Nobody Knows I'm A Dog 🏳️🌈
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Two-Time TV Quiz Show Loser - MTG Player - Pokemon TCG Enjoyer - Riichi Mahjong Learner - Quaquaval Stan - 🏳️🌈 - ESFP - Streams every now and again at twitch.tv/nobodyknowsimadog - banner by @itsuki2410.bsky.social
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"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby'll put me down clean."
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February 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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What about if it’s like 500 times
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
What about if it’s like 500 times
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it's pretty rare that i get recognized in public so i'll never forget the time i walked into a random bar and a stranger very respectfully tapped my shoulder to show me "small sausage in large sausage"
February 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
it's pretty rare that i get recognized in public so i'll never forget the time i walked into a random bar and a stranger very respectfully tapped my shoulder to show me "small sausage in large sausage"
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Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
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Rifle-Wielding Chair Umpire Asks Crowd If Making Noise During Australian Open Truly Worth Dying For
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Rifle-Wielding Chair Umpire Asks Crowd If Making Noise During Australian Open Truly Worth Dying For
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Report: More Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Turning To Alchemy https://theonion.com/report-more-americans-forced-to-make-ends-meet-by-turning-to-alchemy/
January 29, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Report: More Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Turning To Alchemy https://theonion.com/report-more-americans-forced-to-make-ends-meet-by-turning-to-alchemy/
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What even is this creature…
January 23, 2026 at 1:29 PM
What even is this creature…
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The strongest never skips training!
January 21, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The strongest never skips training!
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A rectangle is walking :3
January 20, 2026 at 1:35 PM
A rectangle is walking :3
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POV: the last thing you see
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
POV: the last thing you see
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January 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM