Chris-tofurkey Glass
@thechrisglass.bsky.social
I work at BGS on Fallout☢️ and write about theme parks for Inside Universal. My posts are my own and no one else's.
post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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the more expensive hardware gets, the more game optimization becomes an economics issue
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the more expensive hardware gets, the more game optimization becomes an economics issue
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What a great day to be thankful for what you have! Once you start to see the value in “obsolete” technology, it’s impossible to justify just how short our upgrade cycles have become.
Call me crazy, but I think TVs, phones, computers, etc SHOULD last for decades.
Call me crazy, but I think TVs, phones, computers, etc SHOULD last for decades.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What a great day to be thankful for what you have! Once you start to see the value in “obsolete” technology, it’s impossible to justify just how short our upgrade cycles have become.
Call me crazy, but I think TVs, phones, computers, etc SHOULD last for decades.
Call me crazy, but I think TVs, phones, computers, etc SHOULD last for decades.
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fellas, is it gay to like turkey
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
fellas, is it gay to like turkey
Seeing the absolute market dominance of Whatsapp in every other country outside of the USA is really intimidating to think about it
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Seeing the absolute market dominance of Whatsapp in every other country outside of the USA is really intimidating to think about it
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Watch Planes, Trains & Automobiles as it was meant to be watched…
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Watch Planes, Trains & Automobiles as it was meant to be watched…
Despite the website saying it, the parade is not being televised on the ship anywhere. Guess I'll watch it all on Sunday
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Despite the website saying it, the parade is not being televised on the ship anywhere. Guess I'll watch it all on Sunday
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
Found a Pump it Up Prime machine in Mexico. But it's kids only... Grrr
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Found a Pump it Up Prime machine in Mexico. But it's kids only... Grrr
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Fan-Made Real Ghostbusters x TRON Figure Is the 1980s Mashup We Didn’t Know We Needed: ghostbustersnews.com/2025/11/26/f...
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fan-Made Real Ghostbusters x TRON Figure Is the 1980s Mashup We Didn’t Know We Needed: ghostbustersnews.com/2025/11/26/f...
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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New Purple Stuff Podcast! Join us for a look back at the 1985 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, starring He-Man, Rainbow Brite and Rue McClanahan! Listen here: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/1985-macys-parade/
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
New Purple Stuff Podcast! Join us for a look back at the 1985 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, starring He-Man, Rainbow Brite and Rue McClanahan! Listen here: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/1985-macys-parade/
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…. beef?
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
…. beef?
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"The White House isn't sure whether Trump actually had a phone call or just imagined it" is where we are on the dementia scale now.
An amazing new Trump controversy, Part II of II:
- Saturday afternoon: Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro the night before and planned to see him “in the very near future”
- Monday afternoon: The Trump White House isn’t sure whether Trump actually had the conversation he referenced two days earlier
- Saturday afternoon: Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro the night before and planned to see him “in the very near future”
- Monday afternoon: The Trump White House isn’t sure whether Trump actually had the conversation he referenced two days earlier
White House hedges on Trump’s curious claim about his call with Brazil’s Bolsonaro White House hedges on Trump’s curious claim about his call with Brazil’s Jair Bolsonaro
Did the Republican president talk to Bolsonaro as the Brazilian plotted to escape? Trump said yes, but the White House isn’t so sure.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
"The White House isn't sure whether Trump actually had a phone call or just imagined it" is where we are on the dementia scale now.
RFK took this book as a challenge
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
RFK took this book as a challenge
I love having to scan every single activity and coloring book I get for my kid to figure out if it's AI slop now.
The future is awesome
The future is awesome
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I love having to scan every single activity and coloring book I get for my kid to figure out if it's AI slop now.
The future is awesome
The future is awesome
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
I'm in a bookstore in a mall in Mexico and they're playing the soundtrack to Sonic R.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm in a bookstore in a mall in Mexico and they're playing the soundtrack to Sonic R.
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Just in time for Thanksgiving Republicans are pro-roasted children left in hot cars.
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Just in time for Thanksgiving Republicans are pro-roasted children left in hot cars.
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Instead of the Santa Tracker this year, NORAD is going to shoot down Santa Clause over the Caribbean Sea on the grounds that he's drug trafficking. Please clap. I'm a sociopath.
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Instead of the Santa Tracker this year, NORAD is going to shoot down Santa Clause over the Caribbean Sea on the grounds that he's drug trafficking. Please clap. I'm a sociopath.
Back on land, for a bit, what'd I miss?
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Back on land, for a bit, what'd I miss?
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Get more from David Avallone on Patreon
Writer, Filmmaker, Etc.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
For the curious, you can check out the Patreon here. Sign up for free, if you like. Or subscribe! I’m thinking the prologue of the “how I make comics” series will be free, but future chapters will be subscriber only.
www.patreon.com/DavidAvallon...
www.patreon.com/DavidAvallon...
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since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
Google denies ‘misleading’ reports of Gmail using your emails to train AI
Google says “we do not use your Gmail content for training our Gemini AI model.”
www.theverge.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.