Adam 📼 📀 🎥
@donjohn80.bsky.social
I like movies, Nicolas Cage, DVDs, Scooby-Doo, and films. He/him
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when in doubt: movies 🧡
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
when in doubt: movies 🧡
Ok, still leaving it to the last minute, but I've recovered from all the vacation burnout so at least this week's #ZombieSteve52 entry (Noir week) isn't a short again. The tone feels more like a late 2010s procedural "they fight crime" TV series, but it was on TCM's Noir Alley so I guess it counts.
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ok, still leaving it to the last minute, but I've recovered from all the vacation burnout so at least this week's #ZombieSteve52 entry (Noir week) isn't a short again. The tone feels more like a late 2010s procedural "they fight crime" TV series, but it was on TCM's Noir Alley so I guess it counts.
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Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
September 2, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
The new Chris Pratt movie was obviously intended to be an Ace Attorney ripoff game and someone put the pitch in the wrong pile.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The new Chris Pratt movie was obviously intended to be an Ace Attorney ripoff game and someone put the pitch in the wrong pile.
House of Leaves
JAWS: Big Shark, Little Boat! A Book of Opposites
JAWS: Big Shark, Little Boat! A Book of Opposites
alright let’s get something more pleasant going. what two books would you leave out on your coffee table so a reporter can mention you have them. doesn’t matter if you’ve read them. for me it’s Pale Fire (which I did read) and Ulysses (got like 15% of the way in)
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
House of Leaves
JAWS: Big Shark, Little Boat! A Book of Opposites
JAWS: Big Shark, Little Boat! A Book of Opposites
I got drunk and started watching Gastronauts. This was a big mistake because now I want to cook weird food.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I got drunk and started watching Gastronauts. This was a big mistake because now I want to cook weird food.
So after a double feature of Die My Love and Bugonia I can’t help but think of the interesting directions the Miss Piggy movie being produced by Lawrence and Stone could go.
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So after a double feature of Die My Love and Bugonia I can’t help but think of the interesting directions the Miss Piggy movie being produced by Lawrence and Stone could go.
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
Moncton just opened a chicken wings restaurant next to a sex shop. One stop shopping for getting sticky fingers.
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Moncton just opened a chicken wings restaurant next to a sex shop. One stop shopping for getting sticky fingers.
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You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
All are considered acceptable so go off.
I may have accidentally channeled a childhood memory without realizing it.
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I may have accidentally channeled a childhood memory without realizing it.
Pitching a Hellraiser remake where instead of a demonic Rubik’s Cube it’s a haunted Bop It.
a person is holding a microphone with the word bop on it .
Alt: A Bop It
media.tenor.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Pitching a Hellraiser remake where instead of a demonic Rubik’s Cube it’s a haunted Bop It.
Considering it’s about $50 USD to ship @criterion.bsky.social sale orders to Canada, I’d expect a bit more quality control.
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Considering it’s about $50 USD to ship @criterion.bsky.social sale orders to Canada, I’d expect a bit more quality control.
When my plans of world domination come together, all TV series on DVD will have a chapter break at the end of the opening credits for easy skipping.
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
When my plans of world domination come together, all TV series on DVD will have a chapter break at the end of the opening credits for easy skipping.
Ok, I can believe that Daphne smells like custom Lush products, but it got me wondering about the rest. My theory:
Fred - Axe body spray
Shaggy - Patchouli oil
Velma - Men’s deodorant, I doubt Velma pays the pink tax
Scooby - Flea shampoo
Fred - Axe body spray
Shaggy - Patchouli oil
Velma - Men’s deodorant, I doubt Velma pays the pink tax
Scooby - Flea shampoo
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Ok, I can believe that Daphne smells like custom Lush products, but it got me wondering about the rest. My theory:
Fred - Axe body spray
Shaggy - Patchouli oil
Velma - Men’s deodorant, I doubt Velma pays the pink tax
Scooby - Flea shampoo
Fred - Axe body spray
Shaggy - Patchouli oil
Velma - Men’s deodorant, I doubt Velma pays the pink tax
Scooby - Flea shampoo
It's the day of the Criterion Sale, so expect an angry post about DHL from me sometime in the next month. 😜
October 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's the day of the Criterion Sale, so expect an angry post about DHL from me sometime in the next month. 😜
That’s now Fangoria Chainsaw Award Winning Nicolas Cage. 🥳🥳🥳
Did a little Halloween shopping today, by which I mean I got something new for my Nicolas Cage shelf that probably wouldn’t fit my giant head.
October 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
That’s now Fangoria Chainsaw Award Winning Nicolas Cage. 🥳🥳🥳
Did a little Halloween shopping today, by which I mean I got something new for my Nicolas Cage shelf that probably wouldn’t fit my giant head.
October 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Did a little Halloween shopping today, by which I mean I got something new for my Nicolas Cage shelf that probably wouldn’t fit my giant head.
It’s only Wednesday 😭
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It’s only Wednesday 😭
Do they still do custom GPS voices? Is it possible to get all my directions from Norman Lovett as Holly?
a man 's head is visible through a gun barrel with the words alright dudes below him
Alt: a man 's head is visible on a watch with the words alright dudes below him
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Do they still do custom GPS voices? Is it possible to get all my directions from Norman Lovett as Holly?
🎵One more hour 'til Halloween🎵
🎵Halloween, Halloween🎵
🎵One more hour 'til Halloween🎵
🎵Secret Cinematheque🎵
🎵Halloween, Halloween🎵
🎵One more hour 'til Halloween🎵
🎵Secret Cinematheque🎵
Please mark your calendars, The 24-Hour Horror Movie Mind Melter is happening on October 11th, 2025 @ 11:00 AM (est)
October 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
🎵One more hour 'til Halloween🎵
🎵Halloween, Halloween🎵
🎵One more hour 'til Halloween🎵
🎵Secret Cinematheque🎵
🎵Halloween, Halloween🎵
🎵One more hour 'til Halloween🎵
🎵Secret Cinematheque🎵
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My buddy Zelda has very strong opinions on this stuff. A reminder that her dad left explicit instructions that he did NOT want corporations to be able to do this to him and that means us too. The bare minimum here is to respect the wishes of those who said NO.
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My buddy Zelda has very strong opinions on this stuff. A reminder that her dad left explicit instructions that he did NOT want corporations to be able to do this to him and that means us too. The bare minimum here is to respect the wishes of those who said NO.
Have the people who make the Trivago ads on Tubi ever met a human being?
October 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Have the people who make the Trivago ads on Tubi ever met a human being?
If you see this, QTP with a gif of a vampire that isn’t Dracula 🦇
October 3, 2025 at 9:42 AM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of a vampire that isn’t Dracula 🦇