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@dizwire.bsky.social
Vicarious traveler into art, photography, animation, gardening, tiki, cannabis, music, theme parks, tech, & randomness. Seeker of truth, justice, creativity, humor, and comma separated values.
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If you can’t win the vote without cheating it’s probably a bullshit philosophy you’re peddling. #txGerrymandering
When we take power we need to pack the court, immediately. This is ridiculous.
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If you can’t win the vote without cheating it’s probably a bullshit philosophy you’re peddling. #txGerrymandering
Perfect for attracting that special someone who loves dick
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Perfect for attracting that special someone who loves dick
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“How A Man Who Ordered Pizza Came To Eat Pizza”
Why is the NY Times framing this like the two halves of the headline are somehow in conflict with each other?
Why is the NY Times framing this like the two halves of the headline are somehow in conflict with each other?
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“How A Man Who Ordered Pizza Came To Eat Pizza”
Why is the NY Times framing this like the two halves of the headline are somehow in conflict with each other?
Why is the NY Times framing this like the two halves of the headline are somehow in conflict with each other?
Shit’s getting real for locking in the new job. Today is my first and only interview by HR since my boss and my grand-boss already know and love me and have already decided. Doesn’t mean I won’t ask you to gas me up with gifs, as is my tradition. Show me what ya got!
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Shit’s getting real for locking in the new job. Today is my first and only interview by HR since my boss and my grand-boss already know and love me and have already decided. Doesn’t mean I won’t ask you to gas me up with gifs, as is my tradition. Show me what ya got!
The struggle is real
December 4, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The struggle is real
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re: LLM answers at the top of search results — it's so funny that they put a little imp who lies to you at the gate to All Human Knowledge. Does Google think it's protecting the city of Thebes??
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
re: LLM answers at the top of search results — it's so funny that they put a little imp who lies to you at the gate to All Human Knowledge. Does Google think it's protecting the city of Thebes??
Warm grits with peanut butter and raisins. Like a warm hug for the guts
a chihuahua dog is wrapped in a blanket on a bed .
ALT: a chihuahua dog is wrapped in a blanket on a bed .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Warm grits with peanut butter and raisins. Like a warm hug for the guts
ARBY’S NO LONGER HAS 5 PEPPER SAUCE?!
a cartoon of homer simpson is holding a newspaper that says old man yells at cloud
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson is holding a newspaper that says old man yells at cloud
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
ARBY’S NO LONGER HAS 5 PEPPER SAUCE?!
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Just noticed that I’ve met IRL 10 ppl left of the center line and only 3 from the right side. And 2 on the center line. I guess that confirms I’m a leftist
It’s nice seeing you all around. I’m a sucker for a bunch of cool people crammed into a sea of little circles
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Just noticed that I’ve met IRL 10 ppl left of the center line and only 3 from the right side. And 2 on the center line. I guess that confirms I’m a leftist
Bad news, @rp2d2.bsky.social - the meat socks you gave me ages ago finally have a hole in them
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Bad news, @rp2d2.bsky.social - the meat socks you gave me ages ago finally have a hole in them
It’s nice seeing you all around. I’m a sucker for a bunch of cool people crammed into a sea of little circles
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It’s nice seeing you all around. I’m a sucker for a bunch of cool people crammed into a sea of little circles
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This is really important.
What I make, is made my me - a human being, and I take a really dim view of 'generative' AI,
I'm not a luddite, there are definitely machine learning tools that make life much easier - but wholesale generative slop? Prompting a machine to think for you, no thank you.
What I make, is made my me - a human being, and I take a really dim view of 'generative' AI,
I'm not a luddite, there are definitely machine learning tools that make life much easier - but wholesale generative slop? Prompting a machine to think for you, no thank you.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This is really important.
What I make, is made my me - a human being, and I take a really dim view of 'generative' AI,
I'm not a luddite, there are definitely machine learning tools that make life much easier - but wholesale generative slop? Prompting a machine to think for you, no thank you.
What I make, is made my me - a human being, and I take a really dim view of 'generative' AI,
I'm not a luddite, there are definitely machine learning tools that make life much easier - but wholesale generative slop? Prompting a machine to think for you, no thank you.
My vocab suggests that I may have a promising career ahead of me writing monosyllabic books for kindergarteners
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My vocab suggests that I may have a promising career ahead of me writing monosyllabic books for kindergarteners
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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wrote about the "hemp ban" that Congress snuck into the government-reopening bill, the impact it's already having on angry farmers and brewers and small-biz owners across the country, the misconceptions around the plant, and the lobbies that agitated for this crackdown: slate.com/business/202...
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
wrote about the "hemp ban" that Congress snuck into the government-reopening bill, the impact it's already having on angry farmers and brewers and small-biz owners across the country, the misconceptions around the plant, and the lobbies that agitated for this crackdown: slate.com/business/202...
Free idea for weird al yankovic: an 80s new wave spoof of Culture Club about Indian food called Korma I’m Eatin’
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Free idea for weird al yankovic: an 80s new wave spoof of Culture Club about Indian food called Korma I’m Eatin’
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two wrongs don't make a right but three alrights make a McConaughey
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
two wrongs don't make a right but three alrights make a McConaughey
Omg someone needs to tell my mom that DP means something other than her “diamond painting” hobby. That person will not be me I am fucking dying over here once again.
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Omg someone needs to tell my mom that DP means something other than her “diamond painting” hobby. That person will not be me I am fucking dying over here once again.
Still one of My favorite holiday tunes. Especially once we lost my mother-in-law who loved white wine.
It's that time of the year innit. It's sentimental...
As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️
Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years.
youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...
As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️
Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years.
youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...
White Wine In The Sun (2021) by Tim Minchin: BACK
YouTube video by Tim Minchin
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November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Still one of My favorite holiday tunes. Especially once we lost my mother-in-law who loved white wine.
My first time ever breaking 1000 calories in a ride, plus a new personal best on 75 min rides
💪 🦿🎖️😵
💪 🦿🎖️😵
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My first time ever breaking 1000 calories in a ride, plus a new personal best on 75 min rides
💪 🦿🎖️😵
💪 🦿🎖️😵
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Gird ye loins, the theme park-related blog post of the year is nigh
🚨🚨We are 24 hours away from the 2025 Theme Park Turkey of the Year Awards. 🚨🚨
2024 was a doozy! Mickey Mouse went into Public Domain,
@jennynicholson.bsky.social's 4 hour Starcruiser video racked up MILLIONS of views, the Ghost of Gideons haunts Disney Springs, five years of construction at EPCOT ends with a whimper & much, MUCH more!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
@jennynicholson.bsky.social's 4 hour Starcruiser video racked up MILLIONS of views, the Ghost of Gideons haunts Disney Springs, five years of construction at EPCOT ends with a whimper & much, MUCH more!
LINK: touringplans.com/blog/saturda...
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Gird ye loins, the theme park-related blog post of the year is nigh