MF DONG
@dong.social
common side effects include burping, shittin,g and cumming
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MF DONG
@dong.social
· Apr 7
“There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.”
Camus
Camus
Spaghetti-tree hoax - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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HHS rolling out new "no fap" guidelines to replace vaccine schedule
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
HHS rolling out new "no fap" guidelines to replace vaccine schedule
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Does "Luigi Mangione" mean "Let's eat Luigi"? I don't know it just sounds like it should
December 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Does "Luigi Mangione" mean "Let's eat Luigi"? I don't know it just sounds like it should
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let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness
December 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness
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ITS DONT KILL YOURSELF WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!! RT TO DONT KILL YOURSELF
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
ITS DONT KILL YOURSELF WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!! RT TO DONT KILL YOURSELF
smigus dingus, also known as wet monday,
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
smigus dingus, also known as wet monday,
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As a kid i always got disgusted when i got to the part in twas the night before christmas where his belly is shaking like a bowl full of jelly because it made me think of his organs sloshing around
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
As a kid i always got disgusted when i got to the part in twas the night before christmas where his belly is shaking like a bowl full of jelly because it made me think of his organs sloshing around
don't you know anything
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
don't you know anything
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blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent
spelling it stuped from now on
December 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
spelling it stuped from now on
this guy kicks ass www.youtube.com/shorts/tLQ1Z...
9 December 2025
YouTube video by scottyfairno
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
this guy kicks ass www.youtube.com/shorts/tLQ1Z...
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We found an Account
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We found an Account
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Two-story outhouse
Gays, IL
Gays, IL
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Two-story outhouse
Gays, IL
Gays, IL
in september 2014 my three extremely large sons were vaporized in the parking lot of a wal-mart under suspicious circumstances
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
in september 2014 my three extremely large sons were vaporized in the parking lot of a wal-mart under suspicious circumstances
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in 2017 a ufo hit my car with a tractor beam and replaced it with a honda jazz made from human bone
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
in 2017 a ufo hit my car with a tractor beam and replaced it with a honda jazz made from human bone
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self sucking underneath the mistletoe
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
self sucking underneath the mistletoe
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just found out that posting is not a revolutionary act, my world is in shambles
December 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
just found out that posting is not a revolutionary act, my world is in shambles
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*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
February 6, 2024 at 7:36 PM
*yelling from inside the getting kicked in the nuts factory* it's actually insane that you guys won't come in here
my neighbor is a wizard now
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
my neighbor is a wizard now
