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@dong.social

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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · Apr 7

“There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy.”

Camus

A map of the US has a face and arms, and is psychotically stabbing itself with two daggers. Above, maps of the EU and China look on in horror and consternation.

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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 1h

ooh. dang

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 2h

Caillou Dies, ft. Werner Hertzog www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5W...

Caillou Dies

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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 4h

wonder why people are suddenly using Born Slippy in the background of these tiktok videos

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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 1d

fridys i miss goig tickle mode on my cellmate

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 5h

Zach
@zach116.bsky.social • 1d
Show this post to your mother if you believe it is something acceptable to say to a stranger

Grey Them Pronouns @greythempr... • 1d
You are a waste of time for everyone you know. You are merely tolerated. Never fully embraced. And fuck your flags in bio nonsense

Grey Them Pronouns @greythempronouns... • 1d
You know what? Bet. One sec

Kim Williams @towandakim.bsky.social • 1d
Hi there, Grey's mother here. I've always been proud of my kiddo. The free thinking was hard during teen years because I had some growing up to do. I support whatever opinion or stance Grey takes, with respect, whether I agree or disagree with it. Always proud to see a display of 1st Amendment.

Grey Them Pronouns @greythempronouns... • 1d
Holy shit Zach my mom just joined Bluesky specifically to prove you wrong

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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 5h

someone talking to kid rock 30 years ago: are you sure that should be your artist name? i mean, you're going to get older

kid rock: i will never get old

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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 16h

Kid Rock has tragically died by way of constipation suicide

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Moonkist🔮 @moonkist.bsky.social · 10h

we all know Kid Rock smells bad

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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 1d

take a look at this guy's channel. he is an actual historian, not just some youtube clickbait doofus talking out his ass. he will tell you all the stuff your history teachers were forbidden from mentioning www.youtube.com/@Tad.Stoermer

Tad Stoermer

Historian. Torching Lies. Teaching Resistance. Explaining Revolution. Author of A RESISTANCE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES (Steerforth Press, 2026) Lecturer at Johns Hopkins University / Visiting Schol...

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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 1d

most of the founders despised democracy. they used "the Democracy" to refer to the non-elites, in EXACTLY the same way as republicans use the term "Socialist." they feared and hated anyone who wasn't as cool and rich as they were. they wrote the constitution to PREVENT democracy, not implement it.

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 1d

also george washington was a gigantic asshole

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 1d

billionaires are used to hearing only yes, and getting rid of anyone who doesn't say yes. they have neither the means nor the inclination to understand a world they aren't at the center of. the constitution was written by such men, and the current president acts exactly the same as the first.

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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 1d

what is the use of following someone when you can already predict every post, almost word-for-word, without actually looking at their profile

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 1d

they don't see a need to be in touch in the first place

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 1d

Fascinating

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 1d

I use it for my job. It kicks ass, and it's unrealistic for me to expect to continue to advance my career without it. I also use it to produce music, which I had been totally unable to motivate myself to do since about 2009. It's paradoxically given me the energy to start writing synth music again.

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 1d

I cannot parse this either

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 2d

I wish White Dorner had lived long enough to see this

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 2d

whateer their name is, probably

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 2d

I think this is supposed to be an homage to Atlas Sucked but I couldn't sit through it long enough to be sure

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 2d

wow... she sucks!!!

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 2d

Is that a fact

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 2d

What a fine cat!

HORTENSIO. @dong.social · 2d

that's clearly an eel.