Dɪᴢᴡɪʀᴇ🍥
@dizwire.bsky.social
Vicarious traveler into art, photography, animation, gardening, tiki, cannabis, music, theme parks, tech, & randomness. Seeker of truth, justice, creativity, humor, and comma separated values.
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I think the world would be a better place if all the animals with “king” in their names started wearing little crowns at all times… crabs, penguins, cobras, cheetahs, salmon, fishers… all of them
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I think the world would be a better place if all the animals with “king” in their names started wearing little crowns at all times… crabs, penguins, cobras, cheetahs, salmon, fishers… all of them
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Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Y'all the latest episode of the #Kilauea #eruption just went CRAZY. It looks like pressure built up enough to explode out the ground around the two existing vents (first few seconds), leading to a massive surge in lava fountaining.🌋🤯
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
USGS Live stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiyt...
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I had no idea it was even legal to dip stroopwafels and make them even more amazing than they already were 🤤
December 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I had no idea it was even legal to dip stroopwafels and make them even more amazing than they already were 🤤
That must be Canadian for “Kwik-E-Mart”
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
That must be Canadian for “Kwik-E-Mart”
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I don't think "RFK's policies are less popular than denying the Holocaust" is the *main* takeaway here, but it's there.
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I don't think "RFK's policies are less popular than denying the Holocaust" is the *main* takeaway here, but it's there.
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hbo max will now be called netflax
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
hbo max will now be called netflax
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
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Zuckerberg has spent more than 70 Billion since 2021 trying to create a Metaverse, a virtual world for work & play. He doesn't talk about it anymore and is cutting the program by 30% next year.
Imagine if he'd used that 70 billion to create a better world?
These men dream too small and too selfish.
Imagine if he'd used that 70 billion to create a better world?
These men dream too small and too selfish.
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Zuckerberg has spent more than 70 Billion since 2021 trying to create a Metaverse, a virtual world for work & play. He doesn't talk about it anymore and is cutting the program by 30% next year.
Imagine if he'd used that 70 billion to create a better world?
These men dream too small and too selfish.
Imagine if he'd used that 70 billion to create a better world?
These men dream too small and too selfish.
It’s Jungle Bird o’clock do you know where your children are?
December 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It’s Jungle Bird o’clock do you know where your children are?
F yeah I need to give Hola Arepa some more patronage. Fantastic food and cocktails and they stopped ICE in their tracks.
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
F yeah I need to give Hola Arepa some more patronage. Fantastic food and cocktails and they stopped ICE in their tracks.
(Kate bush, making breakfast)
🎶And if I only could
I'd make a smoothie with God
And I'd give Him my blender bases
Be usin' up that fruit
Be usin' up that milk
Be usin' up that protein
Say, if I only could, oh
🎶And if I only could
I'd make a smoothie with God
And I'd give Him my blender bases
Be usin' up that fruit
Be usin' up that milk
Be usin' up that protein
Say, if I only could, oh
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
(Kate bush, making breakfast)
🎶And if I only could
I'd make a smoothie with God
And I'd give Him my blender bases
Be usin' up that fruit
Be usin' up that milk
Be usin' up that protein
Say, if I only could, oh
🎶And if I only could
I'd make a smoothie with God
And I'd give Him my blender bases
Be usin' up that fruit
Be usin' up that milk
Be usin' up that protein
Say, if I only could, oh
Mrs. Parker: Save us, Ralphie! I just knowed that Dizwire would be comin' for our trichomes in the end!
Ralphie: Don't worry, Dad, as long as I got Ol' Blue.
Ralphie: Don't worry, Dad, as long as I got Ol' Blue.
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Mrs. Parker: Save us, Ralphie! I just knowed that Dizwire would be comin' for our trichomes in the end!
Ralphie: Don't worry, Dad, as long as I got Ol' Blue.
Ralphie: Don't worry, Dad, as long as I got Ol' Blue.
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🌱 Your Daily Moment of Sanity
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
🌱 Your Daily Moment of Sanity
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Merry Plantmas
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Merry Plantmas
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you're doing great. keep it up
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
you're doing great. keep it up
Bottles and a Portuguese bottle corker have arrived. Going to bottle up the cherry mead this weekend. I’m open to name suggestions (even though we only made a couple cases). Have seen it referred to as Viking blood wine elsewhere even though this is historically a bullshit name.
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Bottles and a Portuguese bottle corker have arrived. Going to bottle up the cherry mead this weekend. I’m open to name suggestions (even though we only made a couple cases). Have seen it referred to as Viking blood wine elsewhere even though this is historically a bullshit name.
If you can’t win the vote without cheating it’s probably a bullshit philosophy you’re peddling. #txGerrymandering
When we take power we need to pack the court, immediately. This is ridiculous.
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you can’t win the vote without cheating it’s probably a bullshit philosophy you’re peddling. #txGerrymandering
Perfect for attracting that special someone who loves dick
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Perfect for attracting that special someone who loves dick
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“How A Man Who Ordered Pizza Came To Eat Pizza”
Why is the NY Times framing this like the two halves of the headline are somehow in conflict with each other?
Why is the NY Times framing this like the two halves of the headline are somehow in conflict with each other?
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“How A Man Who Ordered Pizza Came To Eat Pizza”
Why is the NY Times framing this like the two halves of the headline are somehow in conflict with each other?
Why is the NY Times framing this like the two halves of the headline are somehow in conflict with each other?
Shit’s getting real for locking in the new job. Today is my first and only interview by HR since my boss and my grand-boss already know and love me and have already decided. Doesn’t mean I won’t ask you to gas me up with gifs, as is my tradition. Show me what ya got!
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Shit’s getting real for locking in the new job. Today is my first and only interview by HR since my boss and my grand-boss already know and love me and have already decided. Doesn’t mean I won’t ask you to gas me up with gifs, as is my tradition. Show me what ya got!
The struggle is real
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The struggle is real
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re: LLM answers at the top of search results — it's so funny that they put a little imp who lies to you at the gate to All Human Knowledge. Does Google think it's protecting the city of Thebes??
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
re: LLM answers at the top of search results — it's so funny that they put a little imp who lies to you at the gate to All Human Knowledge. Does Google think it's protecting the city of Thebes??