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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 23h

If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself.
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.

Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 9h

this one has riffing potential

disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 2d

Cuomosexual Paul Atreides can still happen if people want it bad enough

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 10h

jesus christ, that account posts like the crumbs at the bottom of the reply guy barrel. if it's a bit, it's brilliant

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 10h

he's gonna get that balloon

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 10h

This post: a green alien inflatable balloon peeking around the corner

Me having a normal day:
an unsuspecting dog sitting on the couch

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 10h

i'm confused, where do the tomato plants come in

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 10h

everybody on this website is pushing 40, kinda sus that the teens wanna hang out here, imho

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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 12h

you know I think I was onto something here

🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · Nov 9

kind of feels like the US was just acquired by a private equity firm

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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 10h

don't assume this means wario has any virtues,
he just knows a trap when he sees one

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11h

Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 16h

they had something with that suit, but just didn't know where to stop

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 16h

dammit, you're right. Replace the novelty bowtie with a bolo tie, and ditch the stupid fluffy staff. hell, just go full rhinestone cowboy instead

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 16h

lowkey sucks living in a country whose aesthetic makes it impossible to produce a tasteful national outfit

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 19h

Mr United States. Look, at least it's not an unironed Superman costume bought from a cheap costume shop, but my gods USA, what the fuck is this? I mean, I guess it does say a lot about the US as a country, but probably not what you want it to say...

A photo of a contestant at Mister Global 2025

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 17h

congrats to poland for successfully mogging the rest of europe for the first time in history

Bevis Musson @bevismusson.bsky.social · 19h

Mr Poland shows us that not *everyone* in Europe fucked it badly this year. It's not the most thrilling look but it is clean, well done and interesting. If only the rest of Europe had taken note (and believe me, we're not done on that front yet...)

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 17h

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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 1d

this sword appeared to me in a vision

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Adem @adem.bsky.social · 1d

we live in an era of incredible video editing skills being using to create the most insane media

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 1d

They're putting chemicals in the water!

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 1d

we're lucky this dumbass was using a google api and not just ddosing random websites with his vibecode

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d

ICE in Portland is coming off like Gargamel getting repeatedly rolled by the Smurfs

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 2d

oh my GOD why does the discourse around streamers alwayshave a 10x derangement modifier

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 2d

WHAT

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 2d

rfk just said babies hang out in the placenta and circumcision causes autism, so you'd think we'd have plenty of posting material, but noooo

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 2d

absolute rube behavior. you'd think we'd have learned our collective lesson about trusting a single video clip after the Acorn video thing back in 2009, but, alas.

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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 2d

dogs just make noises for no reason all the time. i refuse to even countenance that kind of accusation if it's based on a single video clip that isn't like... directly slapping the dog, idk. anything else is rube behavior; you're just falling for someone else's beef.

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