Pinned
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BABA YAGA: who dares stand before my hut??
ME: hey can you turn this guy into a cat for me?
BY: huh? why?
ME: i hate him. engineer up the road says he's got a machine that can launch him into space. he'll spin forever as a cat
BY: what's in it for me?
GUY: please no! i have kids!
ME: his kids
ME: hey can you turn this guy into a cat for me?
BY: huh? why?
ME: i hate him. engineer up the road says he's got a machine that can launch him into space. he'll spin forever as a cat
BY: what's in it for me?
GUY: please no! i have kids!
ME: his kids
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
BABA YAGA: who dares stand before my hut??
ME: hey can you turn this guy into a cat for me?
BY: huh? why?
ME: i hate him. engineer up the road says he's got a machine that can launch him into space. he'll spin forever as a cat
BY: what's in it for me?
GUY: please no! i have kids!
ME: his kids
ME: hey can you turn this guy into a cat for me?
BY: huh? why?
ME: i hate him. engineer up the road says he's got a machine that can launch him into space. he'll spin forever as a cat
BY: what's in it for me?
GUY: please no! i have kids!
ME: his kids
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EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
October 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
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cigarettes should be free if you're visibly weeping when you walk into the gas station
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
cigarettes should be free if you're visibly weeping when you walk into the gas station
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cigarettes should be free if you're visibly weeping when you walk into the gas station
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
cigarettes should be free if you're visibly weeping when you walk into the gas station
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October 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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the poker npcs in red dead redemption 2:
bellowing "TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD!" and standing up from a poker table 0.4 seconds after sitting down
December 1, 2024 at 1:31 AM
the poker npcs in red dead redemption 2:
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me, entering your mentions unannounced:
SCROMITING?
SCROMITING?
December 1, 2024 at 3:53 PM
me, entering your mentions unannounced:
SCROMITING?
SCROMITING?
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you mean you're not a clumsy boymoder femboy twink? can't believe i hooked up with a chick
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
you mean you're not a clumsy boymoder femboy twink? can't believe i hooked up with a chick
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Using the robots to generate erotic content was always the end goal for ChatGPT, huh?
a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater holds a marker to her forehead
Alt: a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater holds a marker to her forehead before laughing
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Using the robots to generate erotic content was always the end goal for ChatGPT, huh?
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YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
October 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
kim please wear the piss jacket we have to match
CONCEPTUALIZATION - Pity. The jackets are meant to complete each other. If a man were standing alone on a street corner with 'PISSF****T' written on his back, it'd just be an individual that has taken a liking to urine. And 'FUCK THE WORLD' all on its own is, frankly, generic.
October 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
kim please wear the piss jacket we have to match
you've heard of pyramid head, now get ready for slut head
Slut Head Nurse Devours Her Patients Yumi Kazama
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
you've heard of pyramid head, now get ready for slut head
a bewitching beauty seduces me by yelling into my ears in a loud voice literally everyone can hear. yura kano
A Bewitching Beauty Seduces Me By Whispering Into My Ears In A Quiet Voice Only I Can Hear. Yura Kano
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
a bewitching beauty seduces me by yelling into my ears in a loud voice literally everyone can hear. yura kano
goody skimbleshanks? the railway cat? the cat of the railway train?
A Real Nut Buster!! Goody S*********s
October 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
goody skimbleshanks? the railway cat? the cat of the railway train?
cheering myself up about my broken leg by listening to the gnarliest animorphs transformations like some sort of fucked up asmr
September 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
cheering myself up about my broken leg by listening to the gnarliest animorphs transformations like some sort of fucked up asmr
it's incredibly fun to do this if you're 5'1" and have a lot of aura. make them get flustered and look down at you
September 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
it's incredibly fun to do this if you're 5'1" and have a lot of aura. make them get flustered and look down at you
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That's a perfectly cromulent vagina you got right there girl 👀
September 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That's a perfectly cromulent vagina you got right there girl 👀
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Google doc is the lower class form of spread sheets. Spread sheets is the perverts term for marital bed.
September 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Google doc is the lower class form of spread sheets. Spread sheets is the perverts term for marital bed.
i don't know that i've ever masturbated deluxe edition, nor would i know where to start
This Is What Happened When I Showed These Housewives Who Walked By How I Masturbate Deluxe Edition (1) It Appeared That They Were Becoming Bashfully Horny, So I Decided To Fuck Them
August 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i don't know that i've ever masturbated deluxe edition, nor would i know where to start
they keep putting too much month at the end of my money
July 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
they keep putting too much month at the end of my money
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the Ur-Blowjob. the Platonic ideal. the blowjob upon which all others are modeled
The Blowjob
April 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the Ur-Blowjob. the Platonic ideal. the blowjob upon which all others are modeled
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need i remind a wise man like you that hunger can be sated with food?
June 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
need i remind a wise man like you that hunger can be sated with food?