgeous
A frame from ofmd season 2 episode 4 of ed handcuffed to the railing of the revenge
January 23, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Reposted by Susan
edbbteach.bsky.social
missing my wife, edward teach born on a beach, a little extra today
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
This is such a great fic!
bbsheartbreak.bsky.social Blackbeard’s Heartbreak 🏴‍☠️💔 @bbsheartbreak.bsky.social · 6d
Chapter 1 of Didn’t Apologize for Jack Shit is up

Innkeepers Ed and Stede must face their past when someone on the crew leaves behind a stark reminder of Calico Jack.

(Rated M - lots of humor, much sincerity)

archiveofourown.org/works/774395...
Title card resembles script on old paper “didnt apologize for Jack Shit” Blackbeard's Heartbreak
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Ask me to illustrate. Who wants to collab? 😂
denizb33.bsky.social Deniz @denizb33.bsky.social · 4d
I have photographer Ed in 1875, and Ed and Stede meet Lord Byron in 1816, and so on.
But!
There's also the year 1841, the year of... Raincoat at a Train Station!
Prompt and art by @dimsimkitty.bsky.social ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/638152...
Sketch of Ed in a raincoat and boots by dimsimkitty
January 23, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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tgk.bsky.social
Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.
An instagram post by Sarah Michelle Gellar, where she shares a screenshot of a tweet by user @godimsuchadyke. The tweet is a photo of Buffy and Faith standing close together lesbianly from Season 3 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, with the caption "this was my heated rivalry". Sarah thanks user @godimsuchadyke in the caption of her post.
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Screaming, crying, throwing up, lying on the floor, taken out by this thing of beauty.
treasureandrum.bsky.social lusinda 🏴‍☠️ @treasureandrum.bsky.social · 5d
🧣♥️ i would be kind for you ♥️🧣

(it's not a song but i couldn't pass by this poem)
January 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Go read this (and watch the clip that inspired it) immediately!
latinkraken.bsky.social Tri | LatinKraken @latinkraken.bsky.social · 5d
A night in watching Kate McKinnon at Hot Ones sends Ed back in time to his first date with Stede. Apparently, he has a thing for insect-loving blondes.

I'm back to writing! Please enjoy my first offer of 2026

archiveofourown.org/works/78067601

#OFMDJanuAUry #OFMDfic #gentlebeard
January 22, 2026 at 10:40 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
This is literally @anneofavonlea11.bsky.social and @babykraken.bsky.social's RBB from last year.

archiveofourown.org/works/67955006
January 22, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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unpopularculture.bsky.social
gifs that get you shouted at in the group chat
January 20, 2026 at 7:52 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
I love Ligs day. 🥰
lyratalise.bsky.social LyraTalise @lyratalise.bsky.social · 7d
Ch 7 of Ligs4Ligs, in which Ed and Stede work some things out via a ride and have an unexpected visitor. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/752484...
[ID: Title card for OFMDfanfic Ligs4Ligs, created by latinkraken: The background of the card is a bright golden yellow divided into blocks with a white border. Left vertical block has feet-up teal legs with purple on the front of one bent leg. The opposite right vertical block has mirrored feet-up purple legs with teal on one bent leg. The center is divided into three blocks. The top has the title in purple with the 4 in teal. The middle bock has a purple background with white text saying Words by LyraTalise and Art by Sailor's Ruin. The names are in bold. The bottom block returns to the yellow background with purple text and says: Fake Dating, Hidden Relationship, Fluff, Rated E, 65K words, each on a separate line. End ID]
January 21, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social
Writer sign-ups for the #OFMDReverseBang open in four days! We already have over fifty artists working on incredible pieces for this year's RBB. Stay tuned for the sign-up link to join as a writer this year!
January 20, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Sneaking in my WIPWednesday offering before I head to bed!

The next chap of RWYLM *is* progressing, just slowly; been taking a few breaks to jot down everything in my head for the first chapter of the prequel before i forget, so here -- have a little more of their wedding night 🥺
STEDE’S ALREADY TUCKED IN COZY TO THE BED BY THE WINDOW, THE COVERS PULLED UP OVER HIS LAP STEDE: ED, WAIT ED PAUSES. YEAH? STEDE HESITATES. COULD WE. COULD YOU. MAYBE WE COULD, UM. SHARE? ED DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING, FEELS LOST. FROZEN IN PLACE JUST FOR TONIGHT, STEDE RUSHES TO SAY. JUST. I COULD USE THE COMPANY? HE LOOKS AT ED WITH THOSE DOE EYES, AND IT’S NOT LIKE ED COULD EVER HAVE SAID NO REGARDLESS, BUT HE’S EXTRA, EXTRA POWERLESS NOW YEAH, HE SAYS—HOARSE. YEAH, COURSE. SO ED CAREFULLY CLIMBS INTO THE BED BESIDE STEDE. HE’S FULLY PREPARED TO HUG THE EDGE, KEEP HIMSELF CAREFULLY OUT OF STEDE’S SPACE BUT STEDE IMMEDIATELY CURLS UP AGAINST ED’S SIDE. ED FREEZES A MOMENT, THEN GINGERLY—HESITANTLY—WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND STEDE’S SHOULDER STEDE NESTLES INTO THE CROOK OF ED’S ARM. THIS OK? HE ASKS, SO QUIET ED CAN’T SPEAK. HE NODS, AND HE KNOWS STEDE CAN FEEL HIS CHIN MOVING AGAINST THE TOP OF HIS HEAD STEDE RELAXES AGAINST HIM FURTHER. ED CLOSES HIS EYES, DRAWS A DEEP BREATH IN—BLOWS IT OUT SHAKY, OVERCOME. HE TUCKS HIS NOSE AGAINST THE TOP OF STEDE’S HEAD, BREATHING DEEP THE SCENT OF HIS HAIR AGAIN. HE KNOWS HE’S BEING WEIRD, BUT STEDE DOESN’T SEEM TO MIND, AND ED NEEDS TO PUT ALL THIS LOVE AND AFFECTION SOMEWHERE. NEEDS THE REMINDER THAT STEDE IS HERE AND THIS IS REAL AND THEY’RE TOGETHER STEDE, QUIET IN THE DARK: WE’RE GOING TO BE OKAY FOR THE FIRST TIME, HE SAYS IT NOT LIKE A QUESTION. LIKE HE REALLY BELIEVES IT STEDE EVENTUALLY DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP ED STAYS AWAKE FOR A LONG TIME, LISTENING TO THE EVEN DRAW OF STEDE’S BREATH. RELISHING THE WARM WEIGHT OF HIM AGAINST ED’S SIDE. ED’S ARM IS SLOWLY GOING NUMB—BUT HE’S UNABLE TO BEAR THE THOUGHT OF MOVING MAYBE IT’S NOT A NORMAL MARRIAGE. MAYBE STEDE WILL NEVER LOVE ED LIKE ED LOVES HIM. BUT HE’S STEDE’S HUSBAND NOW, HIS FAMILY. IT’S HIS JOB TO TAKE CARE OF HIM. HE’S NOT GOING TO SCREW THIS UP WITH STEDE ASLEEP, ED ALLOWS HIMSELF JUST ONE INDULGENCE. HE PRESSES THE SOFTEST KISS TO THE TOP OF STEDE’S HEAD, NESTLES HIS FACE IN THERE, CLOSES HIS EYES, AND TRIES TO FALL ASLEEP
January 21, 2026 at 9:36 AM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Hello friends. The dark times are upon us... aka AO3 down for maintenance. I hope you are surviving.
January 21, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Reposted by Susan
edstede.bsky.social
I need help getting her refills again so if anyone could help/share i would be so so thankful 🥹❤️
ko-fi.com/deborahalves...
January 21, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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maplewriter.bsky.social
Have you seen him today? Now you have heheh 😌🔔🎶
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #OFMDfanart
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Reposted by Susan
gemagination.bsky.social
Quick morning sketchy of Ed in a fuzzy sweater
A digital color pencil sketch of Ed from our flag means Death. His hair is up on a high pony and he's wearing a fuzzy purple sweater.
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Reposted by Susan
intheblanketfort.bsky.social
Trying to beat back the Monday scaries (new semester starts tomorrow, ugh) by drawing my beautiful bisexual wife
A digital sketch of Ed Teach from the shoulders up. His hair is half up and he's looking to the viewer's right, speaking. He has enormous baby cow eyes and a hawk tattoo is visible on his sternum
January 20, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Reposted by Susan
self-induljennt.bsky.social
Feelin' bold tonight. Here's Ed and a midnight snack. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #nsfwOFMD
Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death in the middle of giving Stede a bj. They're backlit in warm orange light as Ed laps at the tip.
January 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
Happy 45th birthday to the one and only Buffy Summers! She saved the world a lot and I can't wait to see her save it again.
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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lumiilys.bsky.social
Okay hello hi I impulsively made some silly gentlebeard pins!
www.redbubble.com/people/lumii...
Button pin with Ed sticking his tongue out Button pin with Stede sticking his tongue out
January 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
dimsimkitty.bsky.social
I mean... Buffy. Which continues to ve my heart show and is definitely my special interest. Ask me anything! I'm watching if right now. But ofmd gripped my brain in a different kind of way.

I've definitely had other shows I hyperfixated on but nothing like Buffy or OFMD.
ophelia5wims.bsky.social Kate! 💖☕️☠️ @ophelia5wims.bsky.social · 10d
crew, what was your hyperfixation BEFORE our flag means death 👀

First of all, let's be clear - I don't think I've EVER hyperfixated on anything like I did on OFMD, but this podcast is the closest I've gotten (and I've gotten back into it in the last couple years too, which has been really lovely)
January 18, 2026 at 8:23 AM