lawngnomesorceress
@lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social
teacher/occasional artist | she/her (elle/la) | texas | owner of the Disc Horse bot: @horsedisc.bsky.social
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gawd your grindr profile was no joke
good thing i havent eaten any lasagna
good thing i havent eaten any lasagna
December 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
gawd your grindr profile was no joke
good thing i havent eaten any lasagna
good thing i havent eaten any lasagna
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It’s called Holland
Our species wildly interbred with Neanderthals – and we now know where.
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It’s called Holland
as always,
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
as always,
holy shit, ty, my mom keeps going on about how good this recipe is. the cookies turned out great.
also found out why my grandma's recipe is mid: it uses oleo, not butter 🫠
also found out why my grandma's recipe is mid: it uses oleo, not butter 🫠
December 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
holy shit, ty, my mom keeps going on about how good this recipe is. the cookies turned out great.
also found out why my grandma's recipe is mid: it uses oleo, not butter 🫠
also found out why my grandma's recipe is mid: it uses oleo, not butter 🫠
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[seeing two weird and cringe replies in a row] FUCK i got discover tabbed
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
[seeing two weird and cringe replies in a row] FUCK i got discover tabbed
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first they came for the new york times and i said that's fine they can have that one we'll try the next one
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
first they came for the new york times and i said that's fine they can have that one we'll try the next one
i'm trying to figure out the market for this but keep slamming into this brick wall for some reason
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
i'm trying to figure out the market for this but keep slamming into this brick wall for some reason
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[hulk hogan voice] brother, i print and scan
December 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
[hulk hogan voice] brother, i print and scan
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What if I came back just to post goatse
December 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
What if I came back just to post goatse
the best part is, her tail is up and she is just happily soaking it in
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
the best part is, her tail is up and she is just happily soaking it in
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New: Here is my report on Waco judge Dianne Hensley's Friday lawsuit in which her lawyer, Jonathan Mitchell, says their goal is to get to SCOTUS to overturn Obergefell.
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Texas judge files suit with intent to overturn gay marriage ruling
It's the latest attempt out of Texas to overturn the 2015 decision.
www.chron.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
New: Here is my report on Waco judge Dianne Hensley's Friday lawsuit in which her lawyer, Jonathan Mitchell, says their goal is to get to SCOTUS to overturn Obergefell.
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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sorry to have to say this but even if you read something I said neutrally as insulting to you personally it is still not my job to manage that emotional reaction for you
December 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
sorry to have to say this but even if you read something I said neutrally as insulting to you personally it is still not my job to manage that emotional reaction for you
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Why is James Cook trending did the hawaiians get his ass again
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Why is James Cook trending did the hawaiians get his ass again
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Made a web version. Just make a copy and fill in your predictions!
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Made a web version. Just make a copy and fill in your predictions!
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a slightly more optimistic card from me:
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
a slightly more optimistic card from me:
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a slightly more optimistic card from me:
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
a slightly more optimistic card from me:
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Haven't received any requests yet today, but since I know they're coming:
No, it's still called the Streisand Effect. It's not the Epstein Effect or the Bondi Effect or anything like that.
Stop trying to change the name. The name works.
No, it's still called the Streisand Effect. It's not the Epstein Effect or the Bondi Effect or anything like that.
Stop trying to change the name. The name works.
December 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Haven't received any requests yet today, but since I know they're coming:
No, it's still called the Streisand Effect. It's not the Epstein Effect or the Bondi Effect or anything like that.
Stop trying to change the name. The name works.
No, it's still called the Streisand Effect. It's not the Epstein Effect or the Bondi Effect or anything like that.
Stop trying to change the name. The name works.
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this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
December 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
this is the greatest feeling, when the cord box proves its utility to a family member
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if you can't find rage bait on bluesky, i'm seriously doubting your ability to find your own ass with a map and detailed instructions. good lord.
I've long theorized now that every viral "Bluesky is boring" Twitter post is made by those who are addicted to being rage baited.
I finally found someone basically admitting to it.
Also OP only lasted 2 days 💀
I finally found someone basically admitting to it.
Also OP only lasted 2 days 💀
December 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
if you can't find rage bait on bluesky, i'm seriously doubting your ability to find your own ass with a map and detailed instructions. good lord.
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